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As Link first spots Tetra hanging from the tree limb, what does he think to himself regarding this peculiar discovery?
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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)
Tatl
Link: OMG! A beautiful lady hanging in a tree, just like in my dream. Alright stay calm, just keep calm. *out loud* I LOVE YOU.
Tetra: I HATE YOU.
Joshua
Link: Dear diary, Jackpot
sara
Link: She is to high! Scince I am a midget I will leave her there for now. So later I can get a ladder and hit the girl with a bat. Then I can invite Aryll and Grandma to play pinyata with me!
LOZ master
Link: Whoa! I know that hair form somewhere... Oh well, Nice dagger!
gamergirl63
Link: holy moly!! how in all of outset island did she get up there....it doesnt look like she climbed up there.....well, lets go recue someone else......
darker
Link: ...Mabey I shouldent of dumped her...
T3H LINK
Link: Hey! You- no solicting between 9 and 12 on sundays and thursdays!
jinx
Link: Hay look!!! it's a girl in a tree!! so thats why I don't like hights
What the?
Link: I guess Zelda finally cracked..
Joey
Link: Thank the gods! She's all right!
Wolfwind
Link: Last year, I asked Santa for a pony and this year, I asked him for a girlfriend!
Matrix
Link: And she says I'm crazy... HEY ARYLL!!! GET THE PICTO BOX!!!!!!!!!!
Tetra: (Waking up) Huh? Somebody there?
Link: Crap.
Kathryne
Link: If I angle myself just right, I can catch her in my arms and then drop her! Of course, I'll probably get slapped...
gibdo
Link: Hmmmm... Looks like a Shela... Maybe roseanne?
Rin
Link: O.o.......if I look anything like that chick it's no wonder Zelda keeps running into Ganondorf's traps every chance she gets....
when life throws you lemons make apple juice
Link: I never thought they meant hangovers in the literal sense
swessefronc
Link: Trittst im Morgenrot daher
erin
Link: uuummmm...... what is my line?
Awkin
Link: *Sigh* They're always doing that...
DekuDentist
Link (to himself): Just wait until she falls down, then say that I saved her. Plan.
Palipappa
Link: Hey, Isn't that, that weird tree from harry potter?
Mesa Musa
Link: Dear Penthouse....
zelda fanatic
Link: i better call CSI theres a dead body here.
Pierce
Link: huh? What is Tetra doing on a tree?
Ethen
Link: Bwahahahahahaha!
Tetra:It's SNOT funny!
Link:Bwahahahahahaha!
Tetra:Shut it you MORON!
Link:Police....SHE CALLED ME THE FORBIDDEN WORD!
Tetra:O poopyshnitcztinel
Chris
Link: I thought I told her not to drink while on the job...
zeldageek
Link: Hmmmmmmmm..........I wonder what Elvis would do in a situation like this
fren
Link: *GASP* Why are her feet so small?!?!
Koja
Link: A girl hanging from a tree?! That's it! No more hallucinoginic mushrooms for me.
Loratoraleli
Link: Whoops...forgot to use that Bengay this morning when i woke up....Now im itching on my-
WOAH! GIRL. IN. THE. TREE!!!
Lorelei Redstone
Link: OH MY GOD! THE DAY HAS COME WHEN PRINCESSES DISGUISED AS PIRATES THAT DON'T EVEN KNOW THEY'RE PRINCESSESFALL FROM THE SKY! YES!
Hinata
Link: ummmmmm.......Tetra!!!You know it's not my fault you're up there right?!?!*(she is so going to kill me if she gets down)*
Cran
Tetra: owwww...
Link: I'll save you! *Snap thump* or not.
Tetra: nice job hero.
Link: well excuuuse me princess.
Tetra: SHHHH! I'm not a princes.
Link: excuse me miss little pirate?
Tetra: *slap*
Darth Anonymous
Link: What's that? *looks hard* It's pirate... *pickes up a rock* *throws* Mwahahahaha!
