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While doing battle with a flying Octorok, Link is taunted by the monster. What does the Octo yell at Link as it attacks?
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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)
Evilbob
Octorok: Neyooowww! *makes various helicopter impersonations* Where's the airwolf theme music? I have it on my MP3 player somewhere!
LINK: Aren't you meant to kill me?
Octorok: Not until I fing my theme song!
Geek of Death
Octorok: FEAR ME!
Link: Cyclos did the tornado thing better in Wind Waker
Idiot
Octorok: Vaati gas attack!
Animerican
Octorok: Yesh, leetle Navi...deestract dhat unsushpecting boy with your annoyingness...then I shall shwoop down from deh heavens and poop like no being's evah pooped before!
Aryll
Octorok: Hey,kid! I just saved 15 % on my car insurence by switching to Geico!
Marita
Octorok: See? This is what happens when you don't eat your greens. S'right, you'd better run!
SwordKing
Octorok: ~Somewhere... Over the rainbow..~
Tim
Octorok: Look out below!!
bomberman
Octorok: Look!this is the red zone!I hate those that like the blue Tektites!
Link:My bomb ,that's really blue;COMPLETELY BLUE,WITHOUT ANY OF THE COLOR RED!YA IM BLUE!!!;WHY DO THE COLOR RED IS NOW?!
Octorok:Ya ill kill you up!*we interrump this scene because this is doing Matrix stuff that is no avaible for the kids or the fans of blue color**if you are 1 of them*DON'T SEE!*
Link:OMG!
goobfishy is i
Octorok: Um . . . throwing bombs at me isn't helping me get out of this tornado . . . help?
Anju
Octorok: "Got any Aspirin?I have a humungous headache from spinning."
Link:"Yep.I'll go and get it from my cabinet.It's next to the Barbie toothpaste!"
The Wall
Octorok: Ha now I'm less pixalated than the main character!
Link: *cries* IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!! I WANTED TO BE SMEXY LIKE THE DUDE IN THE MANGA!!! *runs off crying*
Octorok: *sighs* Not again.
Fairy: Thanks a lot now I gotta get life insurance on him again!
Denise
Octorok: If they wanted me to look like an evil mastermind, they wouldn't have given an octopus a tornado...
Dekudentist
Octorok: Tra-la-la ballet.
mr. flachenheiner
Octorok: EVERYBODY, POLKA!!!!!
Wakefield
Octorok: Somebody please turn this thing off
Link: Hold on I'll go get someone.
Jaho
Octorok: Remmember youre a womble.
tfu
Octorok: I just want a hug.
xzzxzzxz
Octorok: run from me yes now i can use the bathroom
link1 link2 link3
Octorok: Ill crush you srimp!
Chaos control
Octorok: (singing)'I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky.'
Link:(running)'You cannot sing. The pain!'
Zade Orthan
Octorok: hey i think i see Dragon Roost Island
Link says under his breath: if only i had my bow
Kai the Pretty Princess
Octorok: wheeeee! i wil get joo wit mi masta powahz of teh ebil
Link: Pfft. Noob.
LinkFreak USA
Octorok: I need an adult!!! MOMMY!!!
Octorok: I AM an adult and I AM your mommy!!!
Link: AAAAAAHHHH!!!! -becomes an octorok-
600m'th funnygirl
Octorok: Did you know that you're invited to my birthday?
Link:Why would I go to an evil person's birthday?
Ryushi
Octorok: WHOA! I didn't know I could do that!
Guy man
Octorok: you can fly you can fly you can fly you can fly.
Link: sounds like a song from peter pan.
ZinnZora
Octorok: Stand still!! I'm getting dizzy when you run in circels!
KC
Octorok: Yes! If I get Green-Skirted Boy, then I'll win Odd Sightings BINGO!
Random Guy
Octorok: I'd get you, if it weren't for that last box of pastry! *Looks at the hundred boxes off-screen*
STUPID IS THY NAME
Octorok: I'm a ballet dancer! Will you dance with me?
