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In a dramatic scene, Link is confronted by a knight just before some epic event is about to happen (a duel perhaps). What does the knight call out to Link—a taunt, an epithet, an ultimatum?
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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)
Gamefreak
Knight: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! IT WAS SAID THAT YOU WOULD DESTROY THE SITH NOT JOIN THEM. BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE, NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS.
crazy person
Knight: FINE! Go ahead and leave... JUST LIKE MY FATHER!!!
Goddess of death
Knight: EEEEEKK!!! FROST BITE!!!
How pathetic
Knight: Don't turn your back on me! I'm the lowest-ranking grunt of them all!
Ice
Knight: Be prepared...for the most SENSATIONAL ICE SHOW EVER!
Maku
Knight: Yo! You, the freakishly large elf! Get back in Santa work shop now!
Maki
Knight: -in deep voice- I see London I see France I see Links under pants! MUAHAHAHHAA
Link: Damn you!
Lefty
Knight: Link! The goddesses couldn't find any faries so they sent me. Ahem. HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!
Wiisal
Knight: As long as he doesn't hear me, I can attack him! *trips*
*Link turns around*
Link: What are you doing here!
Knight: I...uh...wanted to tell you that i saved a lot of Rupees on armor insurance by switching to-*is stabbed by Link*
Link: I hate that annoying Geico stuff!
Knight: Actually, it's not Geico, it's Hyli-o.
Link: Stay Dead! *stabs Knight again*
Neko-chan
Knight: ....I like your legs
Pyroboo
Knight: 1 w1ll 0wn y00z.
Link:...
Mead Paper
Knight: AFLAC!
Person
Knight: Come here you dumb blond!
Cstaphract
Knight: Die girly man!
Link:Girly man! You are going to die a long painful death for that!
Knight: AHHH! Ganny save from me from the girly man!!
Link104
Knight: I @#$% your mother!
Link: Eeewwww, you know she's dead?
linklover16
Knight: hey man,i didnt hate to be the one to tel u this but......you need a haircut.
adam palmer
Knight: holt stay where you are and do 300 pushups and 2000 jumpingjakcs
Rob
Knight: Pardon me mack... Do you care to spare a dime for a fellow Hylian whose down on his luck and in desperate need of change?
.o0*Zelda*0o.
Knight: Link.... Are you free next saturday?
link:.......
Knight: If you are, how about dinner with my mom?
Link:...huh?....0.o
kirby comix v2
Knight: BREATH MINTS!!!
Denkriston
Knight: Fine! Then I suppose you don't want to know who the father of the baby is!
Plushdoll Invincible
Knight: *singing* Na nanana, nana nana, Cant touch this! Na nana na nana nana...Can't touch this! Na nana na.....
Link: for the love of Nayru, please stop!
Knight: but those are the only words I know...
Timestopper
Knight: I don't know what it is, but something tells me that this isn't going to end well for me...
meself
Knight: Hey there sailor!
Link: ... Oh dear God
toni
Knight: *thinks to self* I have the elements of suprise....*starts to sing Jaws theme music* Da na, da na na na, da na na na na na na na.....
Link: Wtf?
Mewy04
Knight: Dude, the camrea's that way!!
Teh Evil
Knight: So...you're saying that our world is being consumed by an evil known as the "caption game", and you must destroy it before everyone in Hyrule eventually starts saying stupid, out-of-character lines?
Link: Um...it sounds stupid when you put it like that, but yeah.
Juju
Knight: Link, there's some gum on your back.
1080 SpinAttack
Knight: ...What? You're acting like I just told you I'm your father!
Link: Oh! Oh, heh, of course you're not.
Knight:...Let's just get on with the fight.
Ghostly Assassin
Knight: ...
Link:...
Knight:...
Link:...
Knight:...Booger kid!
Link: BONEHEAD!
So starts the *epic* fight.
Johnny's Boy
Knight: I see living people!
Live or die!
Knight: Whoa! It's not every day I see a guy who's not dead!
Tee hee!
Knight: You fool! You dropped your guard! Now I shall-OOH, PRETTY PENNY! *Link kills him*
School kid's joke
Knight: Hmm...I see some taped paper on his back..."kill me"...um, whatever... ROOARR, I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Mommy Dearest
Knight: Don't worry Link, my precious angel, I already beat this temple for you! You go on and have crumpets with all your little animal friends!
