corrupt a wish game

[MasterKeyX]

Granted but they all go blind and nobody can post anymore.

I wish my girlfriend would answer her damned phone.

[MagmarFire]

Granted, but the phone asplodes.

I wish for experience.

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted, but it's experience with something that's not even remotely useful to you.

I wish I could do twice as much yardwork in the same amount of time...

[alical]

Granted, but your work becomes very shoddy and you are given away.

I wish Tomb Raider Underworld was out a few months earlier.

[Vaati]

Granted, but the game's a total rip-off.
I wish my dog would stay clean.  8)

[HylianHero92]

Granted, but he stays so clean he shines bright white and you go blind and deaf (for no reason but my enjoyment)



I wish school ended at 12:00 instead of 3:00!

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but then it turns out that it's only a one hour break, and you still have thre more hours from 1:00-4:00.

I wish Stanley Kubrick was still alive.

[Vaati]

Granted, but he's in a vegitative state.
I wish the camping trip wasn't so far away.

[Mysterious F.]

Granted. But the camping trip is inside your bedroom, and everyone will invade your privacy (diary, clothing, looking in every nook and cranny, the works).

I wish Kubrick's vegitative state was cured and he would start making great movies again, without any flaw happening to what is specifically addressed in this wish, but instead the ad stuff happens to Tom Cruise.

[o0Zelda0o]

Granted, but he only makes one good one and then goes to the style of "Epic movie e.c.t.."

I wish that a prieview of the next  Zelda game would hurry up and come out!!  :P

[Vaati]

Granted, but you find out that TINGLE is the main character! Mwahahaha!

I wish I had some corn...oh wait. I do! Yay me! :)

[o0Zelda0o]

uuhh... Already granted? But it tastes horrible  :D

I wish I had a drink of Cola  :)

[Keaton]

granted, but it's hot and syrupy.

I wish I had some Hateorade.

[o0Zelda0o]

Havn't got a clue what that is,  :o but Granted, but is all weird?  :P Sorry I havn't got a clue what it is!!  :P

I wish I had a DSi

[Vaati]

Granted...but it...uhh...breaks? (Sorry, I have no idea what a DSi is)
I wish there were no writer's blocks.