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Link is being chased down a hallway by a Chaser. What does the Chaser shout at our hero as a motive for his pursuit?

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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)

Josh32
Chaser: GET HIM!!!
Link: THIS IS THE LAST TIME I FILL IN FOR PACMAN!!!

nerdyb
Chaser: theres no way i can miss that BIG head!!!

TheEvilGirlScout
Chaser: Give me back my doll-I mean-my manly action figure!!

Horse_Shoe
Chaser: GIVE ME THE LUCKY CHARMS!
Link: I KEEP TELLING YOU, I'M NOT THE RED-HEADED DWARF--
Navi: Leprichan.
Link: --LEPRICHAN IN THOSE T.V. COMMERCIALS!

Rainsinger_Ansella
Chaser: *singing*Li-ink the swordsman was a very happy soul! With a dinky sword and a floppy cap and even a spiffy bow!
Link: STOP THE SINGING!!!!! STOP THE INSANITY!!!!!!!!
Navi: *hums along* I like it!
Chaser: *still singing* Thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump! Look at Linkie go! Thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump! Still with his spiffy bow!

Darth_Ales
Chaser: WE GOT A 10-14 I'M IN PURSUIT, SUSPECT IS MOVING AT THE SPEED OF SIX CARROTS.

Mushroomluv
Chaser: You owe me five bucks! AGH!!!

Zora
Chaser: You're sure that the bathroom is this way?

Tsukasa
Chaser: Hey won't you play with my Wii?
Link:GET AWAY YOU SICK MONSTER!!!
Chaser: Ijust said...wowow! I get it now!

Evilbob
Chaser: I'm gonna kill you!
Link: Then catch me fatty!
Chaser: I can't! do you realize how depressing that is?!
Link: there there...
Chaser: *Cries*

kayyaa
Chaser: *ahhhhhhhh!!
*breath*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*coughcough*

Dylan_Rueter
Chaser: Yummy, yummy yummy, I want Link in my tummy.

Viper
Chaser: Hey you get back here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

señorpez
Chaser: The suspect refused to comply with officers at the traffic stop and has fled from the scene of the crash. I'm continuing pursuit; request backup. Suspect can be identified with blonde hair and a green tunic. Suspect is considered armed and dangerous.

Aaron
Chaser: Leggo my Eggo.

Anju
Chaser:I'm gonna getcha,getcha!One way,or an other!I'm gonna getcha,getcha,getcha,getcha!

A_Dead_Hamster
Chaser: I AM MICHEAL JACKSON! COME! WE SHALL HAVE A SLEEP OVER!
Link: Will there be movies and popcorn?
Chaser: Yes many late night movies and lots of tasty stuff!
Link: Can my sister come?
Chaser: EW NO GIRLS ARE IKKY!
Link: Oh... Wait... WHAT?!?!?!?!??!?! *Runs in the other direction*
Chaser: No! Wait! I really like little elf boys in tights! Just like my husband Tingle!
Link: *Distant screaming*

spxmgb
Chaser: I could dance with you till the cows come home...On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home.

Zelda veteran
Chaser: I know what i said! So maybe you have different taste in girls than i do! She really likes you!!!

It
Chaser: Tag your it.
Link: *Stabs with sword* Thats for going only after me.
Navi: Hey, listen.
Link: Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

monkey man
Chaser:COME BACK HERE LITTLE CELERY MAN!

Nat_the_Yoshi
Chaser: Wow... Link looks really hot from this angle...
Link: You mean the fire that the Moblin at Forsaken Fortress put on me still hasn't burned out yet!?

!!!
Chaser: Shhhhhhhh, be vewy vewy quiet; I'm hunting wylians, ehehehehehehe

Darknut
Chaser: Hello.I just want to kill you because you smell like crap! peeyooo!

Darth Vader
Chaser: Link I am your father.Now let me slice off your hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link:Dude wrong game!!!!Get away from me!!!!!

?????????????????
Chaser: Look it's me tingle.Come and kiss me!
Link:aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh that's even worse!

