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As he hurls open the lid of the chest in front of him, Link utters aloud his wish for the contents of the container to be. What does he hope out loud for?
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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)
ZV
Link: If it's not the bedroom key this time, I quit...
Nat the Yoshi
Link: PANTY RAID!!!
GameGirlAdv
Suddenly, the foot of Chuck Norris springs forth from the chest and round house kicks Link in the face.
Raikou
Link: *yawns* Maybe I should sleep in here.
Joe Roorda
Link: AWESOME! AN NES!
Din
Link: Alright! A silver rupee!!
Voice: Pay me for the door repair charge...
Link: Damnit!!!!
Lomahey
Link: a half eaten fish.wonderful...
nerdyb
Link: iwonder...*falls inside chest,door closes*
Link:uh-oh...
ME LIKEY CHEESE!
Link: "What's this? Zelda's Bra!?"
Zelda *Standing right behind him*: "LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK!!!"
sword dude
Link: stupid gamers they think the triforce is outside little they know it always as been in my house in the basement
demon
Link: wow a pickle poe!
Miss Tetra
Link: Oh wow!! It's a legend of Zelda the twilight princess poster! And its signed by Link!!!! ....oh... I forgot I AM Link. :(
Oni-keating
Link: MY EYES IT BURNS
Goddess of Combat
Link *Crosses Fingers*:
"A genuine, gold-plated, silver-lined, 12 mile shot hookshot I've always wanted!"
Midna: "Cool! A piece of cake!"
*Gobbles it down, then sees Link really sad*
Midna: "Oh, were you going to eat that?"
red link
Link: wonder what it is?ooo It's that old Deku mask I thout T lost *puts on mask *
Deku link:yay YAY!
monkey boy
Link: Please be a monkey, please be a monkey!
Voice: You got... a monkey!
Link: *faints*
happy
Link: SWEET JUMPIN JELLY bEAN!!! It's DOOKIE!!!!
darklinkfangirl
Link: OMG!!! its a penny!
julianna
Link: TO NARNIA!!!
Triforce Knight 123
Link: santa I found those christmas lights you wanted!
GameFreak
Link: Midna, you've gotten on my nerves far too often this adventure.
Oohey
Link: Zelda? Hena? Ilia? What are you all doing in there? ANSWER ME!
Midna: You idiot, it's a picture! We're looting Ganondorf's room...
Midna's "Ee hee hee"
Link: MIDNA! I FOUND TOILET PAPER! I'M FINALLY GOING TO THE BATHROOM IN WEEKS!
Midna: Wait, Link, that's-!
Link: What?
Midna:...Eee hee hee!
Uh oh
Link: I hope it's a clawshot!...A rain check for clawshots? NO!
Ganondorf slave
Link: hey its not it isn't HOLY CRAP ITS SPONGE BOB SQUAREPANTS DVD SERIES YAY
Princess Zelda
Link: "Please let this be divorce papers from Ruto!!!"
Tom
Link: Alright I need another 99 rupees to 600, WOW a hundred rupees, wait... what? I cant fit in my bag???
....../emo
Krim
Link: Oh man, maaaannn... Where is it... This is so NOT radical... Hey, what's th- oh, here it is, heh... Groovy... Hey Midna, come try this...
Midna: Try what?
Link: It's a um... "Fused Shadow", heh...
Midna: Huh? Oh, okay. Hey, this is no Fused Sha- whoooaaaa... Far out, man...
Latias Dita
Link: Hmm...I wonder how the litle light turns on each time I open it?
Luke Wholey
Link: whoops, sorry Dracula, i didn't know you were asleep in there.
Nick
Link: -finds tingle in the chest-
Tingle: OH fairy boy! Thank you ever so much for freeing me from this chest!
Link: -closes chest-
chibbi
Link: wow, who knew the meaning of life was conveniently in a chest!
sam.f
Link: I wonder what's in here (leans over ino chest. Lid snaps shut)
ETC
Link: Oh God! Tingle, that's disgusting! Stop that right now!
GreenGreen
Link: Damn it! I said no fires!
showmedamacaroni
Link: At last, my quest has come to an end. I have have journeyed far and braved many dangers, and now it is time to collect my reward! *opens chest and gets maimed by a flock of cuccos*
Plushdoll Invincible
Link: i wish for....a key!!!
*opens chest*
Hooray! Batman's utility belt!
Sonic
Link: COCOA PUFFS!!!