Link: It can't be...MOM! NOOOOOOO!
Curious
Knight: Sooo, What do you think?
Link: I don't think this qualifies for waterfront property.
Knight: Aw come on! This is the best I could get in the spritual realm! Besides, at least I can afford pants.
Link: *glare*
Betty
Knight: THE GIANT COCKROACH OF DOOM IS ON YOUR BACK.
SwordofAnduril
Knight: Ugh. You're right. It looks like that Octorok had the bean burrito with extra guacamole sauce after all...
PantherFan#76
Knight: Excuse me sir Hero, where is your can?
Wii Man
Knight: Link, you have to listen to me! There is somebody controlling you using an evil device called a Wii! Yes, it's that person right there through that screen, destroy him!
Tommy
Knight: Yo dude, I just caught some narly waves, I gonna go hang at the local bar. Ya wanna join?
Link: Just because you speak the local lingo, doesn't mean I'm going to believe you. Die pawn of Ganon!!!!
Animerican
Knight: But you said you'd go ice skating with me, SON!
Link: I told you, NOT NOW...
. . . .
Knight: Please! Sell me something with 'C'! Anything with 'C'!
mmerphh
Knight: Link, I am your fath---
Link: Woah! Hey dad, I didn't think I'd be seeing you here.
uh, yeah?
Knight: Link, I am your father.
Link: AH! Are you kidding me?
Knight: No im just screwing with you.
Gutennurgen
Knight: (in a bad Agent Smith accent) What's that expression on your face? Is it fear? Hatred? Perhaps apprehension? All allusions, Mr. Link, all feeble elf perceptions!
Link: actually...um...I have to have a bathroom break.
Knight: Five minutes. Then it's...clobberin' time!!!
Link: What a nerdy knight.
Knight: There is no cow level! Oh, crap, this isn't Starcraft.
Link: Yawn.
Knight: Shazbot!!!!!
Link: Oh, brother.
Julie the Goddess
Knight: Say hello to my little friend...
Celik
(Silence)
Knight:Um... What are we supposed to say now?
Link:I don't know, something dramatic like "Link, I am you father" or "Link, if you leave now Hyrule will be destroyed"
tony
Knight: link, you are part of the matrix! *goes for cool floaty flippy thing*
darn it! the matrix did it to me again! curse you neo!*continues to float for hours*
alphess of the dark
Knight: OH MY GOSH IT'S LINK! I'M YOU'RE BIGGEST FAN!
Richard Hinman
Knight: Have you seen my dad?
Heidi
Knight: Work it baby
happy
Knight: What have you done with my TAMAGOTCHI! YOU KILLED IT!
Link: *ha ha ha ha ha!* That's payback for what you did to my Furby!
Abra-kadabra
Knight: Brr, its cold in here. there must be some bad-guys in the atmosphere
Hero of Time
Knight: Tingle honey...is that you? IT'S LINK! OH SH...
KKoro
Link: Behind me you see the wild ghost knight, known best for scaring groups of teenagers and their dog.
Knight: Hey. HEY! What do think you're doing? It's my turn!
Stalchild
Knight: I'm sorry, honesty I am...
Link: You took the last cookie, I'll never forgive you
Knight: No, not that... I only just told zelda who your REAL love intrest is...
Link: WHAT !?!
Luke
Knight: Whats wrong Mclink?.. you CHICKEN???
*link stops and turns around slowly*
Link:...nobody..calls me..chicken!!
Dirge
Knight: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father...prepare to die.
Drieldwin
Knight: Excuse me sir? Could you please direct us to the yellow brick road? We are the tin man and the scarecrow...you see we wandered off the path to pick berries somehow got stuck in one body...
BBoy
Knight: I am going to fight you, hahahaha.
*Link takes stance*
Knight2: I got his wallet, run for it!
Knight: TO THE MALL!!!!!!!!
Link: ...
KC
Knight: See? Right through that window. I told you there are people staring at you!
grit1412
Knight: (tiptoeing towards Link) He'll never know what hit him. (sound of ice cracking) Nooo!(splash)
Saria-chan
Knight: Dude...I just wanted an autograph...
