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Tingle walks into a bar. What does the Poe sitting in the corner think to itself?
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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)
Julie the Goddess
Poe: I wonder if they serve spirits here?
SWEVEN
Poe: That weird guy in green.. Oh god, I have to stop drinking. Seeing weird things...
Jon 262
Poe: okay so a clown, a sailer, two peos and a pansy walk into a bar and... wait you already heard this one???
cody
Poe: Can i please kill this idiot now?
Astronomical
Poe: Oh no! The cloud of Tingle! Fly away, you omen of spandex-wearing ugly-looking fairy-wannabes!
Glub Glub Glub
Poe: 99 ways to kill Tingle, hurrah! 99 ways to kill him! Try one for the week, revive the poor freak, 98 ways to kill Tingle, hurrah!
Garo master
Tingle: I would like all of you're ruppees!
Poe: I heard that Link dropped a rupee in Death mountain crater.
Tingle: I'm coming baby!
captin poe man
Poe: Why the hell is there a butter churning barrel in a bar?
Lord Vaati
Poe: Geez. Youd think I'm the only crazy one here.
alexis skinner
Poe: i wonger if tingle EVER shaves his nose hairs?
mangi monkey
Poe: AAAAHHHH, that's him! that's the one that killed me!!!!
Some Guy
Poe: I'm so emo *tear*
sean
Poe: What the fuck is he doing here! This is a place for poes, not an overaged guy who needs to be in a asylum.
The Zol
Poe: While Tingle distracts the bartender, I'll just jump over the counter and steal that keg.
Tai Birdsong
Poe: Why do I feel a... sudden breeze...?
Dim
Poe: Dang it, I hate people that wera tights...
AGAIN?!?
Poe: *sigh* I hate my job.
Wingless Angel
Poe: Hey, wait a minute! This is not Olive Garden!!
Rasec Wizzlbang
Poe: Poe? Arnt I a Subrosian???
Barinade Jr the 103rd
Poe: Ohh, man.... I really wish I could just get away .... from... HIM. He just farted again and now it is starting to stink ....I guess that's how he inflates his balloons - GAS powered. With a nose like that, why can't he smell his own farts? I just hope he doesn't appear in any more Zelda games ....Ew, not again (Tingle farted.)...I'm outta here.
the 103rd enters the bar...
Catches sight of Tingle...
Barinade Jr. the 103rd: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
(Camera zooms in on Tingle's face)
("Psycho" theme plays)....
the 103rd runs out the bar screaming.
Poe: ... I bet I'm not the only one who goes to "ihatetingle.com."
Jack Bauer
Poe: And people say I`m spooky
Makii
Poe: If he rings that bell one more time...
fannypants
Poe: tingle and a clown walk into a bar while i duck.
Stalchild
Poe: Nooooo it's the Mr Green man with tights! Please don't bottle me, I led you to the desert colossus and all that (But my, have you gotten fat and you have a much cuter...)
new link
Poe: man! I was gunna scare everyone but that green guy beat me to it!
Keaton
Poe: ...at least im safe inside my mind...
Sub-Zero
Poe: I wish I could join up with the gang and have a drink! It's too bad this black line thing won't let me through...
HH
Poe: Dang, he's asking my girlfriend out, I better go and Poe-sses him before he leaves, she's allergic to freaks.
Captain Jack Sparrow
Poe: I, Captain Jack Sparrow, have finally found Tingle, now, should I go and slash off his head, or go to the Ezlo Tuner for a better way to kill him... I'll wait until he's drunk.
Animerican
Poe: Let's see...a whiny blonde kid came here first, some buff guy with pigtails came here second, a clown came third, and an old man in green tights came in last. And I've been here all day....goshdarnit, I better not be involved in some stupid bar joke, again!
MBone
Poe: "Look at the lanterns on that Poe... There's more than one tingle in this bar tonight."
Keil Alikzandr
Poe: Wait... He's not dead!
60000
Poe: I wish I went to the goofy goober restruant.
quatre
Poe: What kind of bar is this?!
Kitanatsu
Poe: Heck no! Tingle's here! Kill me NOW! KILL ME! DAMN IT!
Purple Poe: You are already dead, idjit ¬.¬
Enorym
Poe: Oh great.... I thought I had him locked in the dungeon...
Denise
Poe: Good...I'm seperated from Tingle by a long, yet mysterious dark gap!