Cap'n Savvy
Chaser: Come back with my cheese, you fiend!
Navi: You stole his cheese....you're dead.

random singer
Chaser: *singing* You and me, me and you, both of us together!
Link: What about Navi?
Chaser: ...*singing* Them and me, me and them, all of us together!

No One
Chaser: DARKNUT SMASH TINGLE!!!
Link: Sorry Navi, but you've been replaced. He's just a lot more hepful...

Evanie
Navi: Hey listen..... Hey listen..... Hey listen..... Hey listen..... He-
Link: For the last time stop saying that!!!! Ugh, nowonder you were the only faerie left that could be offered to me noone else wanted you, so I didnt get a choice! Darn Deku Tree!..................
He's right behind me isnt he, oh drat it all.
Navi(in a whisper): Hey ...... Listen.

firopgos
Chaser:Wait,don't run away,I COMMAND THAT YOU COMMAND ME!!!"
Link: To navi while pointing at chaser.)Weirdo.

HH
Chaser: HUNT DOWN THAT *NAVI-ing* FAIRY!
Link: DEATH TO THE FAIRY!
Navi: Hey, Look at that, it's Link and a Chaser, and an angry mob, I'll say hello to all of them.

dead red
Chaser: you took the last twinkie prepare to die!

x-naut
Chaser: I'm not a nut!I'm a darknut!

Ezlo Nega
Chaser: ooooh it's a little boy! Come with me! Dont you want to play with me, Michael Jackson?
Link: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Bean
Chaser: Trick or treat!

BubbleButt
Chaser: Give me back my twinkie!

tony
Chaser:*starts humming theme from jaws*

flubberbag
Chaser:Come back here!I just want you to have a makeup contest with me.
Link:Huh??????????????????????????????????

star wars
(Link battling with the Chaser with the swords from star wars)(Link is hanging on one of the floors)
Chaser: You Link!you destroyed my father!
Link: No Chaser;I am your father...
Chaser: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gamerblossom
Chaser: That is the wrong shrubbery! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Link:*cringes* Okay, I'll go get another shrubbery!*runs*
Chaser:*chases after* Ni! Ni!

I_Flip_Vans
Chaser: Look out Link! I think the freaking fairy is trying to give you advise!

the K
Chaser: prepare for trouble!
navi: make it double!
Chaser: To protect the world from devistation.
Navi: to unite all peoples within our nation!!
Chaser:......wait. what comes next?
Navi: ...I don't remember. all well, this is stupid anyway. Lets just kill him.
Link: ....................*blinks*

dragon lord
Chaser:*singing* link, he come to town, he come to save,the princess zelda, ganon took her away, now the children dont play, but they will once link saves the day, HALELUJA!
link:AAAAHHH THAT HORRIBLE SINGING IS MELTING MY BRAIN!! IT BURNS!!! NAVI WHO IS THIS GUY???
navi: oh him, i hired him to be your theme song guy.
chaser:nowe link, fill up your hearts, so you can shoot your sword with power,and when your feeling all down the fairy will come around, so you be brave, and not a SISSY COWARD!*keeps going*

ZELDAFAN
Chaser:*eivillaugh* remember me

Erik
Chaser: So this I was walking down the street on the way to my podiatrist...hey come back here, I'm not done the story yet...
Link: Noooooo! Run away!

bowow
Chaser: hhhhhoooooooolllllllyyyyyyyyyyy cccccccccrrrrrrrraaaaaaaappppppppppppp tingle in a bikini!ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

weatingle0123
Chaser: oh...oh...tingle is a mierda.
Link:why you say it?,all know that'.

lord_of_all_dragons
Chaser: I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A WEDGIE SO BIG THAT IT'LL MAKE YOU EXPLODE!!!!

Ming_bang
Chaser: Stop him! he`s got my wallet!

heather_shumway
Chaser:i;ll get you you wait wahahahaha

rueyeet
Chaser: I want my two dollars!
(okay, I admit you gotta be OLD to get this one)

matt
Chaser: Another small boy for Ganon to uhh.. play with

newbkyng
Chaser:(in a Homer-like voice) I'll mace you good!