Nogare
Knight: You there!! Halt!! ... Does this armor make me look fat?
Fire With Fire
Knight: Please kiss me,Link!!PLEAAAASSSEEEE!!
Link:LIKE,HELL NO!!
Knight:*cries*
Link:Oh God!!
Thunder warrior
Knight: HEY!!Did you steal my insurance?!
Link:.....
Knight:ANSWER ME,*navi*!!!!!
Link:OOOOHH MY GODDESSESS,YOU SAID NAVI!!!
Joey
Knight: Hero of Time, I am one of the king's knights. Come, the king wishes to see you.
Link: Okay, two problems with that. One, the king is locked up in the Twilight Realm, and two, your made of nothing but armor and air, and we are not in the Twilight Realm, SO HOW COULD YOU BE ONE OF THE KING"S KNIGHTS!? In other words, I'm not falling for it Mr. minion of Ganon.
Nat the Yoshi
Knight: *hevey breathing noise* Link... I am your father...
BamMargera
Knight: Sir.. if you hadn't noticed you have no pants
Link: Really are you sure?
Knight: And by the way just because the bathrooms closed doesn't mean I'm cleaning that up!
'Dan Fan
Knight: Are you my mommy?
Link: NO! JUST BECAUSE I WEAR A THING WITH A SKIRT DOESN'T MAKE ME A GIRL!!!
Knight: Dang I need new glasses.
jourmom
Knight: YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE!
Gutennurgen
Knight: There is no cow level
CRAP! Didn't work!
Scott Malcolm
Knight: Boy! Nice sword. Did your Mommy give you that?
Spike
Knight: Come here and fight, you dress wearing, tite clad, pointy eared... eer... ELF!
jackal
Knight: cant you see...you are the father!
Knight
Knight: Come and fight!
kerplunk
Knight: Brrr, its cold in here! there must be some bad-guy in the atmosphere
Anju
Knight: Link!You forgot your pillow at our slumberparty last night!
Squal's Son
Knight: Nice skirt! Where'd you get it, Salvation Army?
martin
Knight: link come back i was going to sell you all the zelda games!
link:really awesome! how much?
knight:20,00 rupees! screw you!
Minito
Knight: Your mom smells like a goron!
Mysterious One
Knight: Halt! Step away from the treasure chest, put your head between your knees, and kiss your butt goodbye!
Farore's Fire
Knight: You can't hide from me, Link. I know where you live!
Link:... There are trailers about my village all over the internet. At this point, who DOESN'T know where I live?
dothefunkychicken
Knight: Look, all I rilly want is a hug :(
bart
Knight: Nice tights
Link104
Knight: (Braethes like Darth Vader) Link, I am your father!
Darth Ales
Knight: I'm sorry Link i didn't mean it the tunic doesn't make you look fat
Komicchan
Knight: Yeah, that's what I THOUGHT, Fairy-Boy! You BETTER run!
James
Knight: Hey! What happened to my stomach?
Tom
Knight: This armor is giving me a wedgie!
GameFreak
Knight: Hey! YOU! Yeah, I'm talking to you, Mr. Hero of Time! Turn around! Wanna fight?
(Link turns around.)
Knight: Oh, shoot.
Anonymous
Knight: This armor is really uncomfortable...
Jaz
Knight: Hey kid! You forgot your stupid annoying fairy!
Enorym
Knight: I am a Knight who says... NI!!
Eraineda
Knight: OH MY GOD,THE GREEN MOBLIN!!GOTTA CALL SPIDER MAN!
Shadow Vaati
Knight: Let's boogie!
Link: Nope.
Kinght: Let's bring it!
Link: Try one more time.
Knight: Offer me your soul.
Link: Oi! Who wrote those, anyways.
HH
Knight: Link, I am your cousin's wife's sister's parakeet's last owner's uncle twice removed.
Link: Say what?
princess of kito village
Knight: Whatever you do don't go for the head!!!!*snicker*
Liam
Knight: Legolas was better than you in every way!
Katie
Knight: Who's ya daddy Link!
