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Link quitely watches Nayru sing to the animals, while an menacing possessed Impa lurks in the shadows. What is the nursemaid thinking as it watches the scene?

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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)

tpg1989
Impa: Nobody else has a Triforce on their MooMoo! Wait! Nobody else is even WEARING a MooMoo!

Mike
Impa: I blame candy for this.

Ben
Impa(Veran): Who should I take over first?

Joe
Impa: I bet Nayru wishes she had a nice figure like me.

Cam
Impa: I've realy gotta' lay off the junk food, I wonder if the bear'll ever notice me...

AZNeo
Impa: Bah. I used to have that kind of figure. Back at Hyrule, in 3-D. Dang local Labrynna diet...

Mr
Impa: Whoa... It's like a Head and Shoulders advert.

The
Impa: Oh my! It's like a buffet!

Elflord
Veran (in Impa): It's hot in here...

NNNNN
Impa: (pees on tree) Ahhhh...

Someone
Impa: Did I leave the curling iron on?

Zeldamaster
Impa: Gods that chic's hot.

RaNdOM
Impa: There is no spoon.

Waddles
Impa: I'll cut down this here tree, and then I'll cook the monkey over the fire. MMMm MMM!

Decadence
Impa: I so should have hired a different cast for my rendition of Snow White.

Jerk
Impa: Link is looking where he shouldn't be looking.

Wyndisis
Impa: Ha! They can't see me!

Darth Citrus
Impa: "I don't think she was born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline."

k
Impa: I´ll get her autograph.

Ganondorfs
Impa: The princess will know about this little meeting with Nayru, Link. SHe will know!WAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

Zelda_Freak
Impa: Wait am I supposted to be behind the tree...?

Jack
Impa: Mm-hm, I cannot wait to eat that bear.