Ruto
Chaser:I will kill you! Link: Aw, man! Now I gotta change my pants AGAIN!!

splee
Chaser: ready or not, here i come!

earthwindfirwater
Chaser: I am a night who says neee!!!! Neee!!!
Link: No! Not a night who says neee!!! Run away!!!(thinking to himself)This seems oddly familiar.
Chaser: I will only let you go if you cut a tree down with a... herring!!!
Link: Wait a minute! Did you just see Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
Chaser: Maybe.(thinking to himself)Darn! He caught me!

clipper
Chaser: women and chasers first!

KokiriKid
Chaser: Hey, stop you bugger!

flubberbag 101
Chaser:I am the most briliant warrior.
Link:Then why do I see you're underpants named "mommy"?
Chaser:......

Midna
Chaser: What? my kinstones arent good enoughfor you?

The Wall
Narator:When Link quit his soft ball team the coach was very very mad.
Chaser: 30 LAPS BOY AND FOR EVERY TIME THAT FAIRY OF YOURS TALKS I'M ADDING 10 MORE!

Awkin
Chaser: Get out of the way, idiot! It's that '$*:"?' fairy AGAIN!

CourtneyRoss
Chaser: I want cake!

marioshi2006
Chaser: Come bask her, you owe me fiddy-nun dullah!

guyfarore
Chaser: No fair, I want that faerie, you already got full health!

Truthinite
Chaser:Wait up! you have those long legs and all i have is these little hoove feet!

Ryushi
Chaser: Hey. HEY!!! YOU DROPPED YOUR WALLET! -ooh 999 rupees. Score!

Joshua
Chaser: Wait! I didn't get your autograph!

Eevee
Chaser: Ha run all you'd like soon you shall grow tired and die!
Link: *slows down* Now where have I heard something like that before.
Fairy: Link if you wish live stop randomly listening to the idiot.

mewy04
Chaser: HEY MAN!! YOU DROPPED YOUR WALLET!!

forgotedenglish
Chaser: Wait!!
Link: What?
Chaser: Let me hit you five times so that you can use that fairy!

Dark_chaos
Chaser: Come back you little rat, I want to marry you
Link: Scream

Chaser102
Chaser:(singing)Bad boy bad boy watcha ya gonna do when they come for you.
Link:All i did was moon you, just a friendly joke right?

Megan
Chaser: If you can outrun me Than I'm really getting old!

Howl
Link:AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH he's after my Lucky Charms their magicly delious

windfaker
Chaser:your ugly!!!

kirby comix v2
Chaser:COME BACK!!!! I JUST WANT AN AUTOGRAPH!!!!

Random_Guy
Chaser: Give me back my portrait!
Link: So that's why he wears a helmet...

Kraken
Chaser: Wait, sir! you forgot your shoe

StormyD
Chaser: If that fairy says "Hey, listen!" one more time...!!

CrazyTriple8
Chaser: Heeere's JOHNNY!
Link: Have I seen this in a movie before?

Me!
Chaser: Stand Still! I need to crush you!

hylia hottie
Chaser: BWAHAHAH *cough cough* Man, I hate this darn cold!
Link: Hey, aren't cough drops?*points down a hallway*
Chaser: WHERE?!? *looks while Link takes takes off*
Chaser: He's gone, isn't he?

grit1412
Chaser: Come back here! I know you smashed that jar. Hey!

Vaati
Chaser: PLEASE! Wait up! My pants are chafing! Waah!
Link: Are you a Darknut or a rat?
Chaser: I DON'T KNOW! WAAAAH!

JP Junk
Chaser: GIVE ME YOUR BEEF TACOS!!!

legendary blue kitty
Chaser: Fear the ugliness of ME!!!
Link: NOOOOOO!!! Not the ugliness, the ultamate power *runs screaming like a girl*

Dekudentist
Chaser: Retreat, its HER!

rueyeet
Chaser: Nobody smashes pots in MY temple! Get back here, you little vandal!

no one
Chaser: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

CreepyEzlo
Chaser: *while Pscycho theme is playing* Gonna getcha gonna getcha

Linkyboi
Chaser: You need a new tunic...
Link: Why would I take fashion advice from a Chaser?
Chaser: Because this chaser can see your underpants.
Link: ^^;

Cheadar
Chaser: Here kity kity kity!
Link: NOT A KITTY!!!