Hyperlink
Link: Oh my gosh, it's the COOTIE tree! Where's my oxygen mask? Man, I knew I should of brought my disinfectant spray instead of this sword.
j-walkn
Link: happy birthday to m- huh a girl in a tree. I wonder if I save her it would unleash a vast series of events that ultimatly leads to me having to save the world from a really old mad man with an evil army...nah
ohlala
Link: Ah Dangit!!! I knew Ganny had a party last night and he didn't invite me!!!
curious
Link: how she got up there and the reason why is something I probably don't wanna know (starts walking away whistling a tune).
booboo
Link: Maybe it's a pirate thing?
i dunno
Link: Dang! with a throw like that The NFL are going to beg that bird for a contract!
Yaya
Link: O NOES! There's a girl in the tree! She must've hurt that little dog that's lying behind the tree! I've got to help it!
Sonic the Hylian
Link: Yep, it's a tree, with a girl, stinking up the forest, with it's uglyness, better steal her purse before she wakes up!
(Leaves Tetra in search of such a tree. Keeps running, keeps running, rus so fast it splits the demensions and runs through all games ever. Runs out of hearts, out of exaustion before stopping, dies.)
Master Jaken
Link: NOOO! Deku tree, don't eat her!
Inotstuppid
Link: wow!look at the flowers,the grass, the tree ,the dead monkey, the fairy fount........wait...thats not a monkey thats a panada!!where's a bat!!oh well I can use my sword!!or is that Tetra?ohwell.CANDY!!CANDY!!
SwordxDolphin
Link: Ahh! Is that a Gerudo?! Ah, no she isn't, she's a pirate. Man, why should pirates go under the sun so often...
The Black Knight
Link: Wow! This is a lot easier than going off on that quest through Ganon's castle!
Baruu
Link: I TOLD her skydiving near all these trees was a bad idea!
Moony
Link: Oh my god! That poor, poor girl! I should help her...*looks down at ground* Oooo!! A nickel!
JO d
Link: I never get anything more than a kiss when I save damsels. *walks away*
Old guy
Link: ...Let's see. Deku seed, Grandma's unmentionables, a fork, some jell beans, an easter egg,and a nintendo gamecube. Hmmmmm.... all I need now is a unconcsious pirate girl and I can win the scavenger hunt!
MagmarFire
Link: See, Tetra, the point of skydiving is to deploy the parachute BEFORE you hit the ground or land in a tree!
Pill man
Link: I guess she's pretty enough to save. Hopefully she'll be grateful for this afterward....
Yoshiro
Link: *fingers an arrow*
Caleman
Link: Sweet, i knew that Din would not let me down when I asked for it to rain chicks!!!
HylianHitman
Link: There should be a limit as to how many girls i have to save....
SwordxDolphin
Link: Jesus Christ! Wait...Who's Jesus Christ? Oh ya, oh my goddess Din!!! Is she okay?
Dev-Link
Link: HA HA stupid girl
Tetra: WHAT!? u call me you little twirp
Link: AHHH!!! its alive!!
Julie the Goddess
Link: ding, dong the witch is dead!!!
Richard Hinman
Link: See, this is what happens when you get Ganondorf angry! I told you this would happen!
Tetra: Shut...up...
iastreb
Link: HOWMYGOSH! look that poor disgustin ganaboaran hahkona worm on the ground! i bet that bad pirate girl hurt you! por thing!
Animerican
Link: Gah! I knew ending our relationship would make her sad, but I didn't think she would go this far! Sigh...better give her a proper cremation...*aims fire arrow*
Ezlo
Link: She totally set this up so I would have to save her.Well to bad for her,she'll have to stay up there all day 'cause I'm not getting her.BWAHHHAHHHAHH!!!!!!
Who me?
Link: This why people don't fly eh?
nick
Link: ok a girl in troble I'll help her!
psf2
Link: I've always wondered were babies came from...
monkey lover
Link: craphead!that stupid girl got caught in a tree ...wow! is that a girl or is that a zit on a monkey?cool it's got a sword too maybe me and this monkey/zit/it/girl can duel to the death!