Ramone
Link: ACK IT BLINDS!!! *runs into nearby wall, dies and never finishes the game.*
Narator(windwaker Link): And that is why we live on islands.
Mikau
Link: This had better not be any more goat cheese...
Tingle hater
Link: I'm SO happy Beth didn't take my Littlest Pet Shop...
TwilightWolf482
Link: -sighs- Hide n' seek just isn't the same anymore...
Someone
Link: TINGLE?! What are you doing down here?
Whocares
Link: What did Santa bring me this year?!?!?!
Zap
Link: I wish for the secreat to killing evil! -pulls out David Lee Roff- Not again...
David: -thumbs up-
Holder of the Triforce of Balanace
Link: Wow! Gold! Silver! Platinum! Dimonds! Pearls! Large cheques! To bad they aren't rupees...
KC
Link: Where does the light in the chest come from?
nerdfrombeyond
Link: i hope its a wii...
keel
Link: Big key? Maybe a small key? *GASP* A MEDIUM SIZED KEY YAY!!!
Zant
Link: OH MY GOSH IT'S THE HYLIAN PRINCESSES EDITION OF PLAYBOY OH MY GOSH!
Anotherzeldafan
Link: *crosses fingers* Puppy... puppy.. puppy...
Vaati
Link: Not another "helper"! Navi's baaaack!!!!!!!!!!
Navi: Hey! Look! Listen!
7eye reef
Link: Ooooo... I wonder if this is that new cerial. y'now... with the marshm-......aww crap. I WANTED THE BUNNY SHAPED MARSHMELLOWS!!!!!!
Jane
Link: Whoa there is like a secret message in here! Hmmm lets see... B..Be sure, Be sure to...? Be sure to what! Oh man this is gunna be really important! Be sure to...drink your ovaltine...
julianna
Link: let's go into the secert world of...NARNIA!!!
IronKnuckle
Link: Hey, I found Jimmy Hoffa.
Ballistic Bouncy Ball
Link: Phew, that mini boss was difficult. I wonder what I'll get for defeating it. What the...? Undergarments? --;
theninjaboy
Link: nintendo said that in this chest wasthe triforce...there is a note inside*keep locking*oh crap
shaman
Link: I'M ASKING YOU FOR THE LAST*NAVI* TIME, WHAT DUNGEON AM I IN?
Midna: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Eralk Fang
Link: It's just an orange lightbulb!
DarkZelda
Link: YES! THE WII!
Dirge
Link: Hey, I found Narnia!
Fey
Link: Alright! Bow and Arrows! Bring on the music
Music: Duh duh duh duuuuuuh!!!!
Kirby
Link: wow,I never should have known...
Lucky
Link: It wasn't a dream I find that pot of gold! *picks up a nearby puppy* Oh Cuddles we're RICH!!! *dances around happily*
TV Commercial
Link: *to his pet elephant* We must tell everyone!
Crane
Link: Whoa! Holy crap!! I found Aryll's thong drawer!!!
Goron
Link: This has been my dream to get treasure!
paperwolf27
Link: Good lord, it's Ganondorf's secret dirty magazine stash!
lord of all waffles
Link: wow! I finally found Zelda's underwear stash!
flaminghalo
Link: lets see what we got here...
Tingle:KOOLO-LIMPAH!!
Link:.....
*closes chest and starts twitching*
Ancient Man
Link: Hey, it's Tingle!
Tingle: Tingle Tingle Koo-
Link: *slams the chest shut* Not this game, you little naaasty.
Animerican
Link: Finally, I got into Fado's house! Could this be the fabled timeline-document? Infinite wallet? Debug room?
*open's chest*
Link: "Brokeback Mountain: A Tale of Ordon"........
*backs slowly out of the house*
Lasera
Link: Holy crap! It's...FOOD! Finally! I get some Food!
An Angel
Link: I wonder if the light stays on when I close it.
Sabatta
Link: If this is another damn rupee I'm burning down Nintendo!!!
Ashei
Link: So that's what Hena does with all the fish I catch...
Seeckro
Link: *with ADD*:Midna, i found- hey, wheres that music coming- oo look, a fairie.
Midna: Link you idiot.
Henry
Link: Ha, I found you Waldo!
Maku
Link: Wow I can wish for anything I want. This will be tough.
Midna: We should use it wisely. Like wishing for the power to defeat evil, or the Secret to killing Gannon!
Link: -Chowing down on a ice cream cone-
Midna: You didnt...
Link: hehehehe...