Ice Cold
Chaser: Ha soon you shall have no where to run!
Link: Uh oh which way do we go Ms. Fairy?
Fairy: Don't look at me I don't know! Who do ya think I am my naggy aunti Navi?

Lil Lil
Chaser: Ha now I have you!
Navi:This way Link!
Link: *glances franticaly back and forth*
Navi:Hey listen!
Link: *throws himself at the chasers feet* KILL ME PLEASE!!!

Blaba
Chaser: Lets hug and sing the I love you song!
Navi: Link I officaly hate you.
Link: I didn't think he was gonna eat the Barney doll, and then come after us!
Navi: So what were you thinking?
Link:That he'd eat the doll and go after KERA.
Navi: This is worse than your idea to destroy Walmart!

Some girl
Chaser: NO RUNING IN THE HALLS!!!

Shadow Vaati
Chaser: HEY! KID! COME BACK!
Link: *runs into wall, crushing fairy*
Chaser: Did I witness the death of Navi?

Princess Zelda
Chaser: GIMME THE FAIRY!IT'S SHINY!!
Link: Sure! JUST DON'T KILL ME!!!!

Nabooru
Chaser: saying it in sarcasm) raaa I am harmless moblin oooo I`m soooooooooooo scary
Link:(really scared)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hah!
Chaser: hey! No need to get in front. It is just a concert. Wait you're Link! Come back here.

blahman
Chaser: You can run but you can't hide! There is a map on the top screen!

meg
Chaser: come back here! i only want to kill you!!!
Link: WHAT!!!
Navi: RUN RUN RUN!!!!!!!

Gufu
Chaser: LINK!!! Link! Link! Link! Link! Link! Link! Link!
Link: I swear, if he's one of those tabloid writers trying to make up stories about me, I'll...I'll...I'll EAT them!

Vaati
Link: Come, Navi! We must flee from this terrible place! (Runs off)
Chaser: Why does everyone run away from me? (Wets pants)

Gamefreak
Link: Run run run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'M THE GINGERBREAD MAN!
Chaser: What the heck are you talking about?

phantom will lose like any other time
Chaser: Hey you! You own my some money! Come back here! So you want trouble, huh? Don't TROUBLE THE KING OF KINGS! You are goiung to pay... with money or with toasted fairy.

mario
Chaser: wait! somebody stole my visa check card!

chelsea
Chaser: i'm telling mom!

squeekiedeekie
Chaser: can ya slow down... how am i supposed to tag you if you keep running?

Xyana the Arrow
Chaser: That is IT!! I am NOT letting you get away with throwing paper airplanes anymore, young man!
Link: I THOUGHT SPANKING IN SCHOOL WASN'T LEGAL ANYMORE!!!!
Navi: Hey...only in America...

Rob
Chaser: Come back here! I'm not done telling you about the time I...

CuteCheick374
Chaser: Faster! I am armed!
Link: This is my new training instructor? He carrys an axe, for crying out loud!
Fairy: He was the cheapest one I could find. Not my fault you didn't want to pay anything more.

rulerbraker
Chaser: Uf!someone smelling bad!did you go to the bathroom today?
Link:OF COURSE NOT!
Chaser:(Ill tell everyone that Tingle doesn't bath!)

Zelda
Chaser: First one to the fairy gets to decide who to kill who!

zELDAFreaj
Chaser: *sings Beatles song* Oooh, I need your love babe, just like I need you...
Link: O_O

Din
Chaser: Halt fiend! I want to stab the Navi first!