Purple Poe: Sir? All the drinks are served on this side of the bar.
Poe: Damn.
Link Stone
Poe: Farmer and the Dell. Farmer and the Dell. Hi-ho the dairy-o, the Farmer and the Dell!
JrP
Poe: Am I going to get served yet?
DarkZelda
Poe: What the Hell I ask for a beer, not a tequilla!
Ella
Poe: Good thing I already got my charts deciphered, I'm short on rupees.
lord of all dragons
Poe: (whispering in walkie talkie) All units prepare to move in. He's entering the bar now...
happy
Poe: sailors...clowns...scary men in tights...*sigh*
shadowstrike
Poe: damn! the circus is in town and I don´t have tickets!
rubengp
Poe: I hope that I dont have to take a drink in a bottle!
nerdyb
Poe: wats with his red nose?did somebody punch him?
The Beast that is Tingle
Poe: L..Link! Put me in your empty bottle now!! He's coming closer!!!!
Linkyboi
Poe: Looks like a village is missing it's idiot....
Mariesa
Poe: Did I miss this monthes caption game?
happy
Poe: I should ask him where he gets his tights... MWAAAAAA
Weird
Poe: Ick. Talk about bad fasion style.
WeirdRaptor
Poe: Mmm. Those are some pretty tight tights.
bob
Poe: is there a nother poe behind the thought bubble? OMG IT IS! YOU ARE TOO CLOSE TO THE THOUGHT BUBBLE, PLEASE STEP AWAY FROM THE THOUGHT BUBBLE!
Pyrgusfinn
Poe: thats just what i need... arent the clown and the sailor enough, but they had to let tingle in. This isn't japan you know!
Whocares
Poe: Where are the British already?!
Jam
Poe: Oh, great. Me and the clown are sitting at the bar, and Tingle walks in. What is this, some kind of joke?
Rena
Poe: What the hell is that thing? ... whatever it is I hope it buys me some more alcohol..
IamMe
Poe: See the black line Tingle? This is my side of the bar and that is everyone else's. Cross it and I'll curse you to Hyrule kingdom come!
Mwahaha
Poe: You draw far too much attention to yourself, Mr.Underhill.
Tingle: The name's Tingle, ya Aragorn wanna be!
Anju
Poe: I wonder what's under that tray...
princess of kito village
Poe: *filking hands* Zap, zap. Darn I can't get him to disappear. I wish I was Is.
abc girl
Elzo in hiding: Oh God! He found me! And it's just like last time... His pants are too low!
Stalchild
Poe: Time to get into bottle mode (sigh) ... Wait! Dizzy mode time! BWAHAHAHA!
Takato
Poe: Its him! The guy who stole my "Poe Poe Kooloo Limpah" line!
Livi
Poe: oh no this will be akward. how did HE find me here... i thought i left him in the Hotel in Clock Town...Omg Omg here he comes..I hope im not too Masculin for him..?
Tingle:(with a lisp) Well hello Poe? I didnt think Id ever see you again... After that wounderful night in Clock Town.
Poe: ummmm who are you?
HH
Poe: Great, Tingle's back. I hope that *NAVI* doesn't want to play poker again, because I will poker his eyes out if he does.
palmer
Poe: is it me or is that guy's Santas helper
Chico
Poe: Hey look tingle. now if I find the police I'll gain a million rupee reward. yay.
Ketchup
Poe: What a crazy town! Little girls at a bar, clowns, and some crazy guy in tights talkin about fairys.
Tingle: But I am REALLY a fairy!
Poe: He's talkin to me walk away slowly.
grrr
Poe: oh my gawd !! i want your autograph!!! *girly squeal* but i still think your wierd
dayna
Poe: i want to eat him
Lexwao
Poe: I've been standing at this bar for four days and the bartender STILL hasn't noticed me!!
Rob
Poe: Out of all these jokers, the green one takes the cake...
andrew
Poe: not tingle again!!!!!!
chloe
Poe: am i in the wrong queue?
DekuDentist
Poe: Thats his 6th drink, I'm out of here!
Fire with fire
Poe singing:OH JINGLE BELLS GANON SMELLS ZELDA LAID AN EGG! THE HERO OF TIME HAD FORGOTTEN HIS PANTS AND ZELDA RAN AWAY!!!
Tingle:damn drunkard...