Fairy: Oh...Joy...
Kagami
Octorok: Slice me up and turn me into kalamari, I don't care! Just don't send HER after me! *points to Navi*
Navi: Huh?
Link: *shrugs*
octo!son!
Link:Octo!
Octorok:Son!
*ETETETETETE*
*TETETETETE*
Link:Octo!
Octorok:Son!
Link:Octo!
Octorok:Son!
Link:Octo*evil voice*
Octorok:Son?
Link:Octo*evil voice again*
Oh,sugar,honey,ice tea!
Navi:STOP DOING A PART OF MADAGASCAR!
Mortis:what are they.WHAAT ARE THEY!
The End.
Megan S.
Octorok: Here I am, rock you like a hurricane!
rob harman
Octorok: haha you cant get me. youre mommas fat.lol
Dekudentist
Octorok: Ah ha! Tetra!
Link: Thank you.
NOOOOO
Octorok: I am your father...
Link:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
woe-219,F
Octorok: mmmm...peanut,mmmm...better than Navi!
Link:yeah,mmmmm...better
Navi:WHAT THERE SAYING!!
Neetwee
Octorok: Come back here you filthy English knigit, and I shall taunt you a second time!
(haha, shades of Monty Python)
Zelda fanatic
Octorok: i belive i can fly!i will beat up a blonde haired guy...
link:yeah right
Wild Goron Thing
Octorok: Crap! I can't stop!
Link: If he knew this would happen, why did he start?
Fairy: Some people are too stupid to know that.
Attack of the Killer Polka Dots
Octorok: Where are my sea-sick pills?
Link: Run away!
Fairy: He's gonna blow!
Bill
Octorok: I have devised tyhe best plan ever!
Instead of firing badly animated rocks, I will CRUSH you!!! Hehe, how many of your enemies have thought of THAT, eh?
fayble
Octorok: dam kid get out of my yard!!!!
zelda freak
Octorok: ok.... I know your about to kill me but... i love you
Volvagia
Octorok: Get me outofv this cyclone... NOW!!!
Link: No way!! You'll just try to steel my beer again!!
Anju
Octorok: (singing)"I will survive!OH yah!I will,surviiivve!"
Link:"You finished?"
Octorok:"Yep.I'm good"
x*TwilightZelda*x
Octorok: (singing) Oh I'm too evil for my whirlwind, Too evil for my snout, soo evil it hurts...
Link:Uh yeah .. I'll be going now.
Somegirl
Octorok: I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky!
Link: OH, MY EARS THEY BURN!
Crane
Octorok: Yes! After all these years! I can finally fly! Hey kid! Don't run away! (gentle weepng)
Angus
Octorok: do you have a spare bottle of gas my clouds about to run out
spxmgb
Octorok: CRAWLING IN MY ROOOOOBES! THESE WOOUUUNDS REQUIRE ELIXIR!!
curious
Octorok: Chopper 4 in pursuit of a young male in a green outfit in tights.
Radio: Nab that peter pan prissy boy! Over!
Octorok: 10-4
Link:WTF?
Nitros
Octorok: Look! It's my impression of Vaati!
The Weirdo
Octorok: Some people would say this isn't natural.
Link:...no comment...
Princess of Kito Village
Octorok: By golly! Everything looks SO tiny. Besides that kids head.
Henry_n
Octorok: No, wait, don't run! It's just a little bit of gas!
Farore's Fire
Octorok: Wait! Don't run! THOSE BOMBS ARE MY DINNER!
TehM00nbabyz
Octorok: You Can run but you cannot hide! Hau hau hau hauuuuuuuuu!
Link: Hello? Fancy french restraunt? I'd like to ship some octupus to be fried
zeldafanatic
Octorok: i belive i can fly!
Neko-chan
Octorok: It's a twister! It's a twister!
nerdyb
Octorok: the fairy...or the boy...DAMMIT!I CANT CHOOSE!!
