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Bound and hanging from the flagpole of the hideous villain below, what does Colin shout as he dangles perilously amidst the impending battle?
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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)
Blank
Colin: People would probably feel more sympathy for me if they could only see my whole body...
Doomdesire
Colin: Great! After 10 years in acting school, my big moment arrives and my head is chopped off from the rest of the screen!
zelda fanatic
Colin: Mwahahahahaha now we will attak you with our spiky speech bubbles!
Link:Oh no pointy edges
smile
Colin: (singing) zipity do da zipiti day my oh my what a beautiful day
Link: what is that boy doing?
Monster: I have no clue but if he doesn't shut up soon i will kill him
Link: I agree for 2 reasons 1) he is very distracting 2) He is singing off key
Lasera
Colin: Okay, how stupid are you Link, GET ME DOWN YOU BAKA!
Link: Hay that's mean *rides off to the right*
Colin: Wait COME BACK AND SAVE ME!
Boareetoe
Colin: Help!
Becca
Colin: Link!Get me down!NOW!!!
Link:Hold your horses!Heyy ladies.
NLink
Colin: What!!? How dare they cut me out of this scene!! I'm an important character too, ya know!!
Evilbob
Colin: I can see my house from here! Look at me! cliche on a stick! WOO YEAH!
Cran
Colin: *gets cut down and he falls on his face* Nice job hero!
Link: Didn't I hear that before?
Strangra
Colin: Help me!
Link: Don't worrie decapitated stranger *wink**wink
Colin: What?
DarkZelda
Colin: Could you hurry up Link? I'm starting to get a wegie up here!
Gamma Metroid
Colin: WHOOOOOEEEEE! Thatum's beers really gotters to me dissen timer!
Mikau the Zora
Colin: WHY DIDN'T YOU GET A BETTER PICTURE?
You can't see my face in this one, for heaven's sake!
Howl
Colin: HOLY CRAP....they did'nt get the good half of me
CCC
Colin: here did i left the popcorn?
Link:Don't tell Colin
Colin:Popcorn super mision atack!Hey!I see
something in your pocket
Link:AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
termina
Colin: YEAH!MUCH FIGHT 2!
34
Colin: How boring
Link:2+2=7?
Monster:Congratulations!I will kick you!
Colin:Yes,the Universe now nows that
2+2=7
Monster:Why?
Colin:2+2=7, that means 2 double is 4
and 2 double is 4,But Ganon quit one number
and now 2+2=7
Link:UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Idunno
Monster: Mwahaha! There's nothing you can do now! Mwahaha!
Link: Colin No!!! You're mine piggy!
Monster: Sorry. I don't do inter-species relationships!
Link:...
Colin: I sleep in a drawer!
JrP
Moblin: The road's closed up ahead, son. Can't go through.
Link: Fine. Can I have Colin though?
Moblin: *looks up* Eew. That's a guy? In a skirt?
Colin: All the rage where I come from.
link...
Colin: Link, there is no way I am going to hold onto your sword, you're gonna have to get a ladder.
Lekrah, Envoy of the End
Colin: I new sleepin' on this pole was a bad idea!!!!!!!!
Vonlee
Colin: THEY DON'T PAY ME ENOUGH FOR THIS!
Mecks
Colin: This is cool and all, but im hungry
Sean
Colin: I swear if I fall off the bridge with this big monster I will Haunt Your Dreams
someone you don't know
Colin: We will we will sock you! Pick you up and drop you! Link link he's the teen, if you can beat him no one can!!! ..........wait. That didnt make sense. ............... all well. Go LINK!!
Katsushiro
Evil Dude: You can't run, litto man! GRAAAAH!!
Yoshiro
Colin: KAMAKAZI!!
Frank M.
Colin: Link NO! NEW PLAN! NEW PLAN! NEW PLAN!
Guy man
Colin: Why is my head not in the shot??
Gamma Metroid
Colin: When did I get this long purdy red hair?!
LINK
Colin: watch where your aiming that thing!
TP Zelda
Colin: Link! Help! Slash him! Slaaaaaash him! weres my mum!? oh my od i think im gunna barf. *barfs on the head of the guy ridin the boar and the guy rifn he boar goes over the edge and Link grabs hold of the pole Colin is on* Wow! Ur stong Link!
IamMe
Colin: Are you insured by Survival? Cause if not then I can't take that ride...
shadow dragon
Colin: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
pepsodent
Colin: It's so boring here...
