The Caption Game

The Caption Game is TDC's classic interactive feature. Here, you can submit a humorous caption to the screenshot below. When submitting use the submission form below, or you can send your caption in an email to kamakaziplumber [at] gmail [dot] com. Remember when submitting, that any captions considered inappropriate or vulgar will not be posted, as will off-topic or spam submissions.

As he finds himself in such a strange new place, what is running through Link's head?


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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)

Saber
Link: Maybe that restaurant wasn't such a good idea...It feels like my hearts are starting to clog....

Gerudo_Queen
Link: Noooo! I wanted a Mac, not a Big Mac! Ganon, you'll pay for this PC store!!

Digitaljunkyard
Link: There's never a Starbucks when you want one.

The Submissions

Mehe
Link: Where's that Ezlo...he went in there to order a burger and hasn't come out yet!!! Maybe i should tell him we should leave, those burgers look green and kinda fabricy...

Person #666
Link: I'd like to order now, I want a number one two number twos and couple of fives, eight number threes, a spork and a dozen apple pies! Black haired guy: Hey smart one, MCdonalds is next door... Link: I still want my number two -.-'

Gerudo_Queen
Link: Noooo! I wanted a Mac, not a Big Mac! Ganon, you'll pay for this PC store!!

Little_Dragon_gurl
Link: .......Tingle, if this is some fairy little prank. i dont take it lightly.

u don't need to know my name...
Link: So this is Ganon's idea of Hyrule domination...a mcdonald's, a computer store and creepy stranger/stalker nerds with popcorn and strange hairdos...Nintendo's lost their touch with my games...*sighs*...guess i better save some wierd magic girl or something...again...

Darkrai
Link: t's okay i can outlast this game. ( 2 years later...) THE MADNESS!! THE MAADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

darth_hideous
Link: Oh no! I'm back in the Dark World!

The_Eventual_Atrophy
Link: McDonalds? Geez, when I have my heart attack they'll probably replace me with that Miley Cyrus girl.

flaminghalo
Link: oh great, what bad spin-off am I in now?

JimTheJames
Link: ... >.<... Oh my god, PC! Overrunning games that I star in! Why doesn't it surprise me that Gates is that desperate?

Giratina
Link: Whats this! Whats this! There's color everywhere!

Whocares
Link: Wow, that was the best crack ever!

Fisherman
Link: Where's the Bass Pro Fishing Store?

Nega_Hearts
Link: Those temples are dangerous...instead of hearts, I found nega-hearts!

NoName,NoGame
Link: To appease the fans crying out for a change of setting, we've added a McDonalds and a PC World with a leet-speak sign!

Ouch_That_Burns
Link: I'm at the crossroads of my life...and based on what I see here, I better get moving.

NonSense
Link: It's the most epic Zelda adventure yet! Wield the lamp shade of no real significance as you take the battle to dungeons such as the fast-food temple and the PC cavern! Fight dangerous computer geeks and fat-fueled customers armed with techno babble and greasy food! Hurry, though; there isn't much time before you realize how low the Zelda series has stooped...

1080SpinAttack
Link: Which one of you morons is my sidekick?

Ezlo
Link: I think i've been hitting it to hard on that potion again.....

OMG
Link: Whoa...what happened?All I remember is I was fighting Zant and his time warping pet spider that can also teleport people to alternate universes and...Hey look McDonald's...why am I talking to myself?

Digitaljunkyard
Link: There's never a Starbucks when you want one.

Goron47
Link: Ba ba ba ba baaaaa, I'm lovin' it

oogaooga
Link: Hey, I thought I was at home, passed out on my bed eating a burger.

Anonymous
Link: That man over there has no pupils and there seems to be fake grass sprouting from his head. Let's talk to him.

HI!!!
Link: BU BU BU BU BU!!! I"M LOVIN IT

mesawo
Link: this is strange... i just found zelda working at McDonalds...

Mikey
Link: That crap of a clown ripped the idea from McGorons! Anyway, I havent been eating for 22 years, so McDonalds it is!

Joe
Link: I'm made out of silicon on some fat guys hard drive. Gunna get some grub at PC World. See the connection there?

DarkZelda
Link: McDonalds? PC world? What has Nintendo done this time?

Vaati
Link: It's like some bad ,meaningles flash game made by people with nothing better to do.