SwissPunk/DogEater
Link: Now that is just stupid!A girl climbing a tree, then getting stuck, then she falls asleep.How does she do it?
Lindsey
Link: Dang, someone just gave that kid a major wedgie...
someone
Link: Finally, I have found the sacred hot chick tree
Dorothy
Link: i thought hanging was outlawed!aw well,i like this
b&a
Link: They must of decorated the chrismas tree early this year ...
Links-Cuz
Link: WOW!!! my friends will never believe that a hot Blonde just fell out of the sky!
Denkriston
Link: Ah, I didn't realize the Pirate Trees were budding already.
MP
Link: And,now you see... A beautiful girl hanging from a tree!?!? EVACUATE! EEEVVAACCUUAATTEE!!!
Sean
Link: Dang! Is that a girl?
blahman
Link: So THAT'S where babies come from!
Noah
Link: Hey, a girl in a tree! HEY, LITTLE GIRL! I AM GOING TO MACDONALDS! YOU WANT ANYTHING?
RADIX
Link: Holy $#!*! How does her jacket do that when it's still firmly fitting her body?!
Dream Illusionist
Link: Good Grief! That is NOT a good place to take a nap...
BD8700
Link: Girls dont grow on tr.....oh wait.
Alan
Link: when i get close the branch is going to snap and my sister is going to get kidnaped and then ihave to go on another adventure and she is Zelda and...........
Tetra:stop saying the parts of the game.
Link:shut up Tetra......i think i like the part to where i stick my sword in ganondorf's head and he turns to stone.
Tetra:STOP SAYING THE PARTS.
Link:or not
Mr. T's revenge
Link: I pitty the fool! Who does`nt throw there trash away!
Gyororo
Link: Must. Resist. Urge. To. Hit. With. Stick.
Pip
Link with A.D.D.)
Link: Hey look, a forest, hey look some trees, hey look a girl hanging from a tree!YAY....
Tetra: Wh-h-AT!!!! ahhhg
(Link runs into the tree breaking the branch off)
Tetra: Nice.
Anonymus
Link: Hey! is that tingles sister benkle or something? I mean what kind of idiotic, braindead ,concussed idiots were there parents anyway? Come on!
Tetra:*grunt*
Link: better shut up befor she wakes up (not that I ever talk anyway)!
JrP
Link: A gift from the Gods!
Kaiatos
Link: Hey. Hey! Wake Up! Dont Move!
Eric01
Link: power rangers!wild force!attacking the universe
Tetra:yeah power aaaaa..............
rangers.
Link:I don't remember that generation.
i eat people
Link: why the heck do you even carry a sword? you couldn't kill a mouse with that thing!
WOOTNESS
Link: Its a bird............Its a plane.......its!!!!!!!.........Superman's stunt double?
erin
Link: And they call ME crazy...
Timestopper
Link: I sacrifice my uber hotness, allow Nintendo to super-size my head...for this???
Cat
Link: Zelda?! Holy-
Tetra/Zelda: *shoots Link with arrow* NO ONE MUST EVER KNOW, JOO IDIOT!!
Link: *dies*
Zelda: Dang...
james
Link: Lets see...I got twenty ruppees for the first pig, and another twenty each for the second and third...I wonder how much she'll give me for this one! She's huge!
TucanatheToucan
Link: Wake up! Get off of that tree!
Tetra: Where am I? AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Link! Do something!
Whocares
Link: Wait, I'm gonna have to save that pirate! That's it, I QUIT this hero business!
JDawg
Link: I KNEW SHE WAS EMO!
Burn Master
Link: So this is what happens to the chicks after "Girls Gone Wild".
dragon
Link: Something tells me that after I save this girl, my sister will be kidnapped... Or am I just crazy?
karmmanuel
Link: oh no a pretty girl in a tree! Quick! whats the number for 911
killer
Link: I will shoot her out of the tree with my bow and arrow
SKlink
Link: Oooh, a public Hanging. I've got to see this!