Link:Hey,why don't we drink tea?
Moblin:Great idea!
Colin:Can I drink some?
Link:(Doesn't hears)And It's Anti Colin!
Colin:Suckers
Jax
Colin: Um, Link, I wouldn't do that if I were you... LINK! *Link kills hideously ugly villian* *Colin falls face first to ground* Yes, THANK YOU, Link, for being SO considerate!
Drehvin
Colin: I want to see who wins the blinking contest.
Moblin: Quit distracting me!
Link: You think that's distracting? Try holding this pose for an hour!! I think I broke my nuts.(he pulls out a peanut bag)Yep. And I paid $2.50 for these.
Moblin:Hah! You blinked!
Link: Okay, here's 500 rupees.
Moblin: Same time tomorrow?
Link: What the hell, why not. You take care there, Colin. Hi ho Epona, AWAY!!!
Grezz
Colin: What a crappy crop, you can't even see my hilarious new hat!
sensesfail8486
Colin: what did i do to get myself in to this
kelcie
Colin: Hey monster your fly is down.
*monster looks down*
got you!
I need duct tape* the monster grumples*
Great Dragonfly Fairy
Colin: Hey, you geek, go forward twenty miles! I don't care if you run over that guy on the horse! Just do it! I, the Navigator commands you!
Moblin: Compliance.
Navi
Colin: it's like Disneyland!!!
Monster: Yea, sorry im going to the parade first
Shut up...
Colin: help get me down from here!
link:i really need to get a better job than a full time hero
zelda fanatic
Colin: Darn you link, i was playing dolls with Mr. monster why'd you interrupt!
link:i save some pretty weird people:(
Link101
Colin: I hate my job...I don't even get fully drawn into the screen...stupid artists
nerdfrombeyond
Colin: wait...is link going to cut the pole i'm on?then that means that i will fall onto the horns of---OMG!! LINK,DON'T!!!
Kathryne
Colin: Like my warthog? His name is Pumbaa. Pumbaa, sit.
gamerblossom
Colin: Are those... stormclouds on the horizon? Oye, guys! I don't think that the top of a tall pole is a great place to be during a thunderstorm! Help!
LanceSwords
Colin: I have to go to the bathroom!
Kitsune Rider
Colin: Uh-Oh... Links running from the FanGirls again.
Animerican
Colin: All your base are belong to us!
Link: ?!
Moblin: Not bad...but with more creepiness...AND CHEESE!
NeopetGal
Colin: GET ME DOWN FROM HERE DAMMIT!
Richard Hinman
Colin: Ya know, by the look of those horns, I've gone to Heck. And now theres a guy in a skirt holding a sword coming right at me. Now lets think about this. Am I in Revelations?!
snowflakes
Colin: Wait! I need a poddy break!
monter: Oh great not again
linko123
Colin: o no i left my quicky bake oven on!
Dream Illusionist
Colin: This is SO not funny! GET ME OUT OF HERE! My undies will rip if this keeps up!
Remgirl
Colin singing: Theres a shoe a the bottom of the ocean, theres a shoe at the bottom of the sea! Theres a shoe at the bottom of the ocean, it's there for you and-*Link kills Moblin, Colin falls off cliff*
Colin: LINK!!! I DIDN'T FINISH THE SONG YET!!!!*Dies*
Poopeecrap
Colin: I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME! LETS GO KILL THAT UGLY FAT MONKEY BUTT!
Monster: I love you to!!!
Link: Oh god i'm going to puke!
ryebud258
Colin: oh crap i left the water *ring ring* oh crap i can't reach my cell phone oh wait never mind.
cell phone c: this is the insurance company calling 2 say we no longer cover tied-to-a-pole insurance claims.
colin:nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! *link's rings and he picks up.
cell phone l:we also no longer cover being-mauled-by-a-monster-on-a-big-rhino-thing-either.
link:noooooooo!!!!!!!!!! *monster's cell phone rings and he picks up*
cell phone m:and we also no longer cover being-attacked-by-link-on-a-horse
monster:nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
colin:why!!!!!!!!!!!!!? is there some insurance guy spying on us? and can someone turn the water off for me?
insurance dude spying from afar:muhahahahahahahaha-whawhawha? oh no! he's on to us!!!better call the company.
cell phone all:and there is no insurance dude spying on you.
all three:nooooooooooo!!!!!!
insurance guy:yes! muhahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Shadow Queen
Colin: AAH this whats birds Eye View is Perfect Front Row Seats
Joe Shaw
Colin: No Link don't cut the pole!!!