Monica
Link: Oh my goddesses!! My new pair of pegasus boots have come!!(Actually, it was a 'Ganon in a box' to which sprung up in Link's face and scared the crap out of him)
DustinTheWind
Link: know you're in there, Waldo! Come out slowly with your hands in the air!
ETC
Link: Midna, Until you learn that nagging isn't nice, into the chest you go.
GREEN
Link: My God, I hope it's food - I can't remember the last time I ate.
TKN
Link: Sorry Gannon, we couldn't afford to send you to the Sacred Realm, so you'll have to be locked away in here forever.
darklinkfangirl
Link: so thats where grandma's ashes went....
Jumanji
Link: I wish for... a worthy target.*sees Ruto, Tingle, Navi, and a piece of straw* Hey, a straw!
Maki
Link: Oh boy do I hope it is that new fancy duck tape!
Midna: Hurry up! We still have alot to do -
nagging-
Link: I will have good use for it.
Master of zelda
Link: Please be pants! Please be pants!
Lokes
Link: PEEK-A-BOO!
Link104
Link: Santa, I wish it to be that new Polly pockets play set that came out! Gosh, I hope nobody heard that.
Richard Hinman
Link: Oh no! It's the most embarrassing photo of me at the christmas party!
Jaz
Link: Bring on the eggplant!
Lily
Link: For the love of Nayru I hope it's not a red rupee...
Artemis
Link: Maybe it's a quiver upgrade, or the dungeon item! Ooh, I can't wait!
*Throws chest open*
Link: A FREAKING GREEN RUPEE?!?
Cook
Link: *mentaly crosses fingers* Cookie cookie please be a cookie!
lord of all dragons
Link: Man, I just HATE it when the Moblins hide the keys to the frikkin' bathrooms like this!
Spazztic Bunnyhood
Link: ...Oh my...
Zelda: EEEEKKK! PERVERT!
Larwaa
Link: I hope it's the new fabric softener I wished for my birthday! Dang these itchy clothes...!
big D
Link: Another huge treasure chest wasted in a cookie sized compass...at least those christmas lights fill the bottom.
new link
Link: now I know I left the master sword somewhere mabey here?dang just a lost shakspear play and some idioc music by some dude named batoven!
Ginyu
Link: Hmmm... what´s in here... *giant glove punches him*
SkullKid
Link: You can´t hide any longer, Elvis!
Mikaudes
Link: Ha! Nintendo didn´t suspect I knew about the Wii hidden here
*finds a note in the chest*
"We knew"
Xyana
Link: My Niels Bohr swimsuit catalogue has arrived!!
Crystal187
Link: RUPEES AGAIN?! For the love of Farore, give me something useful!
princess of kito village
Link: I hope this is the Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle that I have been wishing for.
JrP
Link: *overexcited kid's voice* NINTENDO 64!!! OH MY GOD!
Alex
Link: hey navi im letting you out
Navi:hey look listen hey hey listen look
Link:never mind back in the chest
Navi:*muffled* hey look listen
shark von mani
Link:( singing) Money money money! It's all about money!
link
Link: I hope it's better fitting clothes! Oh, darn it. It's just a clawshot.
Farore's Fire
Link: I need a boomerang... I could really, REALLY use a boomerang... PLEASE be a boomerang... Oh. A bundle of arrows... nice.
goobfishy is i
Link: Hmm . . . I wonder where the glow comes from?
Ashei
Link: What the-
Midna: Now, now, it's just underwear.
Zelda
Link: I hope it's those "normal clothes" or whatever Zelda and Minda keep telling me to get.
Darth Ales
Link: Please let it be pants please let it be pants
medli20
Link: So that's what happened to Mommy....
A Hotel Detective
Link: Oh, jeez... It appears the mob's been here before I was..
RalisII
Voice: You found the....(cue treasure chest theme)...flowery dress in Ganon's bedroom.
Link: So that's what happned to that dress of Zelda's.
jackal
Link: For the love of Nayru, give me pants...
Nintendo2.0
Link: I wonder why the inside of these chest always lights up whenever I open them...
Ha Ha Ha
Link: I completely forgot about this big, rare rupee in my basement!
Goody Two Shoe
Link: If Santa won't give me any money for my work, I'm just gonna have to loot his stinkin' dungeon then.
1080 Spin Attack
Link: What in Hyrule am I suppose to use this dirty map for?
Fool's Gold!
Link: Alright, it's an orange rupee! ...NO! My wallet's already full!
Jack
Link: Oh, i hope it's that new treasure chest liner I've been dreaming about!
