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While standing on the outlook tower, Aryll spots something in the distance and announces it to Link. What does she say that she sees?

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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)

Web Page
Aryll: There's a compendium of Hyrule: Atlas, history, mysteries...If only we could open it.

curious
Aryll: wow these are really powerful big brother! I can see... Eww a really old guy vacumming in his undies!
Link:thinking: Must be spring cleaning at Ganon's pad...:(

blank
Aryll: oh hey look, tetra is taking a bath.
link: gimme!!!

tite128
Aryll: I like staring at things.
Link: You're boring you know that?

dude
Aryll: i see...... run!
link: why?
Aryyl: it's grandma belly dancing!

k man
Aryll: ahhhh tingle is mooning me!

Twilight Link
Aryll: I told you that iPod nano I won from the internet would comethrough the mail!
Link:*sigh* too bad she doesn't know that's my extra pair of pants...

Beebee
Aryll: Who is the little girl who looks like a egg?
Link: It's Grandma...

Lokes
Aryll: Awalabawalablablabla...
Link: I totally agree....

6sense
Aryll: i see dead people...!

lagman
Aryll: where did that yellow flying arrow go i just saw it as you were talking to that kid with 3 feet of snot hanging from his nose

Lokes
Aryll: OMG! Eww! Granma's Sunbathing again,! GROSS!

tpg1989
Aryll: Hey Link, I think I found that Holy Grail you were looking for.

Maki
Aryll: I see London, I see paris, I see grandmas under paints.

Boyan
Aryll: You'd better pray this isn't glue I feel...

.......
Aryll: It's a mirror! Oh my goddesses, Link! Where the heck are your pants!?

Myst Da Faerie
Aryll: Mwahahahaha! My evil plan is working...

anomynous
Aryll: Ahhh, the sea, the seagulls, and...LINKLINKLINK!!!
Link:What?
Aryll:Tetra is over at Orca's place, and she just beat Orca, wanna see her?Link? *turns to see Link running in sheer terror*

MONKEY
Aryll: I just saw... a picture of... of..
Link:What?
Aryll: RUN!!! it's TINGLE!!!

DawnGoddess59
Aryll: Ze blubber... Ze blubbers! Zey are cooooooming....
Link: ... Is that...good?

Someone
Aryll: That booger-nosed kid on the shore is looking for you again...

Ktemplar
Aryll: Grandma's cooking soup. Got a glass bottle? Of course not.

Robokat
Aryll: Crap... The bird came too early again...

Jose
Aryll: I see...AHHH!!! Two people naked doing it!!! IT BURNS!!! MY EYES!!

anonymous
Aryll: What a nice wall...
Link:It's my turn! Give it to me!
Aryll:The telescope?
Link:No, the arrow on your head!

Nathan
Aryll: Wow your head is WAY smaller than the falling-
Link: What?
Aryll: The moon over termina!!!!! Ha ha the giants won't save that pathetic town now!!!!!!

Anonymous
Aryll: What are they doing over there?

KoЯn
Aryll: Take it off... take it off.... Oh, no. It's not Baywatch.

Clipper
Aryll: Land Ho!

Animerican
Aryll: OhmigoshOmigoshOMIGOSH! LINK! I see...LAND! That means we're not alone after all...just think of all the new lands that lie before us now!
Link: *thinks* She knows too much...must eliminate her.

GEICO
Aryll: Omigosh! Tingle is Bald?

Garo Master
Aryll: Link, I have a feeling that we're being watched.

Igos du Ikana
Aryll: I wish i could, but its stuck in my cornea.

SpanishOwnsFrench
Aryll: It's hideous! Its got two menacing eyes, a nasty grin, and..and...oh. It's Grandma.

FrenchOwnsSpanish
Aryll: Even better! The Hubble Space Telescope!

josh32
Aryll: :Gasp: Link! I can see beyond the sea to a place where the everything is black and big 0's and 1's float all over the place
Link: so?
Aryll: so? SO! does'nt this make you wonder about all the weird things around here!
Link: weird things?. what weird things?
Aryll: Like what is that thing in the corner above your head that says X,Y,Z,B, and A that always follows you and why is there a big yellow arrow over my head
(just then some thing magical happend the agents from the matrix and the men in black took Aryll away and link was all like 'bleep this stuff' and went out for ice cream with ganondorf and some where else a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away a kid just developed carpal tunnel syndrome from writing such a long caption) The End

SenorMexicano
Aryll: Wow! Look over there, and there and there!
( hits Link with telescope and he falls from the plataform)
Aryll: Hey Link, look you're falling over there...Link?

