The Ask Ezlo F.A.Q.
Greetings, greetings! I am Ezlo, the world renowned Minish Keeper of Lore. You know, I receive quite a many letters every day, and some are very repetitive or involve subjects I've answered numerous times. In order to keep things on the up and up, and to save Daphne some (much deserved) papercuts, here is a list of Frequently Asked Questions from Ask Ezlo. Remember, if you have any questions you'd like me, the Great and Venerable Ezlo, to answer, please ask them using the form at the bottom of the Ask Ezlo page.
What's my Hylian Zodiac sign?
- Aquarius: Sue-Belle, the Water Bearer
- Pisces: Gyorg the Fish
- Aries: the Goht
- Taurus: the Lon Lon Cow
- Gemini: Twinrova, the Twins
- Cancer: Gohma, the Crab
- Leo: the Moblin
- Virgo: Marin, the Virgin
- Libra: the Sheikah
- Scorpio: the Tektite
- Sagittarius: the Lynel
- Capricorn: Zora, the waterman
What do you think of Tingle?
I think the "lad" is a loon, and clearly off his rocker. No, he cannot be reformed. No, he is not cute. No, I don't wish I were on of his Tingle Bros.
[Inane babble about Vaati]
NO ONE LIKES VAATI. And, for Din's sake, the boy tried to turn me into a headwarmer. You can't possibly think I'd put that indignity behind me?
How old are you?
Old enough. I'm not giving out a number, ever!
Does Link like Zelda? (or vice versa)
In the cartoons they liked each other. In Adventure of Link the princess gave Link a peck on the cheek behind a curtain. Ditto in the Oracle Series, but this time in front of a giant tree. Generally, the two (despite being destined to be embroiled in each other's affairs) don't particularly care for each other. Those are just the exceptions to the rule.
A/S/L?
Who is Daphne?
My good-for-nothing secretary. She organizes all my letters as I see fit, and makes sure to keep all the "How Old Are You?" letters away from my prying eyes.
What is the release date for Twilight Princess?
(As of July 22, 2005) No one knows for certain yet, because Nintendo hasn't given a definitive date.
Why do you answer letters if you hate it so much?
The Desert Colossus' webmaster, Jack, has horrible, unspeakable photos about me.
Can I see these photos?
No. The whole point of this job is so that others may not see them. Allowing you to see them would just negate that point. I mean, really now.