Aaron
Octorok: O RLY?
Link: YA RLY!
Some crazy kid
Octorok: bring back my cookie!
somin
Octorok: Hero of winds? Ha! My wind is much stronger! And it's coming from behind!
Link: Eww.....
Helena
Octorok: Mwuahahaha! Welcome to tornado season in Oklahoma, buddy!
Link: But we're in the middle of an ocean!
Tatl
Octorok: Oh come on link, I just want to eat your brains.
Fairy: What brains?
Onza no Kooya
Octorok: (Singinging) ...So if you care to find me look to the Western sky! As someone told me lately everyone deserves the chance to fly! And if I m flying solo at least I m flying free! To those who ground me take a message back from me! Tell them how I am defying gravity! I m flying high, defying gravity, and soon I'll match them in renown...
Link: Oh, knock it off...
TP Zelda
Octorok: COME BACK HERE! oh im getting to old for this
Taylor whited
Octorok: OOOOOOKKKKK..... Im Getting dizzy!
MP
Octorok: Oh suzanna, don't you cry for me.. da da da da daaa..
Link:AMERICAN OCTROCKS!!
Octorok: Go taylor hicks! Soul patrol!
Link: phew. Thats good. maybe i don't want to kill him. hmm....
Octorok: *whispersing tone* Fooled him! ganon's gonna lose the bet!
Shadowknight
Octorok: Am I an Octorok or a tornado??!!
me
Octorok: HEY!I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE!HI MOM!
GerudoGal
Octorok: ppsstt. Octoroks are blind to the color green. but I ein't telling the dude that!
Link: that explains why he's throwing bombs at the pots....
Shadowmaster
Octorok: Hey! Hero! Did you know that octoroks are attrackted to green? Get em' boys!
Link: Sweet mother of pearl! *runs away screaming*
Matt
Octorok: Hey did you hear about the kid napping?
Link: Oh my gosh! what happened?!?
Octorok: Well It turns out, that the kid woke up!
King
Octorok: How do I get down to your screen!
Darth Citrus
Octorok: "I wonder if I should have taken those bombs of the stove before I left?"
"Nah"
Zeldaforever
Octorok: WTF???? TIGHTS??? They're only paying me $30 an hour to be seen near YOU???
Lauren
Octorok: *looking at shadow* am i really that fat?!!
Awkin
Octorok: Come on, you over sized bobble-head!
Richard Hinman
Octorok: See, I can do a Hurricane spin just like you!
Zelda
Octorok: I need gas-x...
this little problem makes me constipated and fly!
And it makes you run away:(
LINKSBIGGESTFAN
Octorok: i play... occtorock tornado thingy...
Link: ya'know,this is a stupid game...LETS GO TO THE MALL!!!
octo:yay!!!!
Beavis
Octorok: Link did youre mother reminded you that you should pack extra pairs of underwear?
Sessys_gal
Octorok: Wait just 1 second. Who is supposed to defeat who? First they say you, then me. I'm confused!
NLink
Octorok: I will defeat y- wait. O...M...G... that isn't.. it is! Stay away from me, Navi! You're not going to annoy the hell out of me!
Navi:What the hell...?
KC
Octorok: Your grandmother wears pants!
Y?
Octorok: Comme here! I'm your biggest fan, I even have a tattoo of the kokiri jewel in my forehead.
Tyler
Link: I'll turn you into kalimari
Octorok:so why ya runnin
Kid
Octorok: Hey kid give me my *Does a finger count* rubys, gems, money, peach doll, zelda doll, daisy doll, birdo doll, toadette doll, and gannon doll.
Link: No they are all mine! Alll! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Vegetarian
Octorok: If a vegetarian eats vegetbles what does a humanitarian eat?
Harruys
Octorok: Bad boy bad boy watch ya gonna do when Gannon comes for you?
Octo
Octorok: Loom buddy Gannon's gonna sue me and you will end up dieing and I'm gonna eat you!