Maky
Poe: Great a green fairy... Now i;m going to find myself kissing my sister and in somone elses cloths. I knew, I shouldnt have gone on this road trip.
Denise
Poe: I'm so alone...
Monica
Poe: Oh no!Tingle. Quick. act fast and evacuate the others. I see a bomb in his tights...(whispers)though the bomb is in the back.
JP Junk
Poe: Uh oh...(fart)My Cloke has blown off!
My true identity has been discoverd!
Manga Maniac
Poe: *sings* The guy in the purple cloak is my brother. He died so I can be free ( until Tingle dropped a bomb in my hood ).
Duddits
Poe: What's that smell!? oh dear...oh dear...
silentman
Poe: Don't think don't think crap i had a thought
Trevor
Poe: Oh crap, he saw me, act natural
NOGARE
Poe: OK, this is the worst day ever! First off, Tingle is right over there, smiling his head off while no body likes him. Second, My name is Poe when I'm a Subrosian. Oh boy. What next!
Crimsonrose123
Poe: I believe this might be the step before the pink elephants...
Nevira Shadowfire
Poe: We don't serve their kind here!
Yoshigirl
Poe: Subrosian Robe...15 ore chunks
Vodka Gimlet with a Twist of Lime...10 rupees
Cookie from Mommy...5 rupees
Going to a bar and having the insane urge to kill Tingle...Priceless
masterlinks
Poe: l think i drank too much
Link 182
Poe: So he serves that.. that THING, before me?! Wheres my drink, dammit?!
The Anti-Tingle
Poe: Who is that guy in tights...and why is he scratching his butt?!?!?! My eyes*spontaniously combusts*
Ancient Man
Poe: Ok, I better get that clown before Tingle shows.
Tingle: Hey! Mister Clown!
Poe: GAH! Dont make eye contact!
HH
Poe: I just had a kid *hic* another round for all of us.
Tingle: Tingle Tingle Kooloo-Limpah!
Poe: I gotta stop drinking Chateau Romani, I think I might drink myself to death.
Shadow Vaati
Poe: I wish I could find lunch.
Tingle: TING! I'm here!
Poe: It's better than nothin' *sigh*
???
Poe: tu eri un!: puto, imbecil, vale callampa, aweonao, winia, tontito mental, etc.
Tingle: Gracias Poe!
Wind Waker
Poe: CAN I HAVE SOME SERVICE?
Tetra
Poe: Freak...
Awkin
Poe: What's that coming over the hill?
Is it a moster?! Is it a monster?!
Anna
Poe: That green guy better have his papers. And some cash for my martini
Bobet
Poe: Oh God, that must be one of those X-men rejects...
Casey
Poe: He's kind of hot. I hope he's a prostitute
happy
Poe: i need a beer now!!!! and what's with the clown up front!!?? i'm not even drunk yet!!!
ow123
Poe: i really dont think that childs
old enough to drink
Ethen
Poe:Oh god,that guy has lost it now.He's wearing that stupid fat fairy costume.And he soiled himself.Wait,Poes don't soil themselves!He's not a Poe!This is a Poe only bar!
Tingle?:I am the Box Poe!
Poe:Oh,it's the Box Poe in his Halloween get-up.But how did you get away from Danny Poe-guy?
Box Poe:........BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!
bob
bartender: for the last time, just because im taking a sandwich doesnt mean its peanutbutter jelly time!
Poe:here we go again
flaminghalo
Poe: nows a good time to use that tingle repellent.
psf2
Poe: wow, that guy at the end of the bar is hott!
spike
Poe: is that a fashion statement or is he already drunk?
Anju
Poe: I bet he can't hold his drink.*Takes sip,*Cough!*Cough!
Ah-Sha-Lee
Poe: Jeeepers, Creeepers, where'd ya get those peeeeeepers? Jeeeeepers, Creeepers, wher'd ya get those EEEEEYYEEESSS?!
Neolchandler
Poe: I wonder what i would look like in a green jumpsuit?
Remgirl
Poe: Crap. It's that crackpot fairy wannabe, Tingle. Let's hope he dosn't come to MY screen. -_-
crane
Poe: that guy over there is just plug ugly
greeny
Poe: a fat guy,a clown,what i assume to be link,and a insane fairy man,im at home!