NoOnSh
Link: What is this tunic made of... I am itching all over...
RobinH
Link: Isn't it convenient that she will only fall out of the tree once I destroy all the bokoblins?
Uh... I forgot
Link: *stares,eyes wide* I see Dead People
Din
Link: I'd love to save her,but I need my hand for the nose bleed...
jo291
Link: well this is quit interesting ive never seen a creatare like this its like a odanary tree with a persen on it
Noah
Link: hmmmm Lets see... Picto box, check sword, check button that destroys the planet if anything goes wrong... OH NO ITS ON GRANDMAS CHAIR!
Grandma: Ahhhh lets sit down on my chair... *sits down* *bomb blows up*
All: Oh my god!
Link: Grandma you idiot!!!!
Grandma: Link you idiot!!! I will take back your birthday present!
Link: NO!!!!!!!!!!
zeldafanatic
Link: i really need to get a better job then the princess recuer
HMM
Link: I never thought princesses drunk
ah ha ha ha
Link: Suprisingly I know what ugly fruit is but what is that? Ah I can't look at it until it has been transformed by the triforce fruit?
Random
Link: I guess pigs really cant fly hmmm i think some loot is in that baggy there
sally
Link: o my god, THE SKY IS FALLING, THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!!!!!
uuuuuuuuuu
Link: Why do I always have to go to Orcas house
blahman
Link: that fruit lookes reeeeealy familiar!
Zelda-svitkona
Link: Those are the SADDEST special effects I've ever seen! Jeez! She's OBVIOUSLY just a dummy and she's attatched to the tree by her SHIRT! A least use a STRING! Ugh... time to tell Aryll it's just a prop...
digilogan
Link: I guess I'll get her down, but nobody better tell Zelda!
Link Wannabe
Link: ...I don't think I should have ate that leftover of Grandma's Soup...
HeroineOfTime
Link: YES! Someone put up a pinata up for my my birthday! i hope its full of money... or better... CANDY!!!
The Weaver
Link: Girls grow on trees! I knew it!
Julie the Goddess
Link: Ding-dong the witch is dead!
Whocares
Link: Oh no!
(Koolaid guy come out of nowhere)
Koolaid guy:Oh Yeah!
(Link stares at him and Koolaid guy runs away)
Link: Didn't that happen on TV once?
(Peter Griffin walks in)
Peter: You're telling me!
Maki
Link: OMG OMG! What am i going to do!? There having a sale at the mall but i'm all the way up here!!!
DekuDentist
Tetra (falls off tree): Ouch!
(Tetra walks straight past Link)
Link: The camoflage worked!! Green and Green.
G-Money
Link: That must have been one hell of a party!
Lokes
Link: LOOK! *waits a moment* A ROCK!
DarkZelda
Link: well, this is an interesting christmas tree ornament....
...
Link: Crap... the feds really are on to me. I have to change my name and get out of here... now. *runs*
Tom
Link: Well, would ya look at that? A girl hanging for her life off a tree branch...I'm going to do a roll attack on it!!!
Din
Link: OH MY GOSH! A GIANT! RUUUUUUUNNN!!!!
Alex
Link: Oh my god that tree is growing hot chicks I hope the clothes can come off
Kyle
Link: That's what happens when you party and drink with moblins.
ssddff
Link: no! the tree of doom has fond Tetra
Rob
Link: Whoah! that must have been a great party!
SwordofAnduril
Link: See, now THAT's why I'm not a treehugger.
Shadowfire
Link: Man...and I thought I did weird things after drinking too many potions...
taial
Link: Oh not a nother gril to save! One minit its zelda then my sister and now TETRA! This is so anoying! do they get a buzz out of being saved by me or something?!?!?!