Bergman
Octorok: Is it just me, or is a wind blowing today
T3HMOONBabbyz!
Octorok: Check out THIS dance dance move!
Link: Coming Soon! Dance Dance Revoultion: Hyrulian Mix! HAHA!
NOGARE BLADE
Octorok: AAAAAAAHHHH! DUDE, what are those red things under me?!?
Tiffy
Octorok: Stay still little gremlin!
Link: Oh snap!
Berzerker Fox
Octorok: Ok kid - you got me. I fell for the old tornado boomerang gag. You can put me down now.
Link: Hehe muwahahahaha Your spinin your spinnin... Make it go faster!
Octorok: Ok seriously now kid, I'm getting dizzy, I think I'm going to blow whale chunks. PUT ME DOWN!
somin
Octorok: You say you're the hero of winds? Ha! My wind is much better! The stench'll kill you!
Lokes
Octorok: I just want a hug!
Kathryne
Octorok: Dude, all I want to know is this: what's up with the dress and tights. And that hat and those boots do NOT match the getup.
Link: You're a teenage female Octorok, aren't you?
Octorok: Yes.
Link: OMG
mtrffxloz
Octorok: yo mama's so fat, she sank to the bottom of the great sea and saw hyrule castle!
Sara
Octorok: Only 17 bombs left! Hah! I have 18!
Mantis
Octorok: I swear! This worked better in the movie "Twister"!
cherk
Octorok: oh come on Link my face isn't that ugly
Remgirl
Octorok: Wait, DON'T RUN KID! I'm not really gonna sell you to the dog food company!
anghan
Octorok: hey link would you stop running so I can give you the ruppes I owe you
Henry n
Octorok: Awe, come back; it's just a little bit of gas...
Kokiri Kid
Octorok: AAAUUGH! I told you not to use the Gale Boomerang!
Shadowfire
Octorok: VISINE! VISINE! FOR THE LOVE OF DIN DO YOU HAVE ANY VISINE?!
Max
Octorok: MARIO! You were pissed because you thought killing Bloopers was tough and Link had it easy? Well LOOK AGAIN!
Vaati
Octorok: No way, I'm not fighting this crossed-dressed square!
Link: I'm telling mommy!
Open
Octorok: Hey! You messin' with me gal? I'll teach you to appreciate fairies!
Impa
Octorok: Ha Ha I can fly and you cant!
Link:Well at least Im not an ugly Squid like you ha ha ha!
Tia
Octorok: Hey youre the guy who owes me Rupees!
Nikki
Octorok: Ha ha ha!! You look like a little fairy from down here! Wait your the one in green!?
Uhhh... ...Boo!!!
Princess of Kito Village
Octorok: Hey shrimp! Help me! I'm dizzying myself!
legendaryblade
Octorok: THAT'S RIGHT YOU'D BETTER RUN!!!
Link: People without doughnuts are so bitter...
JrP
Octorok: I can see my house from here!
JOE
17 bombs: 170 Rupees
4 Heart Pieces: 800 Rupees
Getting puked on by a dizzy Octorok: Priceless
Richard Hinman
Octorok: You know, if you think that what you're wearing is camoflage, you should look at the background, dummy!
Maki
Octorok: Now look who has the power!
Kevin
Octorok: Link, you can't escape from it! You know it's true! I AM YOUR FATHER!
Ennias
Octorok: Zomg1!1!1! I Can fly Peter! I can Fly!
Howl
Octorok: A little pixie dust, and happy thoughts always do the trick
Monica
Octorok: I am a very hot dude am I?
Link:NO YOU ARE NOT!
MagmarFire
Octorok: I CAN FLY! *tornado dissipates* ...Uh-oh...!
squeekiedeekie
Octorok: i'm not usually one to brag so i'm just gonna go with this. nah nah nee nah nee you can't get me!
Vivi
Octorok: OI!YOU!wanna join the ballet?
Trevor
Octorok: I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE.