HAPPY
Poe: I NEED A PAIR OF TIGHTS LIKE THAT...
poe
Poe: where is my pirates charm I need to call Link. the greatest evil is back.
someone
Poe: what kind of stupid clothes are those!
tingle hater
Poe: Oh god, Tingle is here. I best leave soon. Man, he is an ideat.
Davros
Poe: Here we go... Better hide my sister's green tights in a better hiding place this time...
Maku
Poe: The Green Goblin over there will never find out that i'm SPIDER MAN!
Vaati
Poe: *Looks at Tingle* I've suddenly lost my appetite.
Triforce of Power
Poe: o this is just freakin perfect first the clown, then the sailor, now this weirdo. uggg ill just order about 20 more drinks
A Hotel Detective
Poe: I hate "happy hour" at the funny farm...
Harashi
Poe: Holy crap! Santa's a biker!
Tingle Hater
Poe/Assassin: So that's why the fat guy in the corner hired me..
Vivi Orunitia
Poe: .....Not him,anything but him..... Oh no,he`s drunk too,YAUGH!!!
Boo Hoo
Poe: I pitty the shop keeper...
Poe (shop keeper): T_________T
Spazztic Bunny Hood
Poe: ...DIE!
dragon lord
Poe: must...resist..urge..to steal..those wachamacallits in front of me!
Richard Hinman
Poe: Hey, this place is for sane people who dress up like adults only.
GerudoGal
Poe: ...drunk. Yep. Drunk.
POE!
Poe: just my type :D, hey green man, want to go on a date :D
Tingle: .....(Gulp) (whispers in squeaky voice) help me!
SUPA
Poe: . . . . MY GOD!!! he looks like my ex-wife on sunday mornings
Ezlo
Ezlo in Diguise: oh not Tingle. Wait, this is my chance to get Tingle arrested :D imma buy him a few drinks. HEHE!
:P :P :D
Poe: is that an Oompa Loompa?
Matt B
Link in Disguise: Maybe if i walk out slowly he wont notice me. . .
Rainsinger Ansella
Poe: Candy gram for Tingle! (whispers) Heh heh, wonder if he'll fall for this like Mongo did.
TIngle: Really? For me?
Poe: Yes. Sign here, here, and here.
Tingle: (signs) Oh thank you Mr. Fairy! (opens box)
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!
The Sage of Nothing!
Poe: Two Tingles walk into a bar. Neither had the brains to duck.
Darth Paul
Poe: I'm getting delusional, there's a HUGE booger sitting at the bar.
Shadow Vaati
Poe: I need to find my Ezlo Tuner, I need to contact Ezlo.
tony
Poe: remember, dont make eye contact and nothing bad will happen!
blahman
Poe: How the heck did Tingle get past securety?
saria
Poe: oh no it micheal jackson jr. everyone hide all smalll boys .
Anghan
Poe: sigh, why did the guy from the last caption game tell tingle where I am
hi
Poe: lets reap his mortal soul mouhahahahah
*cough cough splurter*bar maid weres my drink!............
Anju
Poe: I bet he can't hold his drink.
Julie the Goddess
Poe: The Poe laughs and walks under it.
Evilbob
Poe: Hmmm...
Bud or rum & coke? hard decision...
BOTH!
Luke
Poe: jeez who invited the weirdo?
Link 182
Poe: Hersumajabullaragga... FIVE RUPEES? Get oudda here...
wayne bissonnette
Poe: "Bet he can't hold his drink."
masterlinkx
Poe: the guy next to me smells like poop i wonder if this guy EVER takes a bath
zelda master
Poe: mmmmm.... i thought this guy was bared for selling to many maps in this pub
zelda girl
Poe: should i buy him a drink nahhhhhh
Jon
Poe: look at that deep black trench in the middle of the bar...
zeldaveteran
Poe: so a tingle and a rabbi walk into a bar...
Caleman
Poe: And people thinks I'm scary, getta load of this guy!
Tingle: Kooloo-limpah!
Yoshiro
Poe: *drunk and singing* If I was a rich man...
Pierce
Poe: i'd rather get some ale for 50 rubbies as long as that jerk is out of the bar!
Mysterious One
Poe: Why is that weirdo wearing underpants over his tights?!
Andrew
Poe: And I thought the clown was weird.
Silence
Poe: Just pretend...he doesn't...see you...and slowly...exit through....the door...
