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As Link shows off the fish he just caught, what does Hena, his fishing teacher, say?

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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)

idunno
Hena: You might wanna put that fish back link. telling from the tattos and it holding a switch blade under it's fin...

Matt B
Hena: I dont think I should have let Link use the magic speaking stone as bait...

Thus was the beginning of the mounted, singing bass.

Spike
Hena: great, our first date and ware do we go... fishing. *sigh*

Zelda
Hena: He may have caught the the fish, but he's my real catch of the day. *wink wink nudge nudge*

Hospicio
Hena: I thought I asked for chicken!

The return of t3hm00nbabyz
Hena: That expression on Link's face... Shock? Recognition?
That fish from TWW: Please to be putting me down now!

Lokes
Lokes: Please laugh of my hug comments! PLEASE!
Hena: mmmmmmhmm?

dekunut
Hena: He's not looking...this is my chance...just push him out and I'll be rid of this doofus!

Anghan
Hena: i hope he's a matser fisherman when twighlight princes comes oout

Stalchild
Hena: Wow! This is a REAL sucker.
Hena:Yeah, It sucks onto the lure like glue.

Domenico
Hena: I wonder if Link knows the world is going to be destroyed...

chloe
Hena: flowers would of done the trick, even chocolates. but no i get a fish!!!!!!

Magnum
Hena: It will taste great with some butter...

Dave Grable
Hena: Lucky moron. Does he even have a girlfriend??

kokiri guy #2
Hena: so when I was there I needed t..............HEY PAY ATTINTION!!

Attack of the Hiller Polka Dots
Hena: He's so hot!! No, not Link, the fish!

no-name
Hena: Wow! That's a real lunker!Lets see,it weighs about 3000 million pounds.Do you want to keep it?

Vaati
Hena: Is he going to stare at that fish all day, or are we going to eat it!?!
Link: (In Gollum's voice) The rock and pool is nice and cool so juicy SWEET!!! Our only wish is to catch a fish so juicy SWEET!!!

Omen Ra
Hena: Tee hee, i hope link knows that those fish give you tape worms! MWAH HAH HA
Link: I think i will give this to Zelda, she will be sooooooo HAPPY!

phantom is back... again?
Hena: He's watching this fish for a long time...

KalexnoMikau
Hena: So tell me, how did you say this was going to help you save Hyrule? Link:......, ....... ... .... ....... .....;
..... .......!!!
Hena:Oh I get it, who would have thought it was that important

King
Hena: Link looks high.
Link: Fishy...fishy...

Smelly feet
Link: Not even the fish can resist me!
Hena: Actually, they can't resist my perfume as bait. Darn you, Link!
Link: I would've used my cologne, but...
Hena: Oh, I don't need you to tell me why you didn't use that!

The End
Hena: The final battle has been fought! We have caught the twilight princess, who conveniently turns into a fish outside the twilight realm. I, Princess Hena, subbing in for Zelda, and Link the hero have saved Hyrule!

Aaron
Hena: He looks so happy, I wonder how he'll feel when I tell him I lost the paddle.

Dampe Dude
Hena: *GASP!*
Link: *Napoleon Dynamite voice* Hey, Hena, I caught you a delicious bass...

Spazztic Bunny Hood
Hena: Heh...heh...heh... Little does he know that I set up that robotic fish to make newbies like him feel better about themselves... Boy he's going to get a surprise at the dinner table...

Emerald Wind
Hena: Great...how long is he going to stare at that fish...

Fire with fire
Hena: I say Link, with that hot, sexy blondie look about you, you're quite a "catch" are'nt you?

Wingless angel
Hena thinking:HOT,HOT,HOT.....STUUUUUUF! LINK IS SOOOO DIN-DAMN HOT!! Even being his fishing teacher is hard.....

hikuro
Hena: well done. theres bigger ones in the lake though.

curious
Hena: Ya know. you're not gonna exactly sneak up on the bad guys with that awful fish smell!
Link: Have you seen where they live!

Jessica
Hena: Man is he stupid! But he is dreamy...

Alex
Hena: Now I can teach how to catch a different kind of fish...

Neko-chan
Hena: *sarcastically* Wow. A fish. I'll try to contain my excitement.

Morty Mole
Hena: Your'e So Cool

KaNani
Hena: Why the hell did you get a damn fish 4.

Gurggless
Hena: I've taken a bigger @$#! than that, Link.

demon
Hena: the fish isn't on the hook.....oh well

newbkyng
Hena: Great, Link. Now let's try catching your own fish.

Zelda Chronicler
Hena: Why doesn't he look at me like that?

Farore's Fire
Hena: Oh, geez... I thought the giant mutant fish were gone from the lake by now! There goes the business...

new link
Hena: oh sure i never catch anyting and this jerk just pops up and catches a newly discoverd speiccies Wait a second who are the scientists going to believe HAHAHAHA!

