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As Zelda and Impa escape from Hyrule Castle, the young princess turns to shout something back at Link. What does she yell?

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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)

Whocares
Zelda: The British are coming! The British are coming!

Coalar Lee Drake
Zelda: I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!

tpg1989
Zelda: Wait! Link! I forgot to turn my Fisher Price Oven off!

Whocares
Zelda: The British are coming! The British are coming!

dan the man
Zelda: *thrown ocarina into river* Link! whatever you do *voice getting quieter* dont pick it up and open the door for Ganondorf!

(what Link hears): Link! whatever you do pick it up and open the door for Ganondorf and then mabey we'll kiss!

dan the man
Zelda: do 'ya recon even if i dont give you the ocarina - everything will just turn out nice and dandy anyway?

Fenkeo
Zelda: HELP!!! IMPA'S TAKIN' ME TO THE VET!!!! AAAAAHH!!!!
Link: Finally! Maybe now she'll stop foamin' at the mouth! Then I can try to kiss her.

claypigeon
Zelda: O.k, heres the thing, ur a, well, ur u, and im a princess, itll never work, so...STOP TRYING!!!

Zaza
Zelda: how come cows fly and pigs fly and everyone is spinning around me and other stuff like....zzzzz

Sofia
Zelda: Link!! take this * throws the ocarina of time to link*
Link:*catches it, puts it in his pocket, and takes out the fairy ocarina*
Ganondorf:*blasts link out of the way, takes the fairy ocarina, and gallops on his horse away* finally, i got the ocarina of time!!!muahahaha!!!
Link: good, he got tricked, what is he? blind?
Ganondorf:*in his tower and loks at the fairy ocarina* this isn`t the ocarina of time!!! *breaks it* that boy tricked me!!

thegirl
Zelda: Link!Where the hell is my freaking hero?
Link: Sorry.I was too busy watching tv....

Felutasi
Zelda: *throws Ocarina*
Link: Man...she should have been in the Major League...

lozfan
Zelda: you-you BROKE the ocarina! how do you plan on defeating Ganon now?!

Timestopper
Zelda: Sorry, Link! Me and Impa decided to leave you here with Ganondork again...hope you don't mind. Oh, and don't forget, it's your turn to host the slumber party! Remember, Tingle, Navi, Ganon, and the rest of the Sages like to watch White Chicks at least 50 times in a row...... Oops, almost forgot! You're in charge of saving Hyrule until Ganon's hangover is through!

katheryn
Zelda: Link help! Tingles drunk again!!

Sammy
Zelda: Help! She going to turn me into a boy in about 7 years! What am I going to do with all that pink in my room?!

Zelda Veteran
Zelda: *BU-BUMP!* Oh god, hero road pizza.

Elflord
Zelda: *ahem* A LITTLE more elbow room please?

Soup
Zelda: "I'm allergic to rain!"

Chris DeNicola
Zelda: You're lost! Impa: I am NOT lost.
Zelda: Why can't you just stop for directions?!
Impa: I don't NEED directions, I am not lost!
Zelda: Yes you are, you just won't admit it! Hey you, in the green hat! How do you get to I95 from here?

Me
Zelda: I'm a princess! Can't we get something better than this horse?! Where's my limo?!

Michael J. Caboose
Zelda: HELP! I'M BEING KIDNAPPED AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN etc.

gamefreak
Zelda: Wow this is sure a cliche. Im getting kidnapped and some horrible fate is going to possibly befall me. Then at the last moment, Link will come and save me then we'll live happily ever after. I HATE CLICHES!!!

moocow
Zelda: Oh no, why do u keep getting smaller, and smaller, and smaller, and smaller.....

Playuh playuh
Zelda: Oh God! I hope they don't make a remake of this on the gamecube!

mila
Zelda: link! sorry i can't make our date saturday night.i am being chased by ganondorf.