Dylan Griffin
Aryll: Hey isn't that Tetra stealingyour last piecece of juicyfruit

SailorN
Aryll: Heyyy...Look there is tingle....and he's being chased by a lot of people and pigs with guns,baseball bats, rabid dogs, tor-(this has been cut for the sake of a low budget)

noone
Aryll: If you can read this your using a telescope...

Link
Aryll: You know Big Brother, I can still smell your cheese breath from last night...

Link
Aryll: O my goodness!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link!!! It's a-a-A--- *oh.. its just gramma chasn' the runaway laundry*

zeldas ultimate fan
Aryll: hey look link, a segull and it's looking at you like its next meal
Link: oh crap not again*runs away screaming*

Skullkid
Aryll: I can see, really, really far away, the Fan Works section.I see a museam of art, some stories, and a stump. Too bad we can't open it without the help of whoever is on this website.

heroine
Aryll: oh!oh!big brother! big brother!!
Link: what?
Aryll: Grandma is melting and selling all oyur Star Wars figures and the garage sale...
Link: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! -runs-

RemkoG.
Aryll: gross! grandma is picking her nose again!

Luke Wholey
Aryll: okay i can see inside the nintendo building now...and i still dont think Twilight Princess is finished being made yet.

Crimson Ryu
Aryll: Now what is this... It looks like link shouting, waving his arms and holding a sign saying: THE GUY STANDING NEXT TO YOU IS AN EVIL LINK CLONE WITH A TASTE FOR BLONDE GIRLS... RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!! ......Hmm, big sign

Kathryne
Aryll: The postman needs to dye his feathers. Maybe a nice Aqua!

Darth Citrus
Aryll: You're right Link. It is much clearer if I look at it from this end.

Chu Jelly Mastah
Aryll: Hey! Look at the tiny bird! It's so kawaii~!
Link: It's not moving. I think the giant yellow arrow just stabbed it.

Steiner Bucket
Aryll: Ha! See, Link? Mine IS bigger than yours!
Link: (Why don't I have an arrow over MY head?)

Pimpshi
Aryll: OW! This stupid thing's stuck to my eye!
Link: Superglue...never leave home without it!

no name
Aryll: Brother,Ezlo said he wants to punch u?
Link:Grr *runs*

someone
Aryll: this is much better than those lame porno sites.

Tetra
Aryll: OOHHH! who lives in a watchtower above the sea!
Link: Link and Aryll!

Nny's Assistant
Aryll: This telescope was a pretty good investment, I'd say. It was something I was thinking of looking into anyway.
*Rim shot*
Link: Aryll that pun was so lame it needed crutches

Alex
Aryll: Look it's Sharp and Flat those poe bros!

Humor Queen
Aryll: I see London, I see France, I see Ganon's underpants.

Maki
Aryll: Hey look! a big whitish cloud! man its huge!
Link: thats no cloud...its a gaint mob of seagulls!
Aryll:HARYA!

tpg1989
Aryll: eww... ugly naked guy is putting up a new fence...

Vincent
Aryll: Hey! It's a floating bag!.....No wait, it's just a red balloon with a green lump.

Weirdo
Aryll: All I can see is a wierdo person sitting down with a control...woah...

Red Winged Xu
Aryll: Wow..."Feed the Birds" has taken up a new meaning...

Maki
Aryll: Big brother look i see Tingle! his on a boat and he look like he calling for you?
Link: -running away as far as he can-

someone
Aryll: Why did they make the telescope's hole bigger than our eyes???

KKoro
Aryll: She's...She's coming...
Link: ??
Aryll: SHE'S COMING! It's too late for me Link, save yourself! Into the sea with you!

gingerjaw
Aryll: hey,link... remember when we rolled that gi-normous boulder onto the great fairy's fountain as a joke? well... she's out... and she looks mad!!!

Zelda Freek
Aryll: I think I see Orca flirting with Grandma again, Link. True love...eew!! They just kissed and now they're having s-e-x...
Link: Like the people who are reading this caption(s) needed to know that!
Aryll: ...What caption?

Lavender
Aryll: HEY! Theres a kid with a controller watching us! Make it stop!