Zebrato
Link: So THIS is what they meant by "Twilight Princess will be the last zelda game of its kind"

Mikey
Link: Ha ha ha, Ganon, it is so funny I forgot to laugh. NOW FIX THE MIRROR SO I CAN COME BACK TO HYRULE!

ZF
Link: This red-haired guy is REALLY starting to freak me out.

Bob
Link: I think i might go get a job at this "McDonalds" as a mascot, dress up as a clown and call myself Ronald. hmmmm.

You'd better know my name, because I am Ashley!
Link: Was Samus just in McDonald's? I thought that was Master Chief.

Jumanji
Link: *yelling into the McDonald driv-thru microphone* I WANT A WHOPPER! Green-haird guy: Wrong place, dude.

kiddo
Link: oh mcdonalds is there. I wondered why the kept offering me a mouse.

Zalmope
Link: I wonder if McDonald's is giving out computer games...

Anonymous
Link: maby i should have turned left

Gamer
Link: Wait, I'm confused. I should go to PC World and buy a game guide.

Anonymous
Link: I want that guy's popcorn... Quick! My stylus!

Trading Game
Link: Maybe if I give the lamp to the guy with the popcorn, I can give up at this stupid trading game and eat the popcorn...

Subway
Link: DARN IT! I can't find Subway!

Sadistic
Link: Maybe if I ignore it long enough, it'll go away...

Lans
Link: According to the smell, the right store sells bombs. Yes, time to blow my way into the World of PC, whoever that is.

mik
Link: Why did I warp here?

Vaati
Link: Dude.... three words: Worst Zelda Ever

Ahroun-Zanahi
Link (to the green-haired guy: "Do you happen to be related to Saria?"

Triforce-Man
Link: The Crossroads of Destiny my A**!

Meanie
Link: I'm looking for a sidekick! Can anyone here morph into a shadow, fit in my hat, or become a hat?

Anonymous
Link: All right,which one of you morons is my new sidekick?

Cathy
Link: Finally, they updated the towns to look like current times. Now can I destroy them?

nerdyb
Link: nintendo better not show this at e3...

Somebody
Link: Wait...McDonalds was to the right...Oh dang.

Saber
Link: Maybe that restaurant wasn't such a good idea...It feels like my hearts are starting to clog....

Goddess of the Triforce of Balance
Link: Badda ba ba ba, I'm lovin it.

LOL
Link: ...Where am I? I should probably ask Ezlo..

Muffin
Link: ...Navi?

Lokes
Link: AWRAWHRA AHOOGA REHWRAWRAHARR!

Spazztic Bunnyhood
Link: ...I think Tingle deceiphered my map wrong...

The_Eventual_Atrophy
Link: Have I been re-casted as Ash Ketchum?

flaminghalo
Link: This is where in-game advertising goes TOO far...

Optimus-Crime
Link: *looking at McDonalds* Whoa, talk about a toxic waste dump. *looks over to PC World* Whoa, talk about a waste of money. *looks over to green-haired guy* Whoa, talk about a-

Green-haired dude: Would you stop saying that?

Link: Whoa, what a waste of breath.

Green-haired dude: <_<

qwerty
Link: I feel like I'm going to puke!

Wind
Link: Aww crap, I knew a life affecting discicion SOMEWHERE in this trip...

Titforce
Link: that lamp is starting to look very friendly

ZEEEEveee
Link: I sure hope nobody makes a caption game out of this screen shot. All the hours people would waste trying to come up with something that could follow up Saber's entry... (shivers)

Life of love
Link: Hmm, Wth are these pple thinking???!!! Ganon reaks havoc and still, pple are buying freaking happy meals!

Kioso
Link: Ba da ba ba ba...I'm hatin' it!

Link's observer
Link: Where am I? I want MY EZLO!

skornin
Link: emo ppl, computers, and a McDonalds *shudders*

cheese
Link: I'm laying off that chatue romani before bed time...

KamakaziPlumber
Link: Oooh! Is it Wednesday and/or Sunday yet?


The Great Moblin is a large Moblin that can speak and leads a large amount of Moblins in the Oracle series. Before Link's adventures in the lands of Holodrum and Labrynna began, the Great Moblin controlled a vast and powerful criminal and trading syndicate. However, he soon found utter ruin in both of his lands of operation during the course of Link's travels.





















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