Neko-chan
Poe: *looks at picture in pocket*...And there's a reward on that weird green fairy-guy too!
lost
Poe: Hey im a security guard and little wierdos arent allowed to order drinks
Subrosion
Poe: Hey ain't I a subrosion! O my god what that smell! Hey isn't that the guy who stranded Rosa on some island the flew away with a balloon?
Bartender: No brains, no sanity no service!
Angle Heart
Poe: If tells me to make him a fearee one more time, I'll eat his soul...wait, I was going to that anyway!
Seta
Poe: Just... inch... away... slowly... no... sudden... movements...
legendaryblade
Poe: POE?! I'm a SUBUROSIAN thank you very much!!
sally
Poe: oh no, he found me
Firefly
Poe: Don't you just HATE that Tingle guy? He's so ugly and greedy and stupid and smelly and-What? What do you mean he's...oh.
Maki
Poe: Did he just wink at me?
grit1412
Poe: (sees Tingle and mutters blearily)Whoa, how many have I had tonight?
1080 Spinattack
Poe: So THIS is why he's so crazy!
nerdyb
Poe: good thing the dual screen seperates me and tingle...
the guy next to you
Poe: go home dork this is my bar mine mine mine mine! can i have my beer yet?
Uh, yeah
Poe: This town ain't big enough for the two of us...you're lucky I don't pop a potion in yo'...
Andrew
Poe: what an idiot
JOE
Poe: Who let the riff-raff in?
DekuDentist
Poe: He'll never fit in.
goobfishy is i
Poe: AAAAH!!! A Redead in tights!
Lokes
Poe: Niiiche tights maan...
Sheik-freik
Poe: Don't make eye contact, Don't make eye contact, Don't make eye contact...
LinktheSlayer
Poe: What's that smell?
Evanie
Poe: Hey look its Tingle and Ezlo.
Shopkeep Poe: Wait are they kissing!
Poe: Yes... Ewwwwwwwwwwwww but I thought he hated Tingle.
shopkeep Poe: ...............
Whocares
Poe: I'm thinking of killing Tingle, and I thou... Wait a second! I wasn't in the Forest Temple! I'm not a real Poe Sister!
Heather
Poe: What the hell am am I doing here?!
Altaire
Poe: Oh, crap! I wish I was dead... wait a minute
princess of kito village
Poe: Oh god, it is tingle. If I wasn't already dead I would kill myself.
POTC freak
Poe: Hide the rum.
Baruu
Poe: Oh, gosh. Hide the milk!
Blue Canary in the Outlet by the Light Switch
Poe: Let's see... A guy who thinks he's a fairy, a creepy little elf in yellow, something that appears to be either a palm tree or a clown, and a big fat guy with a club. Yup, time to stop drinking.
KatSam
Poe: Hey mac, did you just roll in from stupid town?
flaminghalo
Poe: maybe if i slowly walk out of the store,tingle might not notice me...
Prime 2.0
Poe: I tell people that I'm a subrosian, but do they listen? NooOOOooooOOoo... not even that clown.... thing.
Kathryne
Poe: He NEEDS a change of style.
KC
Poe: Whew! I'm glad I'm dead.
the shazamer
Poe: That's the guy who was stalking link at burger king and ripped off my happy meal! that sun of b.... ill kidnap him and seduce him and thow that happy meal stealing stalker
zelda fan
Poe: Tingle...
Tingle:...yes mr. not fairy?
Poe:I am your father's brother's sister's cousin' room mate twice removed.
Tingle:...so?
Poe: You owe me a drink.
Darth Ales
Poe: Wow first a hero wearing tights that constantly tries to trap me in a bottle and now this guy, man now i've seen it all
Xyana the Arrow
Poe: Dang it. Why do they put that stupid salt on the margaritas?
link909
Poe: o crap!its tingle! o k dont look at him. crap hes looking at me! RUUUUUNNN!!!!
Gamefreak
Poe: They say these things won't attack if you play dead. But what if it can sense fear?
Plushdoll Invincible
Poe: Great!! Now I'm seeing things.....perhaps destructive binge drinking isn't the answer.......
keel
Poe: What self-respecting man orders a beverage with "estrogen-boost" infused in it?!
Cass
Poe: Gosh that poe is hot...
Sean
Poe: Why do I get the feeling that man is about to talk me to death?
Jack
Poe: You a long way from home, boy.