*Link cuts the wodden pole
Colin: ****!!!
Link: Oh, **** it.
*rides off on Horse
Bud
Colin: Hey guys! I can see my village from here!
The Weaver
Colin: I'm king of the woooooooorld!!!
Kay
Colin: Give me back my cookies!
kayla
Colin: Hey Link where's your girlfriend!
Firen
Colin: Ouch ! No ! I'm not tied up on this pole ! Ahhh ! This hurts !
Hinata
Colin: Link, if I die because of your recklessness, I'll haunt you to the end of your miserable, pathetic life!!
Link:Huh, did you say something.
Collin:That's it!I demand that I be saved by someone who doesn't have a deku nut for a brain!!
Zeldafan1
Colin: eather of you hit me and i'll kill you both
Sara
Colin: Im going to splat on the ground when the bull sticks its horns in the cement and thats why i dont feel safe!
Kevin
Colin: L-Link...A-are you sure that y-you know h-how to h-handle a s-s-s-sword? C-cause I'm not s-saying that you're not good wielding a s-s-sword. I-I'm just s-saying t-that...you know...IN CASE you a-accidently miss this...this...monster or something. And...well, a-accidently cause your s-s-s-sword to...ummm...say...slash m-m-me. I-I mean, like...oh boy...how can I put this? I-I just don't feel comfortable of you using a s-s-s-sword a-and riding a horse at the s-same time. I-I mean...no offense, but YOU stink at multi-tasking, Link. S-Soo....
Link (interrupting): ..............just shut up, Colin, okay? I'm the Hero and you're not. I THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!!!! So just SHUT UP ALRIGHT. GEEEEZZ, you're more annoying than a Keese.
Lola7
Colin: hey Link, guess what
Link:what
Colin:i just saved a bonch of $$$ on my horse insurance by switching to Gieco
Monster:what is the #
Colin:i went online
both guys:COOOOOL! lets go home and swicth to Geico
Colin:but what about me
Daisy777
Colin: Go to Mc Donalds, And get a burger from the dollar menu.
Link:Ok.Let's go before we hit each other
Colin:Well ok
Din
Colin: Well, at least I don't have to wear a paper bag on my head anymore....
Prime 2.0
Colin: Why that lazy... We already did this caption!
Link: Hey, you're right!
Beast: Down with Jack! Down with Jack!
Teal
Colin: Help! Wiat, who am I?
Link: I think your the monster.
Monster: No, thats me.
Link: The thing he's riding?
Monster's mount: Nope.
Link: That means you must be a crow we can't see because the camera man is too close.
Colin: Yeah, that sounds right. Thank you.
Maki
Colin: Things could be wores...Tingle could be here...ahg..
Dekudentist
Colin(in a maniac scottish accent): WERE ALL GONNA BE FLOODED I TELL YE ALL, FLOOOOOODED!!
Monster: He's crazy so I tied him up on this pole.
Link: Good thinking. Like that'l ever happen.
AWD!
Colin: WAIT WAIT! Nobody said anything about swords!
Ray
Monster: I will sacrifice this boy to my middle-aged god, so that he can have his wish of becoming a fairy!
Colin: Sounds like Tingle.... OH MY GOD HE'S GOING TO SACRIFICE ME TO TINGLE!!! HELP ME LINK!!!
lol
Colin: Hey, I can see my house from here... wait why is there flames around it with a strange man in green screaming, "I WANT TO BE A FAIRY!" ?!
zelda fanatic
Colin: i knew i shouldn't of said their matching hats where tacky!!
Shadow Vaati
Colin: HEY LINK OVER HERE!
Monster: *biker's accent* Yo, Link, check out my new "hog."
Ain't she great?
Link: Put the kid down over there!And no more biker puns.
Gelus the Shinigami
Colin: HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S ONE FAT HORSE!
Noah
Colin: Holy @#%&! Link! Watch out! I wear dog poop!
Link: OH NO! MY ONE TRUE WEAKNESS!!!
Colin: What, dog poop?
Link (chokeing): Yes...(dies)
Colin: Finally! Now these hats will come in use! (Chicken Dance starts playing)YAHOO!!
Bloody man
Colin: So I jump down on him and you stab him, got it?
Boar Rider dude: Duhhhh. OK.
Jaice
Colin: Link!SAVE ME!