Chocolateapple
Zelda: Give ganon a right!And a left!Common link!

blank
Zelda: The Spiritual Stones are just rock candy! I'm not allowed to have it, so you can eat it!

hero_of_seasons
Zelda: Wow impa, you have a lot of junk in the trunk!

Sarah
Zelda: BUT I DONT WANNA GO TO THE STORE!

Aerabella
Zelda: Zelda! You just made me mad! Is it true that you are Link's sister? Maybe mother? Twin sister? YEAH! I know thats it! Anyway, weres my ocarina lady?!

Frankii
Zelda: We have to go back for Link!!! Stop Impa!
Impa: No, you idiot, Ganon's right on our tail!
Tiny Ganon Who is on the horse's tail: AAHHH!

Blue~
Zelda: Aahhhhh!! I'm falling off of the horse! Someone help! Impa's not paying attention, I don't even know what she's doing back there! HELP!

Me!
Zelda: Someone call the electrician! My lights just went out!

why?
Zelda: If you hadn't pulled that stupid sword, none of this would have happened! Idiot!

*Shadow*
Zelda: I FORGOT MY CELL PHONE! TURN BACK!

moocowshib
Zelda: wait, i forgot my toothbrush!!!!

zeldas ultimate fan
Zelda: Hey arent you supposed to be some kind of hero?!! SAVE ME!!!!!

Sean McClellan
Zelda: Holy Crap! The Ocarina made the touchdown!

Late
Zelda: Turn around!!!!! That forest boy will surely go and open the door for Ganondorf.
I just want it to get lost in the river...

ginger
Zelda: my name is zelda, silly... why do you keep calling me sheik?

Julie
Zelda: woah! i'm getting a feeling of deja vu here!

Mason Rossignol
Zelda: It's not Impa! It's Mickle Jackson thats trying to lure you to 'it' by using meeeeee....

thesheik
Zelda: Link, i need to speak to you! I'll meet you at KAKARIKO VILLAGE!
Ganondorf: Huh, what was that?

Shadow Vaati
Zelda: Wait, I'm on the wrong *NAVING* horse!I don't wanna go to a shiekah camp, I wanted to go to Termina.
Impa: *in thought*I need to make sure Ganondork-er-dorf doesn't recognize her after this.

conan
Zelda: WELL!? what are YOU WAITING FOR!? WE'VE BEEN FROZEN IN TIME!!! DO SOMETHING!
(i am SO taking back my ocarina after this...)

Nekona
Zelda: Don't let Ganondorf forget to water the plants!

BloodBall
Zelda: DARN!! I forgot my cosmetics bag!!!

Snoesh
Zelda: put your arm aside woman! so i can leave some breadcrums behind and follow them home

Gaya
Zelda: oh no! i forgot to take the cake out of the oven!!

Darkman
Zelda: why is it that when you get the spiritual stone and you come back gannondorf attacks

Majora
Zelda: Hey Link can you get rid of that f'n pig, he keeps saying i am his bride, as if i would marry some spew skinned guy, maybe he should wish to be normal, instead of a crazy kleptomaniac

LalaLinkyBoy
Zelda: Awww! Impa, do I have to go already? Me and Ganon were having such a good time!

Mari Dragmire
Zelda: Mmmpphh HELP I'M BEING KIDNAPPED!!

squeekiedeekie
Zelda: link! watch out for that horse that coming! *link gets ran over by ganon's horse*

Baruu
Zelda: Haha!! Feel my teeth, Sheikah!

Trigo
Zelda: The code for the door is left right left right up down B A start!

Tingle
Zelda: Give me Tingle's phone number.

Mousy
Zelda: Take me to Chucky Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeese.

Photographer Al
Zelda: Link, what are you doing with that camera?!

Lil Zelda
Zelda: Link, theres something hanging out of your nose! Quickly now, the force of the kleenex is with you young jedi.(She throws the kleenex through the air and Link catches it.)
Link: Hey! It's used!