Chi
Link: Well it's not everyday you see a dead body! I'm gonna take a picture!
starbucksrocks
Link: *Sigh* I woke up this morning, and was on my way to starbucks. Now I see a dead person. That ruins my afternoon, for sure.
whatevera
Link: *looks up, then screams like a little girl* MOMMY, IT'S A DEAD LADY! RUN FOR YOUR PITIFUL LIVES, THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!
Ray
Link: Look at the flowers, the grass, the trees, the dead lady... hey she not suppose to be part of the scenery!
dang!
Link: Oh, what tiny feet she has!
nuf_said
Link: I'm much more sexy then her!
Duh
Link: Hey look, her hair is blond!
Kay
Link: AHHH!!! That girl is hurting my poor tree! Don't worry greenie I'm coming to save you!
Theif
Link: Hey! She has a dagger! Me want it!
nerdfrombeyond
Link: I'd help her if I wasnt so busy*starts picking his nose*
Saria-chan
Link: Damn, I can't climb that high! I guess I'll just wait for her to fall...
Kai
Link: She's defineatly gonna wake up with a hangover.
xxll
Link: Lets see... women in a tree = bad luck? Yeah, wait, uh-oh THIS ISLAND IS CURSED!!
Someone
Link: Look there's Tetra! Hi Tetra!! If you see damsles in distress let me know!!
legendaryblade
Link: when is she gonna learn to never hitch a ride with strange devil-birds?
OrigamiHoshi
Link: WHAT? Now this is going TOO far! I already have to save my sister, and now I have to save HER! This could only get worse if Zelda asks me for help... AGAIN...
Vonlee
Link: Is that a fall test dummy?
Omni
Link: OH YEA!!! Hot blondes do just appear out of thin air!
Davey
Link: Grandma told me to pick pears off that tree not girls.
Sabrina
Link: Well, I suppose the universal law of gravity doesn't affect her, meaning that she will not eventually fall and get severe brain damage, so I'll just go home now.
Ize
Link: There goes the neighborhood
Recorder
Link: Ugh... I would never wear those colors together. And that bandana! *shudder*
Nicholas
Link: Ooh!! A tree!! Cool!!
Howl
Link: That poor little girl got caught in a tree, I better call the cats
Medli
Link: I hope she has life insurance 'cause I just got the hang of shattering pots with this overgrown butterknife!
Tetra: ...I'm toast...
Mae
Link: Wow, a blonde pirate pinata!!! Sweet.
Hinata
Link: Man how far did she fly?...........(when can girls fly anyway?)...........maybe it's because I told that bird to make her go away.........hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...oh well.
Fenkeo
Link: Aww, man! Someone beat me to it!
stump
Link: if i'm quiet she wont notice me.
girl:HELP
Link: *sigh* she didn't say my name
girl: HELP LINK
Link: oh crap !
sigh
Link: Should I risk saving her and then end up losing a sister and then end up on a magical quest in addition mixed in a battle with my little body against some paranoid psycho that needs to go on a diet?......naaaah
tipsy
Link: oh...not again
Naoko Youko
Link: wonder if there's any money in that bag she's got...
LOZfan
Link: Holy crud! It's a hot girl!
Jrebdawg
Link: I'll save you!
*tree branch breaks*
Link: Oops never mind...
Linker27
Link: Is it a monkey? No, it's a bird! No, wait... It's a pirate?!
Paul
Link: Now, if only money grew on trees as well.
Me!
Link: My my, what versatile fabric. I must get the name of her tailor!
Firen Hero
Link: Those pirates just keep hanging around everywhere these days...
zelda ultimate fan
Link: Hey look, they do grow on trees!
Sarah
Link: I wonderd if she has candy inside her?
Monica
Link: Oooo,a chick! I wonder if she has car insurance.*looks even closer* hmmmmm....Nah. I'll just leave...I wonder if grandma is making pizza instead of soup.....
Tetra:*Wakes up*Hey! come back here,kid!
(Link couldnt hear her)
Tetra:Oh @#!@.....
Vonlee
Link: Is it....dead?