Voldie
Chaser: Budabum-budabum-udabumbumbum etc.
Link:Will you stop?
Chaser: Quiet oaf, you must listen to the Doomsday song of Hyrule heros, ahem- Buda-
Link: But, but I'm not a hero, just a boy who can't put on his pants like the rest of his ancestors! Or girl! You wont hurt a girl would you?!
Chaser: Hurt Are you kidding?! I wouldn't HURT a girl, I would take her to my place!
Link: Help me Earthlings across cyberspace, HELP!!!!

Navi
Chaser: You there! STOP!!!!! Ugh, I'm too old for this crap...

Denise
Chaser: Darn my arthiritus!

trouble
Chaser: Good news and bad news. The bad news is that you wont stop running. good news is that i saved 15% on my chasing insurance by switching to Geico!!
Link thinking:I wish i could play the caption game with the fat lady drinking milk..RIGHT NOW!!

demon
Chaser: let go of my eggos!!

Remgirl
Chaser: THAT'S RIGHT YOU BETTER RUN YOU!!
Link:*thinking* Wow, and all I did was say hi to a complete stranger and already I'm running down the hallway sreaming for mercy.

JEFF
Chaser: I AM LOTHAR!!! KING OF THE HILL PEOPLE

keel
Chaser: HEY SAHARA! LOOKIN' HOT TODAY!

MAHANA!!
Chaser: I'm telling you! I'm NOT Michael Jackson! I just...like little boys in tights...*giggle giggle

Bill
Link wonders if the smell that suddenly appeared was him or not. The gradual change in music confirmed his hopes.

JrP
Chaser: Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of a Hylian!

Areylynn
Chaser: I blow my nose in your general direction!

Mrs. Tingle
Chaser: Hehehe I got you now, Link!
Link: Oh, no! My nightmare has come true!!

Kai the Pretty Princess
Chaser: GIVE ME BACK MY PUDDING YOU THIEF.
Link: But I'm Robin Hood!

SwordKing
Chaser: HEY! Where's your hall pass?

Saria-chan
Chaser: There can be only one!

Magnus Von Grapple v2.0
Chaser: NONE SHALL PASS!!!
Link: I have no quarl with you, good sir Chaser, but I must cross.
Chaser: For confusing my gender, THOU SHALL DIE!!!
Link and Navi: eep

woppedoo
Chaser: GRAHH!!!
Link: NAVI! Did you REALLY have to say "big dumb and ugly as sin" for a discription so LOUD!?
Navi: Hey! It's not MY fault he can't handle the truth!

curious
Chaser: We'll see who's gonna be shorter than a gopher after I'M done with you!
Link:SORRY!SORRY!SORRY!SORRY!SORRY!SOOORRRRYY!
Fairy:thinking:the future looks bright...

max
Chaser: Yep, this is my life. Sad, isn't it?

possessed waffle
Chaser: What's the matter? All I wanted to do was show you my Wii.

Anju
Chaser: (singing) I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha!One way or another!

Animerican
Chaser: Thought you could sneak behind me and parry like you could to Brother Darknut, eh? Apparently, that control scheme couldn't fit into this game, so you're out of luck, kid.
Link: O Rly?
Chaser: Ya Rly!
Link: Crap! *jazzy chase music ensues*

Kathryne
Chaser: We will, we will ROCK YOU, SOCK YOU, PICK YOU UP AND DROP YOU, FLUSH YOU DOWN THE TOILET, HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!
Link: wtf?

Grumper
Chaser: I JUST WANT A HUG!

Lokes
Chaser: I'm goanna getcha, getcha, Getcha real gooooot. Me goanna getcha getcha....
Link: Why the hell is he chasing me while singing that Shanie twain whatshernameagain song?

Somin
Chaser: C'mon, it won't hurt *NAVINAVINAVINAVINAVINAVINAVINAVINAVI* much.....only *NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVIIIIIIIIIIIIII* much

NaviHater
Chaser: Let's kill her Link!
Link: For all the times she annoyed me!
Navi: Maybe I shouldn't have warned Link about the gilloteen while I had the chance to become free...

