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While engaging a Lizalfos in deadly combat, one of the two beasts turns to the camera and spouts a one-liner. What does it say?

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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)

KKoro
Lizalfos: This 'ere is a wild 'ylian, folks. When cornered, 'e takes out a long claw-like object and swings it around to scare off predators. Now pay attention, as I'm gonna sneak up behind 'im and rile the crap out a' 'im!

Peep
Lizalfos: Have you ever been in this situation? Are you always at a loss when it comes to monsters? Well, then you need the all new, patented, "Master Sword!" It can be yours for just 3 easy payments of one Spiritual Stone! Plus, order now and get the new, limited edition "Kokiri Sword" FREE!

Popcorn Faerie
Lizalfos 1: ...When's lunch?
Lizaldos 2: Now.
Lizalfos 1: :3

Hyrule Girl
Lizalfos: Oh! OH! It IS him! Hey you in the green! Link something-or-other... can I get your autograph! You're the best actor in all Hyrule...uh...oh... No offense gramps!

JJ
Lizalfos: Blast it! Where's tingle when you need him?!?

Zelda Freek
Lizalfos: Don't look at me, ya stupid camera! Ya'll stink! Yeah, I'm talkin' to you Link and you other Lizalfos...YA'LL STINK!! NOW STOP LOOKING AT ME!! GRRR...!

Brittany
Lizalfos: *Danger Music* Lizalfos: I'm gonna getcha...I'm gonna getcha...

mr.flachenheiner
Lizalfos: *burps loudly* Oh 'scuse me. those hylians really make one gasy. hehe, at least I'm not like my friend over there; normally it comes out the other end for him.

da
Lizalfos: WTF!! They cut my scene. I will get you Nintendo.

Logic
Lizalfos: Ya know, I would really appreciate it if someone out there could tell me why it is we monsters never learn.

LtCmd.Lore
Lizalfos: Sure I might be a major boss now, but three levels from now you'll be killing dozens of us just for the rupees.

Ganon
Lizalfos: Aaaaa! It's that guy with the big sword that cuts through our guts! I'm going to hide!

Enorym
Lizalfos: I should have listend to mon and stayed out of the army!

LJ
Lizalfos: Wait. Who's this guy again?

Pepsi
Lizalfos: Don't tell me, I had to train for 3 weeks for THIS!

Roger
Lizalfos: Ok, remind me again, HOW did I get into this in the first place?

DEADLINK
Lizalfos: Kill him and make me a sandwhich with his meat!

Animerican
Lizalfos: Now I understand why this scene is called "Requiem for the Lizalfos!" HAHAHAHAhahahaha....oh crap.

Max
Lizalfos: Is that his sword or his...

zeldamaster
Lizalfos: HERES JOHNY!!!

Twitchy-Like
Lizalfos: Okay, I think we all know what's gonna happen here. Time to focus on ME.

Senune
Lizalfos: Beware I'm the floating lizafols head come to explode in your face!
Link: like i'm goning to belive OMG he flashing!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

QWERT
Lizalfos: I missed something important, didn't I?

linkfanatic
Lizalfos: is it my turn to be in the scene yet?

Luke
Lizalfos: thats the guy ,big brother he was the one who stole my lollypop.

Bob Dies
Lizalfos: Holy crap...Hey, Bob, lookit this...There's actually someone OUT THERE controlling this green dude! We've been wasting our time! We should...Bob? BOB!

Allmighty Thingy
Lizalfos: Sigh...I can't turn my back on you two for a minute, can I?

Anshi-chan
Lizalfos: Link, the other white meat.

sillywilly
Lizalfos: huh? who me? nah i'm not in this scene but i'll get paid 10,000 bucks for being here any way! (he-he-he) "gets shot by director"

Yin
Lizalfos: Resistance is futile, all your base are belong to us! [Insert phony laugh here]

Kojinka
Lizalfos: All your base are belong to us!

GEICO Commercial
Lizalfos: Link: I had no idea that you guys still exist!
Lizalfos: *scoffs* Yeah, and next time, maybe do a little research?

Zaros
Lizalfos: Woah! This beats wrestling on TV by a longshot! *hehe* get it, "longshot", "hookshot"?

SpanishOwnsFrench
Lizalfos: Uh, I'm ready for my close-up.

Garo Master
Lizalfos: Yo, Tunic boy! Your socks are untied!
Link: Yeah, Like that'll work.
Other Lizalfo: Hey, you got something on your hair.
Link: Oh no!

Igo Du Ikana
Lizalfo 1: Dear Sarge, Havin' a lovely time kickin' Leprechaun @$$. --Wish you where Here!
Lizalfo 2: I heard that, Jack@$$!!

Brown
Lizalfos: Okay here's the plan: You jump in and attack Link and I'll stand over here and watch.

happy
Lizalfos: Hey!! Thats the guy who stole my lunch money!!!

Nny's
Lizalfos 1: De edo sud tovouk General Scales, dek olod oei, Star Fox!... ix… Nuak… Nxoho uho no?
Lizalfos 2: No’ho ad kxo nhedw wumo, ataek!
Link: Uh... I knew Dinosaur Planet was a rip-off of me, but...

Futhark
Lizalfos: I-I-I'm not here, I'm a talki-ing tree.

DarkenLight
Lizalfos: Heh, oh well once I die...I will regenerate and kill you!!!

Stewie
Lizalfos: YOU TWO FIGHT TO THE DEATH, NOW!!!!

