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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)
Ahroun-Zanahi
Link: *(slowly strokes cat)* So, you want to join the Hylian Mafia?... I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse...
Julie_the_Goddess
Link: Look, I'm sorry, but for the last time, no mittens, no pie!
Ancient One
Link: Here, kitty kitty kitty!!
Black cat: No, dummy dummy dummy
Ahroun-Zanahi
Black Cat: "I now pronounce you Hylian and Cat!"
Brown cat: "You may kiss the... uh... cat!"
Ikou
Narrator: What you are about to see next... may disturb you.
Arachnetoad
Cat being held: Hey! I see this guy's wallet... He's loaded! Poor guy, he probably has to put all the money he finds in treasure chests back, and then forget about them when he really needs money.
Giratina
Link: Get off My Lawn you Tramps!
(Link pulls out a Crossbow and kills the cats)
Wingless-angel
Link: ... Hey, as long as i dont have to save a certain land i will have to learn about and save in the future, this is certainly ok.
flaminghalo
Announcer: Welcome back to Animal Planet.As we see here, the young man confronts the samurai pizza cats. He is about to experience the most merciless mauling he'll ever remember.
Matt
Cat: Boy, Link's Collarbone tastes GOOD!
sukotsutsu
Link: Here kitty kitty (Thought)
cat 1: (in hands) meow
cat 2 and 3: meow!!
Link:your cute (whispers) Dinner!!!
cat 1, 2, and 3: Hahaha were are eating you
*Link drops cat and runs home*
*Cats chase link*
MasterChief
Wildlife Show Announcer: Here we see a strange sight, a Homo sapian being attacked by the ferocious Felis catus. This event only occurs when a Homo sapian holds hostage a ichthyoid, the Felis catus' source of food.
meowmic
Link: for one rupee you get a hug, for five rupees you get a snuggle, for ten rupees you get a kiss...and for a THOUSAND Rupees i'll give you catnip
Cats: OMG, QUICK, WHERE"S OUR MEDIEVAL CREDIT CARDS!!!
Mikey
Link: THIS kitty is the most huggable... no, wait... THIS kitty is the most huggable... no, wait... THIS kitty...
Cat Boss: YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AFRAID OF MY GOONS!!!
Link: Oh, OK. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH... No, THIS kitty is the most huggable.
Cat Boss: *facepalm*
Little_Dragon_gurl
Link: *walking* oh no, its that stupid kid in school again that keeps asking annoying questions!!
Cat:*who happens to be a annoying kid who died and came back to life as a cat* are you ok?
Weasel_of_Time
Link: Hey there little kitties! Huh? What the-Aaargh! They're biting me! Bill! Cut to commercial!
Announcer: Folks, we seem to be experiencing technical difficulties right now...
Vampire Cats
Link: Awwww...OW, you bit my neck!...What, what are you--AGH, IT'S SUCKING MY BLOOD!
Text: To defeat the vampire cat, distract it with your fishing rod, then...run away.
Deutschland
Link: Ich liebe Katzen!
Katze Ein: Was? Du bist ein Dunkholf!
Katze Zwei: ISS ER! ISS ER!
Player 1: This new German development team is...strange...
Beast_Man
Wildlife Show Announcer: And here, we find a wild beast in its natural habitat, displaying it's feral, yet useless instincts that leaves it dangling on the bottom of the food chain ...oh, and a few cats, too.
Anonymous
Link: (looking at camera)....crap! Paperazzi?! I'm wearing a skirt thing, running around looking like an idiot and I'm petting cats! Those freakin' idiots'll post this picture in Hylia Today and say i'm gay!! NOOOO!!
Cat:That was the plan...
Cat2: Will i get paid more if I rub up on his leg?
The Weirdo Who Haunts Your Dreams
Link: Whoa! Where'd all these cats come from
*Tingle Appears*
Tingle: These cats belong to Tingle! Kooloo-Limpah!
Link: NOOOOOO!!!!
Anonymous
Player: Crap! When will I get the cat repellent and tranquilizer darts?! I'll read the TP guide. ----- "Just so you know, there is no cat repellent or tranquilizer darts, and you're quote is now on desertcolossus.com. Congradulations." Wow; no wonder the guide was so expensive.
leonardoballadares
Link: uh-oh i seemed 2 have left that fish in my pocket......damn u midnA! it od u 2 put it in my bottle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lurker
Cat: Remember the plan, gentlemen. First we use our adorable appearance to lull him into dropping his guard, then we surround him, then we feast...
DaDaDaDaaa
Link: Yet another cat... Ok, time to get spayed, kitteh.
Black cat: Nu-huh, the cats are over there, burrying nuts. We're squirrels.
Ahroun-Zanahi
Link: *(slowly strokes cat)* So, you want to join the Hylian Mafia?... I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse...
Anonymous
Link: There there...wha!? Are you humping me!?
Cat 2: "Woot, I'm next!"
Cat 3: "I know he has some Lon Lon Milk on him."
Furballs
Link: I've got your friend! Now tell me how to get out of here, or I'll make him vomit furballs!
Ompa Lompa
Cat: I smell cat nip on him...
-cats start getting all excited-
Link: Oooohhhh Sshhhhiiii
-gets mauled to death-
Monkey
Orange Cat: Quick, while this gay fairy is snuggling with me go steal his items!!! Ganondorf will give us pounds of Catnip if we give him the fairies items!!!
Gannonslayer
Link: *sigh* so many cats so few recip.. er i mean cat shelters ya cat shelters
MagmarFire
Orange Cat: Mmmmm.... Tastes like catnip.
Darth_Ales
Narrator: After running around as a wolf in Twilight princess cat lovers complained about Link favouring canine animals and in an attempt to win these fans back he decided to take a picture of himself with a bunch of wildcats he had found in a forest...his violent death followed shortly after.
Hunter
Narrator: Watch as the cats lure Link into a false a sense of security right before they strike.
Link: What?
Narrator: You didn't hear anything.
Link: K
gone_blurfing
Cat #1(looking up slightly):(whispering)Okay,Ed,jump as soon as I say "now"...
Cat #2(Ed): (Whispering in link's ear) Oh you silly elf-thing,you gon' get it now!
Link:What?
Cat #1:now!
...
Cat #3: Genius plan,guys...lets go find some more boulders to drop on people that think we're cute...We are not CUTE!! We are feline evil geniuses(F.E.G.)!!!
Ned
Link: i thought it would of taken much longer for me to become that old weird guy with way too many cats...
Jumanji
Link: First, Ilia asks for horses, now she wants cats. Next thing you know, she's gonna want a monkey! *sigh* I am so not cleaning their litter box.
Teehee
Link: Look, for the last time, I do not have any cat nip.
Saber
Narrator: And here we see one of the rare Twilight Wolf's well-developed hunting strategies, using its feminine-looking human disguise to lure its prey into a false sense of security in an enclosed area, before dropping the guise and ripping them apart with his well-honed teeth.