Fenrir
Link: You know this looks farmiliar.Its kinda how that whole quest thing i had to do yesterday started and the day before that and the day before that.Ill just go and do it anyway because ive got better to do because I cant go back.Not like it will take long.
Arsenic
Link: How am I supposed to get up there? Ooh, maybe I can throw rocks...
Mudora
Link: Hmmm me + hot babe in a tree + saving hot babe stuck in tree = ...
Baruu
Link: Alright!! Free target practice!! Where's my bow?
volvagia
Link: ...Man, she's hot.
mr. flachenheiner
Link: And I thought that you took your cloths off before hanging them to dry. But the spin cycle must have been really hard on her...
Prime 2.0
Link: I pity the fool who can't see what she's looking at
T3h M00n B@byZ
Link: Tetra? WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING TETRA?!?!
King of dead
Link: Why i have always be the one to get our fruitcocktail
???
Link: maybe if I step away quietly.....I won't get sucked into an adventure or anything.....
alder
Link: much better.
???
Link: don't ppeople need nooses for this kind of thing...?
Grezz
Link: Curse that damn Deku tree, after all I've done for him he strangles an innocent maiden!
GerudoGal
Link: ....wow. In all my life, I never believed I would see an angel in a tree.
Tyler
Link: Maybe she knows where Tetra is!
John Fasanello
Link: Wow... Girls do grow on trees!
martin
Link: oh crap! tetra's dead! oh well. i can use her as a pinata!
Darth Ales
Link: These birthday celebrations on Outset have completely lost control, i wonder if she remembers what she was doing last night?
HERO OF TIME
Link: HA HA!! SUPER WEDGIE!!!
O'neil
Link: Is that one of those Winnebagos i keep hearing about?
KC
Link: Ah! The new Tetra Christmas tree ornament came out!
Kevin
Link: Sigh* Oh great...Once again I, Link, have to save ANOTHER damsel in distress *sigh*...first Zelda...now this. Y-you know...I getting too old for this. I-I mean what's next? Saria getting stuck on roof, or something? You know...I wonder if Shigeru Miyamoto and the staff are doing this on purpose just for laughs. HAHAHAHAHAH...VERY FUNNY GUYS...REALLY >_<. I mean...c'mon...do I HAVE to fight more monsters? My butt is still sore from Ocarina of Time. You know what...I'll skip this one. Tetra could wait...I mean, Zelda waited 7 years for me to save her in Ocarina of Time!.....right? ...........................Aw, crap...all right, all right. I'll save her...geez. This is insane...Me, the soon-to-be Hero of Wind, going to climb a tree to rescue a pirate. Nintendo better pay me BIG for this.
lily
Link: Oh my gods!! A tree that grows girls!!
Kokiri kid
Link: It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a UFO come to take over us all!
hero of time
Link: Wouldja look at that! An odd girl who seems to share the same magical, Triforcey aura as the legendary Princess Zelda that my granny used to tell me about before I went to bed! (shudders) Argh! Deja vu! Hmmmm.... might as well get back to my party. ^_^
Whocares
Link: Why is she looking at the words under the picture?
Onza no Kooya
Link: So THIS is the end result of that stupid "Rock-A-Bye Baby" rhyme!
xxll
Link: Grandma says that if you see someone in a tree, you will get bad luck so run. But thats grandma.
NLink
Link: I should get her down. Hmmm... perhaps if I had a heated fight against two bokoblins that conviently dropped from the sky as soon as I entered a certain area of the forest she would come to her senses and fall from the tree.
TP Zelda
Link: Wow! She's hot! But she's a pirate. I bet she will think that I will look stupid and dumb in this outfit. I better get her down before she falls!
Moon
Link: Is it *just* rum pirates drink?
mr. T
Link: I wonder if she has any money with her....
ObsidianRose
Link: Ohhhh, so that's where girls come from!
Skira
Link: I've heard of fruit trees, but girl trees?!