Xyana the Arrow
Hena: I'll bet if I push him off, that chainmail will make him sink.

spxmgb
Hena: What would chuck norris do?

Julie the Goddess
Hena: Link, geez, pay some attention to ME for a change...

Mikaudes
Hena: So... do you ever talk at all
Link:........
Hena:Hey! answer me!!
Link:*startled* ................!!!!
Hena: forget it...

kermit
Hena: hey, now we all know that he is wearing something under that skirt.

Acof
Hena: wow, that fish is almost as wierd looking as he is!

Makki
Hena: That better not be my thong.

pyrex
Hena: Big ears, big eyes, big fish... you know what they say about guys with big stuff... hmm...

Idunno
Hena: Is there a point to all this fishing?! What are we gonna do wif all deese fish?! huck 'em at ganondorf and hope he has a seafood allergy?!

curious
Hena: sweet. when he ain't lookin, I'll stuff that fish down his pants!
Link:!!!
Hena: Oops! that was supposed to be a thought bubble.

tragic bubbles
Hena: man link sure is dreamy too bad he loves zelda,malon and whats her face.[sigh]

ZeldaVeteran
Hena: The new Enlon corperation down the road must be dumping their watses in the river again.

LadyNintendo
Hena: Oh well, at least he didn't catch MY hat.

MBone
Hena: Lucky fish...

Marco
Hena: It will taste great with some butter...

Navi
Hena: *drool*(I love my job)*gets ready to attempt stealing the fish... after she can help to stop staring at Link's butt*

i-don't-know
Hena: Fish are evil...

fred
Hena: FINNALY we can go home and go pee......... I mean cook it yea that is it.

Nayru Goddess of Wisdom
Hena: Gods is he hot when he's not cel-shaded.

Bobby
Hena: Hey Link, why don't u accually say something to express your joy!

Jack
Hena: I wonder if his thing is as big as that fish...

Holden
Hena: I wonder if he's gonna eat it?

Pyrgusfinn
Hena: Now if he would only use the pole next time we would be in business.

Evilbob
Hena: OMG! that fish has tatoos! Its tougher than link.

Thewindmaker
Hena: Link!! The Camera is looking up your skirt!

infinite
Hena: ALL of that waiting was paid off by a tatooed fish?!

emily
Hena: .....

volvagia
Hena: That fish is bigger than ganon's nose!!

Mikau
Hena: ... Those graphics are pretty cool...

Yoshiro
Hena: 'M back hurts. And I have a hole in my boat. And my paddle broke... Somebody buy me an ice cream...
Link: Someone appears to have wrote on the fish... "Link 'heart' Zelda"... Oh yeah! That's right! Heh heh. Heh. *lets go of fish*

BamMargera
Hena: Give that bass to me link...you know you want to...come on...It'll only be a little slap...

Don Vito
Hena: I hope Link realizes that fish gives him gas...

Ana Ng
Hena: I wonder if he knows that's a piranha...

uh, yeah?
Hena: I've crapped bigger things that than. @!#$ amateur.

Hena
Hena: I never knew link could look so hot from this angle!!!

Kamileah
Hena: Heck, if he thinks that's a biggest fish in the sea, he's darn wrong about that!

kirby comix v2
Hena: WAIT! How is itholding on the hook isn't even in its mouth!!!!

Gimme a Break
Hena: Fire fart! Is that one of your new attacks?

Sage of Storms
Hena: Whoah! That's gotta be a new record! Where's the pictobox?

Gier
Hena: Even the fish can't resist you!

#1 with a bullet
Hena: This fish will explode in...5...4...3...2...1! *Boom!*

Nayru GOddess of Wisdom
Hena: Isn't supposed to be saving the world or something?

Maku
Hena: He can catch a fish, but he can't catch a hint.

Crane
Hena: What kind of decorated fish is that?

Majora's mask
Hena: why is he so happy?

Prime2.0
LoZ:LA narrator: You got a lunker!

happy
Hena: don't eat my pet! put him back! all these fish are mine!

Kathryne
Hena: All right! Tonight I feast!

bob
Hena: look, up in the sky! its a bird! oo! over there is a squirrel! and in links hand is a...FISH?!?! NOOOOO! WHY THE LITTLE FISHY?!?!*starts crying* oh well, free lunch!

princess of kito village
Hena: Sure it is big, but keep in mind that we aren't fishing, we are looking for Ruto.

Julie the Goddess
Hena: Link, for Goddesses sake, pay more attention to ME!!!

Komali freak
Hena: If I push him in the water maybe I could get away with that fish...

Anju
Hena: Was he making fun of me when he said hi this morning?He said,"Hi Hena."it sounded like he said,hiena.If he did,i'm gonna knock his teeth out!

lord of all dragons
Hena: Should I tell him that the fish is poisonous when he eats it? Nah...

flaminghalo
Hena: he knows were not going to eat the fish,right?

Trevor
Hena: Good Good now lets try catching it without you shooting it with an arrow.

