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Just before the Crown Prince curses Zelda by putting her under a sleeping spell, he shouts out his grievance against her. What does he say?

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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)

luke
Prince: Gahh, this is the worst version of Castlevania I've ever played.

Aaron
Zelda: Hey what's that behind you? Prince: Yeah right, like I'm going to fall for that.

Elflord
Prince: Ack! Stay back! Back I say! That dress is hideous! Don't make me whip you!

Elflord
Prince: Geez, stay still! I just hit that lady!

Natu
Prince: This is what you get for not letting me play with your toys!

someone
Prince: Zelda, that's your best silk, stand now or i will whip you!!!!!!!

link
Prince: I might as well tell you these things now that I'm about to kill you, I love cows, lick butts, and your father is that old woman with the apples!

rockmanzero3
Prince: stay back this kingdom is mine
Zelda: you nasty lil boy
Prince: why you little!

Piksi
Prince: If this whip doesn't get you, the stinker thats about to come out of my butt will! *loud fart* *Zelda passes out*

Aaron
Zelda: Hey what's that behind you? Prince: Yeah right, like I'm going to fall for that.

Kaleb.G
Prince: PWNED n00b! LOL!

Kaleb.G
Prince: By the Lord, you've become a zombie! Stay back! Don't make me have to defend myself!

codywll
Prince: No Kenny, thats my pot pie!

Nayru's
Prince: I see how it is! You fall for the dude in green that seems like a total loser but nooo....I'm left with this creepy whatever looming up behind me! Stupid girl!

Zeldamaster
Prince: The shadow says your mean and scary.

Jon
Prince: NOOOO!!!! I'll save Michael Howard

Linkgal
Prince: Ugh! Zelda, you STINK!!!!

adept
Prince: What's the use of having a Princess Peach wannabe? We are from the same company! Now go away!

DarthCitrus
Prince: No you MAY NOT have last Juicy Fruit!

link
Prince: I'm hungry! give me an apple or you will die!

WhoCares
Prince: I don't know what to say! I'll whip you if you don't tell me what they are! So what are my lines?

RaNdoM
Prince: All your apples are belong to us!

tpg1989
Prince: STOP! KNOCKING! OVER! POOR! OLD! LADIES!, YOU! STUPID! PRINCESS!

Ryuwind23
Prince: Zelda....heehe......YOU'RE A DINGDING!!!!!

someone
Prince: Back you beast, back!

luke
Prince: Gahh, this is the worst version of Castlevania I've ever played.

bjksdsdth
Prince: Wupah!!!!

Master
Prince: Jeez, you made that nice old lady spill her apples! Now I must whip her!

Jack
Prince: Weebles wobble but they DO NOT fall down!!