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While Link does battle with the deadly plant monster, the vile fiend he is attempting to destroy sees fit to interject with something. What does it say?

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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)

John
Monster: Remember all those magic beans you planted? Well guess what...

Falcon
Monster: Huh? Some guy named Sauron already has the flame-colored contact? Rats! I wanted to be unique and I paid a fortune for these!

Vilya
Monster: You\'d look like this, too, if you spent all your time in the dank darkness!

Jon
Monster: have you seen david?..... can you take me to david? I miss david. I love david. (link hacks it off at the neck). no link i'll break.

Pieter
Monster: What makes you think I'm staring at you?

daniel
Monster: umm... link.. you have some spinach in your teeth

Lina
Monster: oh..I.......*DEEP GROWL* wish i were an oscar meyer wiener! that is what id truely like to be! and if i were an oscar meyer wiener! then everybody'd be in love with meee!! ......

LJ
Monster: Wow! You're NOT Cel-Shaded...

Joe
Monster: Granny, is that you! WOW! Have you been working out?

Clipper
Monster: Looks like i'm gonna get my butt kicked again.... I really need to get a better job!

Liam
Monster: GAHH! DO YOU HAVE A TIC-TAC ON YOU?

T.o.P.
Monster: Wazzup!

mmmmm
Monster: man how does he fit all that crap in his pocket i mean boomerangs,swords,rupies,lanterns,ocarinas,masks,that HUGE biggoron sword and all that other crap?

Ben
Monster: link! Didn't I tell you to get the rock out of my eye.
Link: open your mouth and I'll get it out

Lizzy
Monster: Can you see me now?

Crazi
Monster: Link, wait! I am actually Zelda, but Ganon turned me into this. Please help me!
Link: Seriously?
Monster: No. RAAAAARGLH!

Lavasage
Monster: Look, I told you there isn't a bathroom in my dungeon! Go use a tree or have an axident already!.... To late, you got pee on my floor! For that I will kill you!

Jared
Monster: Blaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhh!

tina
Monster: eewwww a human monster.

dhst
Monster: ahh you got me you meanie

Jennifer
Monster: If you think this parts ugly, you should see the other end.

Tom
Monster: You should see me in August. That's when I REALLY start to bloom!

Georgee
Monster: Peek-a-boo!!

G.T.
Monster: If you think pulling me away from a window and neglecting to water me is my weakness, think again!

Toshiro
Monster: My mom always used to tell me to 'eat my humans, they\'ll put color in my tendrils'

Master
Monster: Im not gonna attack you, The only reason why im like this is because im having my period and this week has been hell

Frank
Monster: KYaAA! It seems the military is finally making edible little green men.This could anger doctor phil.

Korind
Monster: You got a Large Eye! Use it with (C) and something might happen... On the Select Item Subscreen, you can set it to (<), (v) or (>).

Raxad
Monster: you know, my eye doesn't really taste that good

Helios
Monster: i seee yoouuu

blaze
Monster: Subscribe to Nick Magazine or die!!!

chris
Monster: Link, I am your father.

link's
Monster: achoo!!!!...(sweez me)

Crambert
Monster: Who's your daddy!

chris
Monster: Link,I am your father.

Darth Citrus
Monster: "So Mr Bond, we meet again!"

Darker
Monster: Look at me!I can lick peaple with my eye!!

!!!
Monster: Eek! A Hylian!

Aaron
Monster: Grandma, what big... eye you have.

Miguel
Monster: Do I have something in my eye?

rockmanx
Monster: ow theres something stuck in my eye could you get it it out
Link: why do i get all the wierdos on my shift

Jackie
Monster: Um, link.. you might want to pull up your pants now..

Sinn
Monster: How dare you disturb me, now you'll pay!

lily
Monster: aww, you look like you need a hug!

Animerican14
Monster: Oi, kid- check to see if I have pinkeye or something, will ya?

james
Monster: looketh at my eye!

Ryan
Monster: i shall kill thoueth thyse moment!

LIKE
Monster: GET ME A CONTACT LENS THEN COME BACK!

Phil
Monster: Would you like a cup of Tea?

Ben
Monster: Wow!!! You're so well drawn!!!

Leah
Monster: You got any Clear Eyes drops? Just look at my poor eye!

Denise
Monster: You see people, this is what you get when you drink that energy drink 'Monster'...

Ryuwind23
Monster: Is that MY green hat?!

Tracey
Monster: Peekaboo!

Tulip
Monster: You're disrupting my act of Photosynthesis!! I'm only half way through the Calvin Cycle!

SITH
Monster: COOL! ARE THOSE YU-GI-OH! CARDS? CAN I HAVE SOME?

Princess
Monster: Did you bring me my Weed n' Feed? There are some nasty Dandilions aroung here!

Marie
Monster: I am your father!

pastaloft87
Monster: UGGGGGHHH! YOU LOOK LIKE PETER PAN!

Cam
Monster: Why bother? You'll kill me and i'll come back the next day, and then you'll do the same all over again...

linxhot
Monster: why aren't you wearing that thing i gave u???

Umar
Monster: What joo looking at?

Dr. Q
Monster: This is bad.. I just ate my eye..

????
Monster: Now I can see my chewed food.

Blizrun
Monster: I spy with my little eye...

Kilafer
Monster: WOW sixteen years old and you still don't have a moustache

Nami
Monster: Mwahahahahaha! The only thing that can defeat me is weed killer! And I HIGHLY doubt that you have that! Mwahahahhah!

harry
Monster: over hyrule there is a dark magic

hardware
Monster: Your eyes feel sleepy... close them and obey me

Gamemaster
Monster: die hero of time

Ford
Monster: Link, you have the brighest blue eyes I've ever seen!

insert
Monster: Don't come so close, even my last meal can see you.

King
Monster: Hahaha! I shall destroy you! After my nap.
Link: Another nap? Just kill me now! I'm impatient! I go crazy! SDASIFUAJFUDF!

sally
Monster: with these new contacts nothing's impossible!!

Kirbyfancobra
Monster: Okay, this time you hide and I'll seek.

michelle
Monster: the matrix has you neo
Link: but im link and quoteing the matrix is low.

Elflord
Monster: Is that a limited edition Princess Zelda Barbie doll? I have to see that!

Cameron
Monster: Does my contact lens make me look ugly?

zeldamaster
Monster: You KILLED MY BROTHER.... oooo preetty green

tpg1989
Monster: AHHH! A TWO EYED MONSTER!

Jack
Monster: I see you!