DarkZelda
Hena: Crap...one huge fish and he gets all cocky...

somebody
Hena: That pattern is too perfect to be natural. It's like my whole life has been completely animated, or something!...nah, I'm just overreacting.

Lank
Hena: Not bad. Took you the entire day, but not bad!

Ketchup
Hena: Link needs to pull his skirt down, good thing he's wearing tights!

Jess
Hena: You know what they say about men with big fish...

Gloria
Hena: crap! hes better than me!

Hoo?
Hena: Wow, Link! What kind of bait did you use? ... Hey, wait a second! Where's Navi?

Mwahaha
Hena: He's a keeper.... yes, definately a keeper.

Link
Hena: At least he didn't use my hat like he did with the other guy!

luke
Hena: does he know that hes fishing in private property and hasent seen the owner coming over?

noone
Hena: Teach a man to fish and he'll brag about his first catch for hours...

kermit
Hena: hey! Hadnt you always wondered if he weared something under that skirt?

Mikaudes
Hena: Why do fishes have swirly things on them?

Angelheart
Hena: Throw it back, its as small as they come...

Kokiri kid
Hena: Boy, he sure used to much starch in his laundry...

The Sage of Nothing!
Hena: It may be a lunker, but it ain't the Hylian Loach.

new link
Hena: oh sure I never catch anything and this guy discovers a new species (sees harpoon) wait i`ve got an idea hahhahahahaHA!

Zelra Dragmire
Hena, the ever supportive friend: That's it? I've caught bigger fish with my butt!

SevenSara's
Hena: His butt is perfect for me.

ColeC.
Hena: Thats better than I can do, I can barely lift a two pounder.

Cicatelli
Hena: I have been sitting for hours! Why cant we just eat it?! It is probably dry by now!

Sara
Hena: It is as big as my butt!

Too bad for Illia
Hena: All these feelings...these feelings of love...they rush through my heart like the river we fish upon...

GIVE ME THAT FISH, LINK!

Kitomo Himekawa
Hena: Oh, great! This time he caught one! NOW how am I gonna get paid?!

Astrological
Hena: Link, you need a cool fishing hat like me.

Firefly
Hena: You like me as your FISHING TEACHER!?

1080 SpinAttack
Hena: This was supposed to be a romantic boat ride, but all he cares about is his stupid fish!

sam
Hena: Good. Now throw that little thing back so we can move on to the BIG fish.

Orca
Hena: Nice bass, Link. You must work out!

Gamefreak
Link: It was thiiiiis big.
Hena: Wow, it's just a fish.

lordjackal
Hena: umm...that's the first time I've seen a fish caught on the lure, not the hook...

Enorym
Hena: There's a first time for everything...

masterlinks
Hena: I wish he was my boyfriend

HH
Hena: I wonderif I should tell him NOW that his tunic is ripped?

JOE
Hena: Hey! I'm 'quite a catch', too!

Richard Hinman
Hena: I could use a hat like that.

Link104
Hena: That's a pretty big catch, but um... did you just stick your hand in the water? The fish isn't even on the hook! And lower arm's wet, too!

greeny
Hena: the worlds in peril and your fishing!!!

Minito
Hena: sniff, sniff,... Is that you or the fish?

Maki
Hena: He caught a fish, but I caught a man hehehe -about to hit link with a oar-

Tree
Hena: Stop staring at it,I want it for lunch!

Jenryu
Hena: *singing* I love candy, it's such a pretty site. Makes the food taste dandy but my tummy hurts all night...

manig monkey
Link: Hey look how HUGE this fish is!
Hena: (mishearing) Oh No! are you sure we're not going too fast???

ybfk
Hena: I wonder if he'll notice the "kick me" sign on his back?

M Warrior
Hena: I never thought about this but he is hot! I need to find a man anyway.
Link: Huh, did you say something?
Hena: Oh nothing...
Link: Whatever...
Hena: He will be mine one day...

Nintendo2.0
Hena: *Hmph* Beginner's luck!
Link: Excuse me?!
Hena: .......................What?!
Link: .....................

Hi no Seijin
Hena: I wonder if Link has lice.

SwordKing
Hena: There's goes that creepy banjo music and faint giggling again.

ShadowVaati
Hena: Did I leave the oven on?

grit1412
Hena: I could stare at that all day.
Link;(shifts uncomfortably)Why is she staring at me?

*Insert Name Here*
Hena: He stole the precious!

Crane
Hena: should i tell him he got a pirahna?...Nah!

Monica
Hena: (sarcastic voice)Wow, MY mother can get a fish bigger than that!

The Fish
Hena: Pff, that's nuthin'. Stupid amateurs. That's a minnow compared to what I've caught!

Vivi
Hena: Wow...never knew someone in tights with a fish in hand could be so..hot...

Robert
Hena: Da-na-na-num!

Alpha
Hena: How the heck did he catch that? The hook isn't even in its mouth!

Peter
Hena: How exiting... Wait! I was gonna catch that thing!