The Caption Game

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Thinking that he has captured Link, a Moblin instead manages to grab hold of one of Link's bombs, falling for an elaborate trap. What does Moblin say in reaction?


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The Best of the Bunch!

Darth
Moblin: Somebody set us up the bomb!

Valorah
Moblin: Ooh! A huge black jawbreaker! This is my favourite candy! And it even has a candle in it! But it's not my birthday. But that's mighty thoughtful of Link, anyway!

SKLink
Moblin: Will I ever find true love? *shakes it* Damn you magic 8 ball, Answer!

The Submissions

ZeldaX
Moblin: Sweet Mother of Pearl!

George
Moblin: I'm so angry I could EXPLODE!!!

Danny
Moblin: I didnt know link was that small...WAIT A MINUTE, what the(KABOOM)!!!!!!

Zelda
Moblin: Its a shame to be owned by inferior weaponry *sigh*

someone
Moblin: hmm, i seem to have found a bomb...

teengotenks
Moblin: oooh pretty light!

Jeremy
Moblin: Damn!I wanted to live a little bit longer...........I was going bowling Tuesday

Velkku
Moblin: Holy Crap!

brian
Moblin: uh oh better think of a idea soon.

Choco
Moblin: Well excuuuse me, princess.

Shelby
Moblin: "Man, Im STARVING! While my friends are out ransacking stores, ill just have a bite to eat" (Hehehehe , those stupid heads are really missing out!)....

joseph
Moblin: Oooooooooooh it's a big pretty black ball, ¿what is it, link?
Link: Just use a little fire.

Garnet
Moblin: HELP ME IM DIEING

Robert
Moblin: I got you Link I got you OH!!!! I seem to have dropped my glasses.

Tom
Moblin: Mmmm, looks tasty

Mo
Moblin: HAHAHA!!! Now i've got you...o... not again...BoOoOmM!!!

ryan
Moblin: yes!!! I ca-?!? hun??? uh-oh!!! LINK, YOUVE BEEN TURNED INTO A BOWING BALL!!! No wait, who cares. well not me. i like it, it shiney!!!

Matthew
Moblin: Is this really Link? ooooohhhhh. IT'S A BIRTHDAY BOMB!! YAY YA- WAIT A MINUTE-?

Aadil
Moblin: Huh, what's this? its a... HOLY- BOOOOOM!

Jackie
Moblin: You know.. its our first date and all, but, do you think we could just.. can I give you a kiss? *bomb explodes* (Not a conclusion to that italic post thing, but hey! :P too bad) Alright, alright, I guess I WAS moving a little too fast..

Korin
Moblin: This ain't going to blow, is it?

Bob
Moblin: OH NO!!! I heard that these things explode!! Run away from the uhh, whats it called? Uhhh, *BOOM*

Josh
Moblin: WOW!! a bomb! I've always wanted one! What will i name him? Or is it a she? Oh well, I must name it. Uhh, uhhhhhhhhhh, *BIG BOOM* ow. HEY!! Powder! I need to name it! *Ganon walks in the room, and slaps the moblin*

nanaw
Moblin: Wow! This is one really, really round candle. Hey why is the thingy that keeps the candle lit still going is dissapearing faster than usual???

Nalos
Moblin: Well, Link you were always known for your firey and explocave temper.... But why does your head get all black when you're mad?

liliduh
Moblin: Well, I'll be damned. CURSE YOUR HOT POTATO SKILLS!

Holly
Moblin: So... Sparkley! Can't... See... Because of the sparkles... I only see dots... Sparkl-- *BOOM*

Cheeto
Moblin: Ah ha i got you now you cant exape from me now!.............Oops this is one of lnks bombs not link............BOOOOM!

Sora
Moblin: I wish I hadnt done that....ITS GOING TO BlOW!!!!

Nathaniel
Moblin: I know it's a bomb but it's so shiny.

CRIMSONRYU
Moblin: Wait a minute, that link seems different somehow, I just can\'t put my finger on it?

MORA
Moblin: WHAT this? Is this a head or a bomb I do not have a clue what Is It.

JONATHAN
Moblin: OH OH I'M IN DANGER

WarriorRick
Moblin: AIEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cissi
Moblin: hey this bomb aint link????!! can you get it off me???!!ahhh???!!

sha
Moblin: hey link thanks for the birthday cake

dingy
Moblin: yummy..a bomb.

bob
Moblin: not again

Kelsey
Moblin: What the--? This is the Hylian surprise? Waiter! *BOOM*

Aaron
Moblin: What is this thing?!

Marin
Moblin: Why do I have to time how long it takes a bomb to go off?

gleep
Moblin: Let's go have a fun, family style dinner at a Country Buffet near you for a homestyle All-American meal. It's all you can eat, and at a great price too! Yes, that's right, you could really call it "the bomb"! See you there!

Dager
Moblin: Wait! Come back! You dropped this...thing!

SSC2
Moblin: Uh oh...

Amanda
Moblin: Hey what this....It's a bomb get it away from me!!!! What? It's glued?????

Rem
Moblin: what doz this thing do.

Linkgal
Moblin:What the hell....? Link, why is your hair black?

Michelle
Moblin: oooooooohhh so shiney... so.. shiney... it's shiney....... ya

Wyndisis
Moblin: Hey? What the crap! I thought I told you hand me my purple bowling ball!

Luke
Moblin: why, thanks for this gift Link. What is it?
Link: you'll see ( runs off into the distance)

Andre
Moblin: Haha, I got you now Link! Now what are ya gonna do? How shall I kill you?, I'm gonna EAT YOU HAHAHA

Mido
Moblin: I'd heard that Link had a short fuse, but this is ridiculous!

Dirge
Moblin: It's just what I've always wanted.

Jack
Moblin: Why Link, your head is so round and sparkly!


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