Doomed
Chaser/Tingle: Wait! Come back! Tingle will sell you maps!
Link: Run!
Fairy: He's going to eat me!

mr. flachenheiner
Chaser: HEY KID COME BACK HERE!!!!! I STILL OWE YOU THE RASPBERRIES!!!!!!!
Navi: HEY LISTEN he's getting closer!!! LOOK there's a cave you can hide in!!!!!
Link:*crying* What did I ever do to upset the goddesses?
Chaser:YOU SHALT HAVE THE RASPBERRIES!!!!!!

Just Plain STUPID
Chaser: I LOVE FOLLOW THE LEADER!!! Can I be stalked next?
Fairy: Joy...

Luke
Chaser: I'll teach you to spy on me in the bathroom!!
Link: Wasn't my fault! Navi led me to the wrong room.

nerdyb
Chaser: WAIT!does this armor make me look fat?!I NEED AN ANSWER!!

ryebud258
Chaser: come back here tingle!!!!!
link:i'm not tingle...
chaser: i know you are because your wearing green tights!!!!

bobby jack
Chaser: for the last time....LEGGO MY EGGO!!!

Some Guy
Chaser: Mmmm... roast Link...

HH
Chaser: *singing* I'm gonna survive, I'm gonna survive, hey HAAAAA!
Link: This ain't Chicken Little.

Darth Paul
Chaser: gimme back my lunchmoney you bully!!!

goobfisjy is i
Chaser: Look out, you dolt! You're about to walk into a wall! Oh, this ain't going to be pretty . . .

Maki
Chaser: -does fan girl scream- OMG its like LINK! Get him! -more chaser come and do the fan girl scream-
Link: Hopefully this time they wont catch and take my paints...like they did last time. AHHHHHH

Richard Hinman
Chaser: NO! WAIT! COME BACK LITTLE LEPERKAHN!

Sun Rider
Chaser: I thought I told you to stay out of our clubhouse!

Inferno
Chaser: Aww come on man, I've been trapt down in this dungeon for centuries, i just want some lovin'!
Link: Crap, fairy is he still coming?
Fairy: Ya huh
Link @#%$

Dekudentist
Chaser: Link its a dead end!
Link: Oh crap.
Navi: *snigger*
Chaser: Woohooo!

ZeLdAfReAk
Chaser: Revenge, you killed my whole family, including my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great granfather!!!!!

Devias
Chaser: I want my nose back!!!
Link: It's still there, it was just a joke!
Chaser:MY NOSE!!!!!!!!!

HH
Chaser: IT'S LINK!!!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!
Link: What *pant* is *pant* he *pant* doing?
Navi: RUN! SHE'S A FAN!
Link: SHEEE!?!

Galasung
Chaser: Give me back the free prize from my box of Triforce Flakes!

Kevin
Chaser: HEY KID!!!!!! KID!!!!!! KID!!!!!!! THE ONE WITH THE GREEN, FUNKY HAT!!!! COME BACK!!! HEY KID!!!!! YOU LEFT YOUR RUPEE BAG BEHIND!! I'LL GIVE IT BACK IF YOU STOP RUNNING!! K-KID!! HEY! GEEZ...

UseABelt
Chaser: Uhhhhhhhhhh...You uhh...forgot something.WHAT!!!!ARE THESE...TIGHTS!?!!
Link:OH MY GOSH!!!So that's where they went!To think i had to cover myself with my shield!Wow, thanks!
Chaser: Uhhh...No problem,can we fight now?
Link:*slips tights on*Yeah we can.Why do they always fall off???

MagmarFire
Chaser: C'mere, boy!
Link: Why do heroes ALWAYS get the girls...!?

Ketchup
Chaser: OMG....not only does Nintendo humiliate me by letting link, a guy much younger than me, defeat me, but they also decided to make me as tall as him and put the fairy in too? What is this world coming to?
Link: Hey navi ya wanna go watch Inuyasha?
Navi: I love that show!
Chaser: Nooooooooo! May I come watch too?

Hi no Seijin
Chaser: Wait! You dropped you wallet!

Crane
Chaser: Come back here and give me back my too too! I mean give me back my nintendo DS!