Clipper
Zelda: use the fire escape route!

Chris
Zelda: Ugk. Get off of me you ugly shieka.

The Sheik
Zelda: ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH THAT?

Athena
Zelda: Oh...my handsomne hero is comming to get...BLOWN UP BY GANONDORF?!?!? Oh well, the idiot got what was comming to him. ...where's my machette?

Darkman
Zelda: hurry up and kill ganondorf link your always late

Trigo
Zelda: How many times have I told you no, ganondorf, I'm 10 years old For Triforce sake, You damn pedophile.

Playuh playuh
Zelda: Save me Jebus! Wherever you are!

JTH
Zelda: I dont want to learn how to ride a horse!

Luke
Zelda: Link!! i misaimed whilst throwing the orcarina and fell into your horse's dung heap, i hope you have gloves!!

zeldas ultimate fan
Zelda: What, were you to busy fighting some giant monster or something to come help me!

Jaz
Zelda: Hey, you! How far is the next Pizza Hut?

Shepherd
Zelda: Help! Impa is strangling me! And, ow, her armor breastplate is pointy!

sean
Zelda: why is there a spikey white thing above my head

big
Zelda: äh...Impa, please get your hand off there...

maskofdeath
Zelda: I knew i shouldnt have called him fat.

the moon isn't cheese
Zelda: So you're my hero?........Number 5....How long will u last??? I give you a 7 outa 10.

Aaron
Zelda: Link, if we meet later by some event that sends you forward in time, can we go out?

Christina
Zelda: Don't call us, we'll never call you again since you didn't even bother to show up when we needed you in the first place, Link!

Xyana the Arrow
Zelda: WAIT! WAIT! I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!

Kathryne
Zelda: Hey, Ganon! I thought you were a piglike thing?

gamerblossom
Zelda: We'll meet again someday! Um... by the way, Link, what do you think about crossdressers?

James
Zelda: Hurry Link to the Temple!

Onza no Kooya
Zelda: Nice catch, idiot! That ocarina isn't WATERPROOF!!!

NLink
Zelda: Link! Whatever you do don't use the ocarina that I dropped into the moat to open a magical doorway into another realm using three magic rocks and fall into a 7 year sleep , allowing Ganon to get his hands on the triforce and take over Hyrule!

ayama
Zelda: couldnt you have just thrown one of those beans and make us dissapear instead of a wild horse chase

Belinda
Zelda: If some mad guy tries to take over the world, remember, I had nothing *caugh* to do with it! nothing at all...

Mudora
Zelda: LINK! Catch the footba- I mean the OCARINA! *throws Ocarina which falls in moat*
... Crap ...

Whocares
Zelda: The Oompa-Loompas are coming Link!!! RRRUUUNNN!!!!!!!!!

sigh
Zelda: Do you SEE what happens when you slash cuccoos?!!Great... to the batmobile Impa!!

Darth Ales
Zelda: HA he fell for it. Look Impa i made another one of these loser heroes go through 3 dungeons. Here take the stupid ocarina it's completely useless anyway. HAHA
Link: :'(

www.
Zelda: ok you want to take a left at the kokkori forest and if you hit the Gerudo fortress you've gone too far

doggy
Zelda: Later dude! we're going out for pizza!

Servant of Lord Vaati
Zelda: Impa...you're...choking..me! Suffocating! Can't...breath!

Maya
Zelda: I know you cant hear me 'cause hes covering my mouth...

imcool
Zelda: Im happy to have no stinkin arrow over my head, because how would I go potty with them watching.
(Looks up)

Are we there yet
Zelda: Are we there yet?
14 hours later
Zelda: Are we there yet?
24 hours later
Zelda: Are we there yet?
35 hours later
Zelda: Are we there yet?
72 hours later
Zelda: Are we there yet? Yeah finally we are at a school, o wait I don't want to go. Time to travel back home.