JrP
Link: Hmm...that purse looks pretty darn heavy...yup.
nerdfrombeyond
Link: looks like another CSI mystery
Stone
Link: Wow. Tal.k about a hangover...I never end up like this when I get drunk!
Zora Prince
Link: *sigh* Why are all the hot girls always suicidal?
Kagami
Link: Okay...pirate hanging in the tree after being dropped by a huge bird. Isn't that a big, huge WARNING sign that says 'Do not try to rescue unless you want an adventure that includes traveling across the seas in a talking boat in order to save the world from an ancient evil'?
Aaron
Link: Ha! What a loser. Must have been a sweet party though.
Elflord
Link: Something tells me I'd be better off just letting her hang there and leaving right now. Bah, it's not like anyone's in danger of being taken away by a giant bird to maniac with intents to take over a world that sunk beneath the ocean long ago, right?
NADADA
Link: oh, a keese sleeping in the day!!!
Niko: She isnt so ugly! Niko is pretty!!!
guaton abeja
Link: YEAH!NO MORE TETRA!!!
MonkeyMan
Link: Man she should have payed Ganon the money she owed him.
hi
Link: hey what are you doing here... HEYYYYY ARE YOU AWAKE?!?!?
some girl
Link: Aw man,first I have to save cats from up a tree,now this!
Maki
Link: A Pinatia? Is it that time of the year again? -takes out sword- Better open up.
DekuDentist
Link: The redeads are back!
Tetra: SHREEEEEEIK!
Link:..Grandma..
zelda fanatic
Link: hot girl at 3:00 moving in!!
Trevor
Link: Not another victim of the Outset Gang.
IamMe
Link: *sings*
One little Tetra hanging from a tree
Gonna cut her down and set her free
If any monsters jump out from the bushes
Gonna beat down their ugly little tushes
*whistles song*
Aryll
Link: I wonder if it's worth it.
Shadow Vaati
Link: Hey Tetra, tried to sky dive again.
Tetra: and got a concussion too.
Link: I got good news, I saved a bunch of ruppees on my horse insurance by switching to Geiko.
Tetra: *passes out*
Denise
Link: So THAT'S where babies come from!
IronKnuckleKing
Link: This is great... I save you from numerous villans, rescue you from Ganon's evils grasp, and now this... well excuuuuse me princess... im only 3 feet tall!!!
HH
Tetra: HEY!KID!Could you help me.
Link: What the...MY EXTRA TIGHTS!!!I needed these in the last caption.
Tetra: *sigh*
Baruu
Grandmother: Where are you running to?
Link: Tetra's hanging from a tree and crying out for help!
Grandmother: The closet the ladder's in is that way!
Link: I'm going to get the camera.
Xyana the Arrow
Link: NOOO!! TETRA!!! WHY???? WHY DID YOU DO IT?!?!?!? I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!!!!
Ancient Man
Link: Wow, I didn't know girls grew on trees.*passes gas* Excuse me.
LinK
Link: why do people never clean up the junk they leave in the forest.But I mean come on who would go so low as to through the ugliet doll i have ever seen in a tree! Oh dang its alaive isnt it!
freak
Link: It's true, the stork that delivers babies really exist!!!
Jaz
Link: OMG! A pinata! How'd they know it's my birthday? (looks around warily) OMG! Am I being stalked?!
Andrew
Link: ..................What the (beep)
Zelda Freek
Link: Hmm...nice shirt. I'll bet its on sell at GAP, or Zellers, or Wal-Mart, or...(continues naming shops). (Three hours later)...or maybe at Superstore, or...
Zelda is da bomb
Link: How come I have to save someone?! Can't Nintendo could've just hired Mario to do it?!
kyle663
Link: oooh lala!! helow prety girl.
Parachute
Link: What's the point of skydiving if you're not going to bring a PARACHUTE!?
Koko
Link: I see a dead lady, time to go back!
anghen
Link: all right freash meat for dinner
Jack
Link: Well, that's something you don't see every day.