Darth Ales
Octorok: Hey Link seriously the gale boomerang thingy isn't funny anymore, hey Link come back here. LINK!!!! LEMME DOWN
Din
Octorok: *singing* You take the high road and I'll take the low road and I'll get to scotland befooore ye'
Unknown Q
Octorok: WAITE! don't run away! I can't get down! T_T
The Sage of Nothing!
Octorok: I only fight at one speed- A HUNDRED AND TEN PERCENT!!!!!!!
Link:That's not a speed.
Chef Athenia
Octorok: Let's remember back to my days as a chef...hmmm...recipe for roasted Link:
Eye of Gohma
Navis
One Ruto sause
First, you baste the Link in the Ruto, then you slice the navis and apply generously. Finally, apply an eye of Gohma for garnishment and bake at 500 degrees for 35 minutes.
Tom
Octorok: This is what you get for cheating on me!
DarkZelda
Octorok: Remember what happend last time when you were in the ocean? Well, too bad for you that you are on a hard surface.
phantom sucks
Octorok: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! i dont see the stuped red hat and the Splac 3000... SO IM IN THE RIGHT GAME!!!
Me!
Octorok: I knew that roundabout was a bad idea!
I think I'm gonna...bleaugh! Too late...
Zelda Freek
Octorok: Got milk?
nerdfrombeyond
Octorok: hahahahaaaa!!powerless again,eh?!
Link:WHY THE HELL WAS I CELL-SHADED AGAIN!!!WHY!!!!!???
Ketchup
Octorok: Somehow I am reminding myself of the squids from super mario sunshine again......oh well.
Hi no Seijin
Octorok: I am the new Vaati! Fear me!
Alexis Fackeldey
Octorok: I told you not to call me that!
theif
Octorok: my candy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link:that's my candy!oh wait... is a bomb!
Octorok's Dad:OPEN IT!OPEN IT!
Octorok:Ugh... it's a bomb!(booooooooooom)
The Voldie
Octorok: Haha! Flatulence is the answer! You can run Link but you can't hide! Hahahaha!
Link: Oh bother...
natural
Octorok: Down is not natural!
scout
Octorok: YOURE MY LAST INGREDIENT FOR THE SCOUT COOKIES!
Link.Scout cookies?!BLEAHAOUCH!!!!!!!!!
Lorenz><=*89
Octorok: I'm comming up to eat you!
Link:wait for my big navi,He's much larger and tastier than I'am!
Octorok:very well(said the troll)
Navi: hey! listen!
Link:WHAT???
Lokes
Octorok: C'mon I just want a hug!
vErTiCaL
Octorok: you!you have the keys of my house! GIVE THEM TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
pinta
Octorok: yo pillo!
Link:CORRAN DEL TORNADO!
fly
Octorok: I CAN FLY,I CAN FLY!AND YOU NOT!AND YOU NOT!
Link:*throws bomb*
Octorok:I CANNOT FLY!?
Navi:ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
HH
Octorok: OH NO!!!ITS NAVI!!!
Link: What's his problem?
Navi: HEY!WATCHOUT!LOOK!LISTEN!
Link and Octorok: THE PAIN!!!
gamefreak
Octorok: Hey! Stay away from here. I'm the Octorok. Quick bring me a Dodongo for I am hungry
luke
Octorok: Oi! leave my pot collection alone or i'll send you to OZ!
Link: Oz as in Australia?
Octorok: NOT THAT OZ!!
Link: AGGH! I dont wanna meet the munchkins!
kyle663
Octorok: wannaplay pin the tail on the octorok??
Sally
Octorok: i'm flying! I'm flying!
Ethan
Octorok: Tornado fart!
Darth Paul
Octorok: I think I'm going to throw up
Link: Haha in your face.
Octorok: No in yours.
DekuDentist
Octorok: Eeeeeeek! Get me away from that fairy thing!
Noah
Octorok: Maybe since I am on another screen he wont notice me.
Jack
Octorok: Have you seen my car keys!