McAlbertsonJoe
Zelda: Whens the next Mcdonalds from here?
(Siping from a sippy straw with Gannons head shown more then 100 times.

blablabla
Zelda: Wait we aren't in Kansas anymore are we Toto

yoyoma
Zelda: You know after you free me maybe we can discuss our money situation after.

Peopleloveme
Zelda: Don't you just wish you were me?
(Gannon appears out of nowhere wearing an Impa shirt a Link Apron and a Zelda sippy hat.)
Gannon: You know I don't wish I were you...*snicker*

Dadruff
Zelda: You know Wezlo or Ezlo whatever, get his phone number for me.

Help me!
Zelda: Link remember these words: "If you try, try and don't suceed maybe losing is your thing!"

HH
Zelda: YOU OWE ME THAT SODA!!!
Link: *in thought*I knew I shouldn't take that last soda.

Jay
Zelda: No not Death Mountain ill be good i promise!!!

DannyPhantomFangirl
Zelda: Ah! I think I dropped my Ocarina!
Horse: *burp*

jor el
Zelda: get off of me you sick freak! I don't go in for that kinda thing!

Wind Sage
Zelda: Watch my seat, so noone gets it!

Mitten the Kitten
Zelda: Wait! Crap! I forgot my triforce and....Oh god!

Ryan
Zelda: Link where are your pants!!

who wants to know
Zelda: Help me! Link got a concussion when my ocarina hit him in the head!

Zelda Freek
Zelda: Link, here's my ocarina! If you want, you can paint it pink and red for all I care! Just don't forget the milk! Got milk? (I hope this caption will make people laugh)...
Impa: What caption???

ShimmerTheKorok
Zelda: Oh my Goddess these pixels are so bad!

Ambi
Zelda: Backoff Impa and make yourself usefull by scaring Ganondof away with that ugly face of yours.

Sara
Zelda: Eww, Impa's arm tastes like crap!
Impa: Oh, shut up and throw him the ocarina already! We don't have all day!
Zelda: I'm serious, lady! Have you ever used ketchup, or BBQ sauce, or salt, or something!
Impa: (*throws ocarina to Link but throws too hard and ocarina lands in water*)
Link: Why is Zelda even trying to eat Impa's arm?
Navi: The girl's nuts.
Ganondorf: (*arrives and sees Zelda pouring mustard all over Impa's arm*) Mmm, that looks good! (*chases after Zelda and Impa drooling*)

McFat
Zelda: Link! Get out of there!Tingle's drunk again!!

legendaryblade
Zelda: I'll always love u Link, even though your a girl-chasing, green midget who serves a tree with a mustache!!!

Sofia
Zelda: HElp! I don't want to go to preschool!!! LIIIINNNNKKKKK!!!

chris
Zelda: Ah! Get this shieka off of me!

boop
Zelda: later we're going out for pizza!

Miss Ezlo
Zelda: Link! Don't forget your girl dress...

TImestopper
Zelda: Hey, Impa, move out of the way! How am I supposed to throw the ocarina into the moat if I can't see over your big head?!?
Impa: Well, excuse me, I can't get out this stupid wedgie! In case you didn't notice, I wear iron clothes! We gotta get outta here before Ganondorf comes to play 'Pretty Princess'!

mike
Zelda: ah help this old fart is abducting me help ahhhhhh (contiues screaming for 7 years)

Minty Fresh Cloud
Zelda: Fair-thee-well little imp!

Maki
Zelda: You owe me $5 Link! Ill be back for it in 7 years!

Trevor
Zelda: Don't forget to call me on your ocarina. My phone number is: (000)-000-0001

curious
Zelda: THIS is what happens when you're "fasionably late"!!!!

blank
Zelda: Help! I'm being molested by a middle age sheikah!

Jack
Zelda: Hey HERO, where were you thirty minutes ago, when I NEEDED you?!