Moblin: (growls) Where's the duct tape when you need it?
dragon lord
Colin: yo yo yo sup link my home skillet!
link: I thought we agreed that you wouldnt talk to me like that!we are so over!
monster thing: roar*pokes link's eye out*
link:ahhhh! oh well toodles!
tony
Colin: oh great i'm stuck to a pole on a monster thing and now some dude in green is going to attack!? what has this world come to?
epona:moo
link:horses dont moo! they quack (i think)
colin: no i think he had it right
KC
Colin: Link! Whatever you do, DON'T CUT OFF HIS ARM!!!
Flame
Colin: Link I'm going to kill you @#@##!!
Moblin:see this? I can still wave my flag thingy
link: That didn't sound right..... Anyway onwards!
Caleman
Colin: Mommy!
red link
Colin: HELP wait a second hi link lm on top of world
Laura
Link: i'll get you down!
Colin: no thanks i choose life.
Zelda Freek
Colin: Why isn't my face showing in this caption? I feel so unwanted...
Volvagia
Moblin: Hey Link! Want to play with my pinata?
Link: Sure! Just let me go get my megaton hammer!
Colin: I'M NOT A PINATA!!!
Chiqita
Colin: WOOT!!!!!!!!
Lindsey
Colin: 99 bottles of milk on the wall 99 bottles of milk. You take one down, pass it around. 99 bottles of milk on the wall
*30 minutes later*
Colin: 2 bottles of milk on the wall 2 bottles of milk...
*Link kills monsters*
Colin: I wasn't done yet!!
kokiri guy
Colin: not so fast not so fast NOT SO FAST! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
LINK! BE CAREFUL WITH THAT SWORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
f26k93
Colin: why am i getting the feeling of deja vu...
Crunchy
Colin: DAMN IT! Only my feet are showing! I HATE YOU BUZZLIGHTYEAR!
Sara
Colin: If you hit Link I will be stabbed too ya know!
Friends
Colin: EXCUSE ME! I have to take a pee!
Monster: Where's my umbrella Hat
zelda fanatic
Colin: good news! i just saved money on my horse insurense by switching to moblin!
Triforce Sage
Colin: Let me go! Let me go! *sees cliff and Link charging in* Don't let me go! Don't let me go!!
DannyPhantomFangirl
Colin: Heehee, turn left at the next elf.
Emm
Colin: Of all the days I had to wear my mini-tunic...
wounded soldier
Colin: Hey, it's a pretty good view from up here. I can see all the little birdies flying around up there...and there goes that chick from last night. I hope she doesn't see me... OH, she saw me. I probably look like a dumb ace. Oh well, I geuss there's no more dating her. I'm gonna die of embarrassment long before this guy kills me...
The Sage of Nothing!
Colin: (to moblin) Put me down, you fiendish fiend! Do you not know who I am? I am Colin, crown prince of Hyrule! True, my sister gets all the publicity, but it is I who will gain the throne! (spots Link) You there, peasant boy! Help your future king! I command you to make this insolent fiend unhand me!
Julie the Goddess
Colin: ONG, ARE MY PANTIES SHOWING?!?
nerdfrombeyond
Colin: mmmmm,that hog looks delicious.*looks at link and epona*mmmmm,that boy looks mooore delicious.
KCB
Colin: Hey look! An obvious deistraction!
zeldas ultimate fan
Colin: Hey just cause you saw it on king dosent mean you can use people as spears!!
Villan:Really!
Link:*Attacks* Thanks for distracting him colin.
Colin: What are you talking about?!
jake
Colin: Dom DeLuise makes his first videogame cameo
dead guy
Colin: Wow, they really have improved the rides at this park. And here I thought my tax dollars were being wasted.
gamefreak
Colin: If I was a little higher, I could see the Newsflashes.
Aaron
Colin: Cool! What's this red plume that goes offscreen with me.
Shadow Vaati
Colin: *singing*I can see clearly now-the twilight's gone.
Link: I can see alll pigs in my way.
Maki
Colin: I can see my house from here!
Graham
Colin: hey link, when did you start wearing a mini-skirt?
Someone
Colin: What's happenning!! I CAN'T SEE!!!!!
Monica
Colin: Hey, I'm danglin from the food chain!!
Link:Dont worry Colin, i'll save you.
Colin:Yeah, sure. Thats what you said to Zelda. Then you ran off, not saving her.*pouts*
PrayingMantis34
Colin: Hey wait! I see a penny!