JrP
Knight: Your mother was a hamster, an your father smeelt of elderberries!
demonservbot
Knight: Hey! Do you know how we got into TWW? We're supposed to be in TP for God sakes!
ME
Knight: You're going down!!! You're going down like a sweet muffin!
Link: *blank stare*
your mom
Knight: Donde esta la biblioteca, Pedro?
Link: *wth?*
Nintendo2.0
Knight: *Hmph* Ganondorf was defeated by a kid like you? Pathetic.
Link: ...
Knight: *Hmph* The 'silent treatment', huh?
*Link turns around*
Knight: Heh heh heh...Well, I'M your opponent now, and the last one you'll ever face!!
*Link draws his sword and charges*
*Knight charges towards Link*
Knight: YOUR HEROISM ENDS HERE NOW!!!!
*cling*
BBoy94
Knight: Please come back, I'll won't try and control you, I put down the controller, just take me back... I miss you baby...
flaminghalo
Knight: have you seen my toe?
Shino Aburame
Knight: Did you notice that my arms, stomach area, and legs are not attached to my head and chest? The golden age of plastic surgery!
legendaryblade
Knight: When I left you I was but a learner--now I am the master!
Shadowknight
Knight: Hey dude, You need to get some pants on...
Crane
Knight: Excuse me sir! Do you like my halloween costume!?
Meh
Knight: No way am I going to kiss you for a skittle!
Somebody
Knight: I know who the real bad guy is! That Twilight king is a FAKE! The real master is somebody else!
Link: Oh gee, I wonder who that is *coughcoughCOUGH* forgive my coughing...although I bet it's Ganondorf.
Navi Hater
Knight: Honey, speak to me!
TwilightWolf482
Knight: Hey, Tony guess what? That stupid fairy boy is here! I'm going to show the boss that I can do my job right and beat him until he's cel shaded! Wait a minute...You're not Tony...*screams like a girl* RUN AWAY! *runs*
Spazztic Bunnyhood
Knight: Stop making the fangirls swoon and fight me already!
Attack of the Killer Polka Dots
Knight: Um...sir? Your...pants... They're on fire...
Super Marie
Knight: All your base are belong to us!
link909
Knight: Have we met before?
lord of all dragons
Knight: I'll never let you use the toilet! Not in a million years!
That guy
Knight: I'm your opponent, yo! I'm 1337, I roxxors your boxxers!
new link
Knight: hey man could yuo like spare some change
Link: Err Fine(takes out wallet and gives him two ruppies) Now Scram!
Knight: Bless you sir!
Link: hey wait you stole my wallet! Ill kill You!
Chris
Knight: Link,come back.I still have your Teddy Boxershorts.
Giant Enemy Crab
Knight: You can do it, just flip me over and attack my weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE!
goobfishy is i
Knight: Come on, yer coward! I'll still beat ya, even if I've lost me skin!
Master Orca
Knight: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don't love me!
ASD
Knight: Any last wish before dying?
Link: Yes that I win this battle!
Knight: ouck!
Seekcro
Knight: Link, I am your father.
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Knight: Yeah, I just always wanted to say that.
Link: Same here.
JOE
Knight: Hey, you dropped your wallet!... What, no Capital One?!?!
fridgos
Knight: I'm cold, how about tommorow. THEN I will kill you
Link: Heck No!
Knight: Please its my job
Mike
Knight: Take off your clothes!
hikuro
Knight: ...your facing the wrong way...
Lank
Knight: Link, I AM your father!
Alpha
Knight: I am no longer the knight who says "Ni." I am now the knight who says -
Link: Wrong storyline!
M Warrior
Knight: Everything is mirrored, there is some knight following me, my sheild is weird looking, and there is a force from beyond controlling me with an remote control! Can my life get any worse?!
Monica
Knight: excuse me little boy, but I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him?
SwordKing
Knight: I see London. I see France. I see Link's underpants.
Robert
Knight: Link, wait up! the Twilight Realm's the other way!
link
Knight: hah! i knew you were a chicken!
Mystic
Knight: *crys* Link you can't leave me now, not without a kiss goodbye.
Henry
Knight: Come... Join me and you too can have a windmill coming out of your head.
Jack
Knight: I don't know how to quit you!
