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As a pack of Ganon's minions rampage through a town, one of the Moblins shouts at the townsfolk. What is he saying?

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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)

Neith
Moblin: Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!

Cameron
Moblin: WHERE'S MY DAILY TRIBUTE OF PIES AND RUBBER DUCKIES!!!

Anonomous
Moblin: I got to cut down on the carbs!!

Hockey11
Moblin: No more Mr. Nice puppy

Flamen
Moblin: Oogidi Boogidi!!

Master
Moblin: AY!!! yuor not Pamila Anderson

nami
Moblin: This is the last time i try to capture a girl with pepper spray!!!

jon
Moblin: Lunch-eh Munch-ehs!

King
Moblin: Why did master Ganon ask us to attack the breadmaster?

Loki
Moblin: Move out the way lady I have a bladder problem.

ben
Moblin: time to kill the people with machine guns, oh wait, machine guns aren't invented yet.

khb
Moblin: I need a new diaper!!!!

Tom
Moblin: Move it or lose it, lady!

Zelda
Moblin: MOVE!!! We must do our daily bows to the great princess Zelda.

Logan
Moblin: BUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Impa
Moblin: I want my pink dress and bonnet back, and you made me break a frickin' nail! Now you must die!

a
Moblin: kill kill all !!!

Raven
Moblin: Grrr har har har FOOD!!!!!!!!!!

blaze
Moblin: NO!YOU MAY NOT HAVE THE LAST NICK MAGAZINE!!!

Karigan
Moblin: I said I wanted orange juice!

zimshady
Moblin: Mom, this is between me and and the big guy!! I don't need your help!! Stop fussing over me all the time!!

Marin
Moblin: WHERE ARE THE COOKIES!?!?!?!?!?!?

kaileyharold
Moblin: born free as free as the wind blows.

Alexandrea
Moblin: Regulators!!!!

Kirbyfancobra
Moblin: Mom, I'm home! Oh, and I brought a couple of friends with me. Is that okay?

Zach
Moblin: Red, Red, RED!! I hate red!!

michelle
Moblin: hey this is better than cake! but pie is better than cake.

Elflord
Moblin: Outta the way! I'm gonna miss my flight!

Iceryu66
Moblin: "Hulk Smash"

fakemp90
Moblin: HEY! Get outta the way! i gotta go to the bathroom!

KY
Moblin: See, I can be as bad as I want, 'cause I had Quiznos earlier.

Dirge
Moblin: Rawr!

Darker
Moblin: GET BACK HERE!I WANT TO LOOK LIKE A PIG VERSION OF KING KONG RUNING AROUND WITH YOU IN MY HAND!!!

Korind
Moblin: Look at me when I'm speaking to you!

vertigo1
Moblin: COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!

Jon
Moblin: NONE DARE CALL ME UGLY!!!! THE LAST ONE TO CALL ME UGLY IS ON THE FLOOR BEHI......CORRECTION NOW ON THE BOTTOM OF MY FOOT!!!!!

Hotaru
Moblin: Here Moblin!

someone
Moblin: have u seen my dog???

sally
Moblin: u broke my nail??!!!! all shall die!!!!!

Kitty
Moblin: HEY PRETTY LADY WHAT YO NAME?!?!

Master
Moblin: I need a kidney transplant! Sign up now! Donate every day!

Darth
Moblin: Your making us angry. YOU WONT LIKE US WHEN WERE ANGRY!

Ryuwind23
Moblin: DUDE! YOU STOLE MY JUCIYFRUIT!!!!!

Zeldamaster
Moblin: All your base are belong to us.

Jack
Moblin: TOWN GO SMASH.