Nabooru
Colin: Woah! That's one giant dog Links riding on!
Keebler
Colin: Are man skirts the thing now?
Link:*stops charging* Don't know.
Colin: Where did you get it?
Link: my grandma made it
Colin: will she make me one?
Link: Sure!
*coversation goes on*
shewter
Colin: Timid and agile, a Links Horse (also called Epona)is a very elusive creature. Watch as it chases its prey, the monstrous Horned Moblin.
Monster:Shut up, you're distracting me!
Link:(Kills the monster, then turns to Colin)Grab on!
Colin:A Link preys on Octorocs more commonly than any other...(Link rides off)Wait!!
KeegenBairett
Colin: Hey look! An obvious distraction!
o0Luchia0o
Colin: Hehe...Uuuummm.....mr...
*goblin looking thing looks up*
Hehe...you see... i think your hand is wet...i was kinda scared and i needed the bathroom so...uuuummm....hehe...sorry....
*blushes*
SavageMonkey
Colin: Link!Please just shoot me now with your bow.This guy is an idiot.The horns on his head are fake,and he's riding a stinking warthog.And he tied me to this stupid flagpole!WHAT A STUPID UGLY SAVAGE!!!!!Anyway, please just put me out of my misery.
Link:*shoots him* There you go Colin.
Colin:Thank you so mu-*dies*
Kojinka
Colin: Why did Nintendo have cut off my upper half in this shot?
Drinar
Colin: Oh, great, I'm about to be saved by a man wearing a skirt and TIGHTS!!!
Kagami
Colin: Link, is that you in a DRESS!?
Neith
Colin: Didn't I do this Caption Game once before already?
Edgewise
Colin: Oh crap.
Luke
Colin: Help me!! this guys using me as a radio ariel!!
monster:Shut up! I cant hear Radio 4 over your din!
TucanaTheToucan
Colin: Helloooooooooo, I can see another country from up here!
Link: OH, GOD NO!!!! EJECT!!!!!!!!! EJECT!!!!!!!!!
Epona: I don't think I'm a machine.
Link: I'LL SHOW YOU!!!!!!!! (jumps off of Epona) AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sound of glass breaking)
Boar: Geez, won't he be hurt?
Evil Dude: No, we haven't started the joust yet.
zelda fanatic
monster:Hmmm...let's see TO DO: reak havak,check get a bite to eat and then destroy the restaraunt for overcharged prices,check destory hylian hero....
*link slashes monster in half*
person above:not check
Pierce
Colin: Get him!
idunno
Colin: If you two start jousting I'm going to call tingle on you!
Both: OH NO!!!
curious
Colin: Oh no! Nintendo sent another lacky to delay the game again!
Mike
Colin: now, the fact that I survive tells me one thing... somebody's on crack
Brian
Colin: What the? OH! HOLY !#@&*?!!
keoni562
Colin: hey!I can see my house from here!
TorturedHylianSoul
Colin: Link, I told you to stop watching Lord of the Rings! For the last time, you are not Legolas coming to save me, Frodo, from the hideous Ork!
Onza no Kooya
Colin: Is it just me or does this picture look surprisingly like the Caption Game picture used in the first two weeks of July, 2005?
Baruu
Link: Is he wearing FLIP-FLOPS?!?!
Xyana the Arrow
Colin: This virtual reality stuff is pretty cool!
Link: Not another one of THOSE kids!
alex
Colin: i can see my house from here
Goriondoni
Colin: Link! If you kill this beast and the pole breaks, and I hit my head on a rock or something. YOU ARE DEAD!!!
Shadow Vaati
Colin: Yo, Link!Get me down from here, I ain't got no insurance.
Link:Which would you Like?
Duck:AFLAC!
Colin:One where if I get hurt, whether its from terrorism or farming, something to pay for all damages.
Link: I know, thats-
Duck: AFLAC! *falls down chasm*
Monster:Hey, where'd my lunch go?
shadowknight
Colin: I dont want to be speared, waa!!
iceryu66
Colin: I brought my hemorroid pillow, you don't have to give me this special seating.
Jaz
Colin: I can see my house from here!
anonymous
Colin: ULIMBULEE!
Richard Hinman
Colin: *Thinks to himself* Hmmm... I wonder if this plastic armor is hylian proof...
Kinder
Colin: Link watch out!
GoldBondPowder
Colin: You better not be looking up my dress!
anghen
Colin: cool it's a mario movie
Steiner Bucket
Colin: Come any closer and I'll throw spiky speech bubbles at you, dammit!