T3HM00nBabyz
Chaser: *singing* Link...I got you Link...
Link: I don't know what's more annoying... the annoying fairy leading me in circles, or that guy's singing...
Fairy: Left! Up! Right! Down!
Chaser: I'll get you my pretty... and your little Navi too!
Link: *is torn in deciding the winner of the "Quit being so annoying, idiot" award

the LINK crew
Chaser: *danger music* I'm gonna getcha........I'm gonna getcha.....

Shadowfire
Chaser: I'll teach you to try and steal my new Nintendo Wii!

zelda
Chaser: come on i'll kil you, you fool!

Tom
Chaser: Come back here, you shot me!
Link to Navi: Come back here, you made me miss!
Navi to wall: Come back here! I want a hug!!

G-maaan
Chaser: Wakka wakka wakka

qsaqsa
Chaser: if you continue to run your contract will be destroyed!

nerdyb
Chaser: ILL KILL YOU FOR MAKING ME MISS LAST WEEKS CAPTION GAME!!!!!

Prime 2.0
Chaser: Bad boys bad boys, what'chya gonna do when they come for you?

NLink
Chaser: Gaze upon my completly unoriginal name and tremble!

anghan
Chaser: how dare you made out with my, HOW DARE YOU!!!

Dude
Chaser: Stay away from my wife!

DarkZelda
Chaser: Link! Don't run! I really am your father!
Link: Thaa's why I am running!

KC
Chaser: Chaser behind me, Navi before me. I HATE this temple!

The Sage of Nothing!
Chaser: YOU STUPID FAIRY! GIMME THOSE RUPEES YOU STOLE FROM ME! AND NONE OF THAT "HEY" OR "WATCH OUT" CRAP!

GerudoGal
Link: my! what big ears you have!
Chaser: *in mimicing tone* my! what a big MOUTH you have! sheesh....

someone you don't know
Chaser: stop! slow down! I cant run that fast! ...........*pants* i thought a tree wouldnt be that fast. hey, joe, switch me. i'm gettn tired.
conductor: CUT

Trevor
Chaser: Wait I need your autograph. Make it to your chaser, Sylvester.
Link:???
Chaser: It's a common name. *whispers* in my mind.

Princess of Kito Village
Chaser: Haah! I know that you are link. YWill you sign my autograpgh book?

JOE
Chaser: Come back here with my Juicy Fruit!!!!!

link909
Chaser: hey. have you seen my car keys

tpg1989
Chaser: Run run run, as fast as you can, you cant catch me, IM A HYLIAN MAN!

pappa
Chaser: Let pappa hold you!
Link:*runs more faster*
Chaser:But,I just wanted a hug!

djsn
Chaser: This are Tingle brains? ...strange...
Link:TINGLE HAS NO BRAINS!
Chaser:BUT THAT VWAS MY DINNER!!!!

Link
Chaser: Hey Link!remember you have to give me 1000000 dollars!
Link:(DON'T TELL ANYBODY I GIVE IT TO TINGLE!)

Volvagia*
Chaser: Come back with that shipment of beer!!!
Link: It's my beer now!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Noah
Chaser: ALL HEROS BACK TO THE EVIL JAR!!!!*for some reason, Vaati shows up*
Chaser: LET HEROS GO, NOW ALL EMOS INTO THE EVIL JAR!!!
Link: Finally, someone to take my place.
Vaati: NOT FAIR!! You were after LINK.... not "poor old Vaati the emo"

lol
Chaser: Guess what Link? I'm IT!!!!!

<>
Chaser: I'have not be reading"chaser books!.
Link:they are the rage,or not?

HH
Chaser: uuui...this tastes like melmans and cuccos.
Link:stop fooling me!

Zelda Freek
Chaser: I swear I'll get my revenge because of what you did!! I will not be satisified until you are dead!!
Link: And all I did was take his cookie...

Monica
Chaser: (sings guns & roses song)OOOOOh sweat child of mIIIIne!
Link:....Does it have anything to do with me?

Jack
Chaser: Silly Hylian, Trix are for kids!