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That Toaru villager is hitting the bottle (of milk) pretty hard. What's she saying?

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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)

Liam
Woman: I hope this stuff really does un-glue my eyelids

Billy
Woman: NOw get a life time suply of milk for jsut 5 easy payments of 19.95 thats under 100 rupees! Wait theres more.....

Rachelle
Woman: When ever i have a big dinner of gargoyle toes i get really thirsty

Hyrule Girl
Woman: I'm warning you, the last person to call me the ugliest stepsister was Puss in Boots... and look at him now.

Zeldafan232323
Woman: *sigh* That's it! You've been drinking ALL day! It's time for me to take away your milk, mister!

zac
Woman: I swear, this thing does taste like cat pee...

Cyrus
Woman: (sings)Milk, Milk my shirt's made of silk, I am Queen, the Queen of Milk.

crimson ryu
Woman: Is milk supposed to be this yellow and watery?

LINK
Woman: This is a 100% cat mil err... I mean cow milk. Yhea... cow milk

SSC2
Woman: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU MADE HAMBURGERS!!

Link
Woman: They said this would help me enter the sumo championships!! now theyve gone too far!!

DrunkenSquirrel
Woman: Buy some freshly, erm.. fresh milk made in 2000 BC yes!

Cat (thinking) :?! wait a second...

Link: why am i looking in 3rd person? ill take 10!

Kaiser
Woman: So you think this is better? Guess what it's not.

Myre
Woman: Next time, tell me the cork's still in the bottle!

ernichkinz
Woman: now you can get milk in your link happy meals! BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH IM LOVIN IT!

LJ
Woman: <sings> Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea...

natu
Woman: bar tender, this milk is stron...*falls to the floor*

michael
Woman: ay link dis stuffs prety good ......... whered you get it.........?

Andrew
Woman: Drink this and you will look like me!

julianbravo
Woman: argh! they said that this milk would make me lose weight.

redwall619
Woman: A cat was drinking my milk

Blah Master
Woman: Here have some baby puke I-I mean...milk! Have some of this milk! Don't mind the smell!

anon
Woman: ha ha ha! and they say im mad! eh mr twinkles... what was that?

Richy
Woman: Give me more milk or I'll hurt you, you cat!!! *says softly: "You stupid cat!"*

lulu
Woman: milk, why are you hitting yourself

Impa
Woman: Open darnit!

michelle
Woman: why is there black stuff at the bottom i didnt get chocolate milk.. WAITOR!

Jon
Woman: Hmm this milk appears to have gone off.........here you go.

curious
Woman: I swear to drunk I'm not God! "Hich!"

Trevor
Woman: Stupid cat get away from my milk.

dekou
Woman: *glug glug* that milk was obviously second class poisoooooooooooooo *faints*

wobble
Woman: *gurgle* *giggle* *burp* ahh.... that's better.

nayrute
Woman: stupid milk why are you hitting yourself

ben
Woman: want to buy a bottle of milk? wait! Don't leave. my mole on my forehead isn't that ugly, is it?

PinkLink
Woman: bar tender, there's a fly in my milk.

Alexandra
Woman: Here's to Daisy,hic* that cow just can't keep out of the winery... hic*

timmy22
Woman: hehehe im soooo drunk hehehe! whats in this milk anyways?

Korind
Woman: Well, I find it works. Lost 35 pounds already. What's that you say? Oh, no! Not me, the cat.

michelle
Woman: milk builds strong bones kids now unless you want the green mold of doom to eat you drink some!

Rachelle
Woman: this milk is so sour it makes my face look all funny.

Robert
Woman: Hic! I-I love you!

Robbie
Woman: My cat always coughs up more hairballs than usual whenever he drinks this much...hmm...

ji
Woman: You put too much nose shrinking potion in my milk.

L-Mac
Woman: Wanna buy some coke, i mean milk?

Jacob
Woman: let me drink this worn out milk...........Barf

ernie
Woman: When you turn into a wolf you would probably get thirsty here you go, cheers!

Kuresuten
Woman: W-whaddya mean you can geet druuunk on miiiiilk...? Has that tunic always been yellow? And why does my cat look like this giant zit on my forehead?

Clipper
Woman: Got Milk?

Ryuwind23
Woman: what? this milk? o, thats........uh-oh, the expriatoin date was on the frist day of ocarina of time, "Property of Link"......

Ezlo
Woman: all your bottles of milk are belong to the fat lady

Marie
Woman: This milk can replenish life! Why do you think the cats around here are known to have nine lives?

Animerican
Woman: What? You'll only have Lon-Lon milk? Well, erm...cat's milk is just as good and healthy, you know! Wanna see what it's done for my build?

Zeldamaster
Woman: I Gotta pee really bad

Amaryllis
Woman: (hic) Whaddya mean, (hic) sumbunny spiked the milk? (hic) (giggle) Come on an' have a drink, buddy-boy!

Elflord
Woman: I- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ *hic* ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Makar
Woman: Milk...It does a body good.

tpg1989
Woman: mwhuhaha... Im not even going to be in the final version of the game!

Frank
Woman: Seriously. This isn't my cats nipple milk. I swear. So how bout it,ill give ya a discount. *cough*

Master
Woman: I got 20,000 Dollars on lipo suction and her aliitle bit

megan
Woman: Oh my this bottle of milk is fun to hit!!

Natilie
Woman: oh wow this bottle of milk is old and expired I can't drink it! so i have no milk!

michelle
Woman: got milk?

Princess
Woman: I'm just trying to "milk" my diet!

Liam
Woman: I hope this stuff really does un-glue my eyelids

Kilafer
Woman: Nothing better then getting drunk off milk..... here have some more.

sally
Woman: 99 bottles of milk on the wall. 99 bottles of milk!! you take 1 down, pass it around, 98 bottles of milk on the wall!!!!

iceryu66
Woman: My cat says its gone bad? What do you think?

tpg1989
Woman: Heh, heh, heh. I think im strong! Heh, heh, heh..

Master
Woman: These cows better keep it coming all night. I'm going to make the Guiness Hyrule Records of it kills me... or the cows. Kill the cows.

Cyb309
Woman: Hey ther big boy..how about a drink?

Jack
Woman: I'll tell you when I've had enough!