The contest has ended. Thanks to everyone who participated, and congrats to the winner—Jackal!
Most people receive presents on this birthday, but in honor of those that got the Desert Colossus to this auspicious anniversary, TDC is giving away a copy of Twilight Princess to the winner of the Caption Game for the last half of October. In order to participate and become eligible for winning, all you need to do is submit a Caption in the contest Caption Game taking place between October 21th and November 4th by email (no entries outside of that date range will be considered eligible).
That last part (submitting by email) is crucial because I need a way to distinguish each person from another, and need a way to contact each entrant. As such, only submissions received by email will be posted in that edition, and be eligible for the contest.
If you are going to enter, please be at least fourteen years old. Or, if younger, get a parent's permission to participate. When the contest has ended, I will be contacting the winner and getting their address to send the prize to them, so it is important that your parents/guardians are aware that you could be having someone send a gift to their house.
There will be only one winner and that person will receive a copy of Twilight Princess (their choice of platform). The winner will be decided by who submits the best Caption (as determined by the webmaster of this site). No purchase necessary and all that jazz.
Good luck to all who particpate!