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Link is mobbed by a group of Miniblins while on a ghost ship. As the tiny fiends attack en masse, what does the purple one say to his red comrade?

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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)

Piksi
Miniblin: All guests must first get a fork in the butt to pass. If he or she fails to cooperate then... steal all the cash!!

Darth Citrus
Miniblin: OK, So let me get this straight. The pointy part is the front right?

Cam
Miniblin: I'm bored, we do this every day and we get killed. Wanta' go get something to eat?

Vashar
Miniblin: Go, Red, I'll be right here to cover your backs!
Red miniblin: Oh, all right boss! If you're around i feel safe.. Ehi, wait, why should he cover my backs if the enemy is alone?

RaNDom
Miniblin: Noooooo! Not sharla! Noooo Sharla! Come back! He'll eat you! Then kill you!

linxhot
Miniblin: He looks REAL hot when he jumps.

Korind
Miniblin: It's like I always say: Pedodontics. Don't settle for less.

Michelle
Miniblin: carl this is all ur falt u just had to jump out of that pot now we have to do work!!

ben
Miniblin: step 1: we act anoying. Step 2: attack. Step 3: he beats us. step 4: we disguise us by growing moustaches and changing our names. Step 5:we live better lives.

Matt
Miniblin: Dude! Get him! Hes got shiny stuff!!!

Tac
Miniblin: Yo bob! (red miniblin) Why do we attack him when we know he will kill us anyways?I mean come on the hero ALWAYS wins,I call that no fair!

dan
Miniblin: Quick, take the sword and i'll take the shield when he's not looking

Luke
Miniblin: heh.. this beats Moria any day.. theres only one of em.

gamefreak
Miniblin: I LIKE PIE!!!!!

Micheal
Miniblin: I think link likes me. Maybe i should see a dentist about these teeth^w^

somedude
Miniblin: shh, be very, very quiet, we're hunting Links.

Tanmany
Miniblin: Oh No! Link Farted! I'm dying!

InuYasha88
Miniblin: One, two, burn that guy's shoe! Three, four, fight him some more! Five, six, hit him with sticks! Seven, eight, kidnap his mate! Nine, ten...aw this is stupid Red..Let's just kill him...

michelle
Miniblin: ok jab link with these litte thingeys and make little meeping noises like were mentely ill ok.

Lee
Miniblin: SHOOT! He's a good dancer.

Wyndisis
Miniblin: Okay, remember, one of you has to jump on his back. His stubby little legs won't be able to support all that weight and they will snap like twigs. Keep in mind that while he may be able to lift huge boulders and still stand, the boulders in this game are made of cardboard. Nintendo does that so all the slimy, flea-infested humans that play it don't get upset when Link is lying dead under a rock.

ItsMeMario
Miniblin: He he he we will kill you Link: You do know you take 1 sword swipe to kill Miniblin: Huh???? (miniblins run)

Zelda_Master
Miniblin: Everyone make sure to attack one at a time, we could never lose that way!

Elflord
Miniblin: Dude, he's checkin' you out!

Jack
Miniblin: Okay, remember to attack Link single-file, like those Ninjas taught us.