Hyrulian Hero
Aryll: Wow.I see that pot girl, I see Orca, Link, i see so far I can see the back of your head, and your balding.
Link: *in thought* I thought now one would notice.

Aaron
Aryll: I spy with my little eye... something cel shaded and Japanese.
Link:NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hot-tea
Aryll: Yo-ho! Yo-ho A pirate's life for me! Arg!
Link: I knew you hanging around Tetra and her gang wasn't a good idea...

Sheperd
Aryll: Whoa...that was a good one.
Link: Sorry...I've never had one THAT powerful!

Xyana
Aryll: Aryll: Oh, my gosh, that guy over there is MOONING us!
Link: EWWWW!! Hey, gimme the telescope!

blank
Aryll: Hey look... it's Medli and tetra in a Bikini!
Link: WAIT FOR MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

blank
Aryll: Look there's a seagull, look there's fish, look there's tree
Link: Sorry to interrupt you, but there's an evil looking yellow arrow over your head

blank
Aryll: that gull doesnt look veary pleased

Nabooru
Aryll: The blubbers! THE BLUBBERS! They are coooooomiiiing!
Link: So there was a reason for not letting you drink coffee...

TheNightmare
Aryll: Link, can you help me get this thing out of my eye?

Sara
Aryll: I see... Hey, isn't that your wallet?
Link: Oh my gosh! How'd that get over there? AGAIN!

Makar
Aryll: Uh-oh! Big Brother, you'd better hide! Tetra found out what you did to her new boat!

Darth Ales
Aryll: Hi Link...did something happen? What's troubling you?
Link: Well a big octo recently appeared in Lake Hylia,Ganondorf has returned and Zeldas been kidnapped and i have to grab 3 stones and the master sword and kick his ass for the 567th time and Hyrule will be flooded and we will all die.
Aryll: But what's troubling you?
Link: My dinner is late.

DFD
Aryll: OH, OH, Link!! Grandma's cooking your favorite soup. Bet you can't wait!
Link: ...Oh, joy...*sarcastic laugh*

Kokiri
Aryll: I see... I see... a light... a very bright ligh-ARGH, I'M BLINDED!

Guruette
Aryll: Link, I have a feeling we're not in Outset anymore.

Kojinka
Aryll: I see some lettering on the top right corner. Can you read it for me, Link?
Link: What?! I can't read Japanese.

Koholint
Aryll: Brother, Grandmother said she was making dinner, but why does she have a gun and why is she trying to shoot the seagulls?

Whocares
Aryll: What is Grandma doing with Orca.... EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

legendaryblade
Aryll: Hmmmmm.......did u leave the sink running again? I think it made a little more than a puddle.... *looks around at the great sea*

shadowknight
Aryll: Cool! I spy... something blue!
Link: Uh... the ocean?
Ayrll: Youre CORRECT!!! You are so smart, linky winky.
Link thinking: Oh brother. Sisters....

Bob the Monkey YAY
Aryll: Hey Big Brother,I see a fish person waving at us,do you know her?

blank
Aryll: U-oh, Link. Miyamoto's coming,and he doesn't look too happy about your little killing spree on Windfall earlier today...

Prime 2.0
Aryll: ...
Link: OMG THAT SEAGULL IS FLYING RIGHT FOR YOU! AAAAAAAAUUUGH!!!!!

Big Brother
Aryll: Ha! I just knew the rito Postman was seeing Grandma secretly!

Suki
Aryll:2349ijdofios!!!
Link: Great. Stuck in the Japanese version and I only know English...

Cupie
Aryll: Aryll: I..see.....oh my gosh!
Link:WHAT?
Aryll: A BATH AND BODY SHOP! Oh link! Can we stop there?

coolman
Aryll: Oh I wonder who today I'll see changi- ewww grandma.

Trevor
Aryll: I spy with my little eye...

BLink aka Nick
Aryll: It's an evil pink monster with 3 eyes, horns all over the place, and 9 tails! It's slowly devouring Grandma and the townspeople, and it's coming this way!!!...No, wait. It's just that little jerk that always has snot coming out of his nose.

Emm
Aryll: To tell you the truth, Link, I don't even like seagulls. I just know that they taste really good.

Medli
Aryll: Look big brother... A flying... a flying PONY!!
Link: a flying pony? Looks more like a flying cow.

dfgdg
Aryll: I C U! :D

bleeeba!
Aryll: I can see the back of my head with this thing!

Jack
Aryll: Iceberg!