Coalar
Moblin: Look Link! I have horns and I've feeling really-
Link: Don't say it!
Moblin:...evil?
Smithy
Colin: Get in closer so I can poop on him!
Denise
Colin: I've seriously got a major wedgie...
mr. flachenheiner
Colin: dang!, I thought that this was the Harry potter sign-ups!!!!!!
Aaron/gamefreak guy
Colin: I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!
deja vu
Colin: You should've gotten a sword instead of matching hats for you and the hog!
Monster: Stay out of my mind!!!!
Zora Prince
Colin: OH THE HEARTBREAK OF NEGLECT!!!
my name is ganon
Colin: This is just great. I'm dangling here on a rod on the edge of a cliff while some kid in tights tries to save me.
light yagami
Colin: *groan* Don't come near me unless you've got a Tempur-Pedic saddle, Linky-Boy!
T3HM00nBabyZ
Colin: Wait... My name is Colin?!? How do you know these things?!?!?!?!
Tatl
Colin: Rug wup rumpa! Hitn china frig? btyek ajkl. (Don't hurt me! Why you try and kill? I'm friend.)
Link: What you were sent by Ganon to assasinate me. You must die for that.
Colin: GJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS! (STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!)
Bboy94
Colin: Link leave me alone if the pig falls so do I!
Link: Don't worry I'll catch you!
Colin: *whispers* Dang it now I'll never get to see that girl (bok, g, or m)-oblin again. WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: *thinks* What a baby he knows I'm gonna save him.
Arsenic
Colin: Hey, I can see my house from here! HI MOM!
Dorothy
Colin: HE`S GOT A SWORD!!!RUN!!!
Pig he`s riding:idiot,you`ve got a sword too..
Kokiri Kid
Colin: Yes! Link! Save Me! Wait. Don't cut the pole! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAugh!
Link Lover 20
Colin: Hello down there!
eh...
Colin: I can see my house from here!
OrigamiHoshi
Colin: Stay tuned for the second part of: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess! (Pole stops transmitting radio waves being sent to TVs and radios) Er... excuse me pig-like creature, but if you keep swinging me around on this pole like that... THERE WON'T BE A PART TWO!
Garin
Colin: I can see eeeeeveeerrryyyy thiiinngg! Hey, Link, your fly is down!
Richard Hinman
Colin: "HEY! YOU'RE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD! GET OUT OF THE WAY!"
Epona: >HONK<
ah man
Colin: you idiets get me down from here...you cant see my wonderful face
Jo Loler
Colin: There's Michael Jackson... and there's Peter Pan. Am I in Neverland?!?
Jo King
Colin: Nice graphics! I can almost see the flies circling 'round this guy's butt!
MP
Colin: I saved money on car insurance. I lived wild. Now, FORSAKE ME!
JOE
Colin: Michael Jackson!?! Link, Hurryyyyyyyyyyyy!
GerudoGal
Colin: gee, the view's great from here!
Ethan
Colin: please watch where you useing that hourse!
HH
Colin: LINK!Did you hurt that horse again?
Link: No "mommy"
Ilia:Ok, now you can save me.
Link: Geesh
Monster: Hurry, he nagging me, put me out of my misery!
Phantom
Colin: Please, Link! Don't kill my boyfriend! (Oh, this is awkward... -ed.)
MagmarFire
Colin: Now, this is the ''last time'' that I play Follow the Leader with a scarecrow...!
nerdfrombeyond
Colin: cant...breath...*dies*
Monster:OOO.i was supposed to keep him alive...
link:can i keep the body?
Whocares
Colin: Link Help Me!...wait...wasn't this caption done in July 2005, Weeks 1-2? (Different character was captioned -ed.)
Gibdo
Colin: Help! I hope you don't try to get me down with your bommerang, attracta like-like and lose your- oh, crap.
possessed waffle
Colin: Praise to the goddesses! The overgrown Keebler Elf is here!
Trevor
Colin: 3,5,7,9, Link will slice your behind. Yayyyyyyyyy.
Maki
Colin: What a view!
JrP
Colin: I can see my house from here!
Tingle
Colin: Yay! I can see my house from here!
DekuDentist
Colin: Ohhh I do love Barbacues. What will we eat there?
Monster: Um...well...it's a suprise.
Floofer
Colin: Stop! He's my friend!
Jack
Colin: Down in front!