Aaron
Lizalfos: OMG his sword is so shiny!! I wanna touch it

Maki
Lizalfos: -crying- he never liked me. I thought we were freinds! ...wait your not Oprah!

Dingledangle
Lizalfos: Mum, I'm in the movie!!!

Elflord
Lizalfos: Resistance is useless.

duh
Lizalfos: ...and if you look to your right, you see a cross dresser fighting my grandmother.

Sum1
Lizalfos: Crikey! He's a beut! Whew he's a naughty fellar! Get em' Dan while i stand over here nice and safe...what?

Boyan
Lizalfos: You're wasting valuable tape!

Terranix
Lizalfos: ...Fortunately, I had a stunt double for this scene.

Sally
Lizalfos: fight fight fight!!! (we're dead meat)

Makar
Lizalfos: 20 bucks on Link.

Emm
Lizalfos: What did I tell you Link? You didn't switch to Geico...

Maki
Lizalfos: HI MOM!

Chris
Lizalfos: Link, wait! You can't kill him, he's your father!
Link: Really?
Lizalfos: Of course not- what's wrong with you?

Lasera
Lizalfos: Hello there little boy, wanna take a ride?
Link: NO WAY IN HECK YOU SICK LIZARD FREAK!

Aaron
Lizalfos: Where's my coffee?!

d...
Lizalfos: ...I bet pretty boy here will win... Oh my GOD!! He saw me!! We're all gonna die!!

Sara
Lizalfos: What's with the green suit? He looks like a vegetable, not a human!

e
Lizalfos: stop the camera... lets change this scene a little

curious
Lizalfos: I told you he's coco for coco-puffs! Now he's mad!

Tina
Lizalfos: Oh wait, my cue was grrrarrrr ....not rrragrrrrr? Sorry about that.

Shadowknight
Lizalfos: Check back when the game is concluded to find out!

Bob
Lizalfos: Look at that small guy! I'll beat him easily!

Vbweee
Lizalfos: Don't try this at home, kids.

LittleBittyBuffy
Lizalfos: Don't do drugs! Look what happened to me!!

KillerCottonCandy
Lizalfos 1: Char! Char! Charmander!
Link: Nooooooo!
Lizalfos 2: Pika! Pikachu!

SteinerBucket
Tour Guide: And if you look to your left, you'll see a cross-dresser fighting some rather ugly hobbits!
Tourists: Ooooh! Ahhh!

Coalar
Lizalfos: Maybe if I hide at the edge of the screen, nobody will notice me...

Star
Lizalfos: This is not a scene for children, pregnants or heart sick people, so please turn the monitor off half a minute.

Animerican
Lizalfos: You're saying this kid only has 200 rupees? Feh...c'mon idiot, lets go find Tingle and jump him 'im instead- especially since how filthy rich he got the last game from this kid's "descendant". Link: !?

MiCrOn
Lizalfos: Ok, so now the score is 30-Love...

heroine
Lizalfos: Hey, its that hero in tights! Hes the one who killed my father! Get him boys!

Mr Jinx
Lizalfos: Pull my finger!!

Firen
Lizalfos: What yah lookin' at !?

Man
Lizalfos: Whoa! Why cant we have hats like that?

LJ
Lizalfos: Hey, HEY! Just because I'm not the one about to die, doesn't mean I'm not ready for my (final) close-up!

Darth Ales
Lizalfos: Be vewy vewy quiet folks we're hunting Links

tpg1989
Lizalfos: Meeza is gonna beats-a da bom-bad jedi!

thepurplepirate
Lizalfos: Never, EVER mistake a Lizalfos' bloomers for a hanky!!

Wheeee!
Lizalfos: They don't pay me enough to do this.

Pancake Lord
Lizalfos: Hello class. In a few moments we will learn, with the help of Link, Boris, and myself here, why the concept of "outnumbered" never, ever applies in video games. Be careful, this could get messy.

Number 6.5
Lizalfos: Um...I'll go wait in the car.

L-Mac
Lizalfos: cut Cut CUT!

Zora
Lizalfos: Dude, if he can kill Ganon a few hundred times, you don't stand a chance.

Ford
Lizalfos: Tune in next week to see what happens!

legendary
Lizalfos: Gotacha!! Your on, Candid camera!!!!

Bob the Impaler
Lizalfos: What's that? I'm in the shot? Crap.

superfart
Lizalfos: wow I relly had to go, good thing the camera was not focused on me, oh well back to work YARRG!!!!

Boilmeinhotwater
Lizalfos: Meats back on the menu boys!

Linktimeswidthtimesheight
Lizalfos: Link it's whats for dinner tonight!

Noone
Lizalfos: I've got a bad feeling about this.

Lindsay
Lizalfos: Rated M for intense fantasy violence

charlie
Lizalfos: whats the heck? this isn't the same guy from every game?

Wyndisis
Lizalfos: That's it Mike, bring the camera in closer. Remember, you have to make Drokus look superior, even if he is getting his butt kicked.

Piksi
Lizalfos: Annnnnd they're off! nice salchow by Liza over there, and a brilliant triple axel by Link, the fans cheer, this is going to be a tough battle... and what's this? It appears that both Link and Liza have collided into one another and are now giving each other the evil eye...

Red-Winged Xu
Lizalfos: I've never been fond of green food.

Prime
Lizalfos: Come on, link! Lizzy needs a new pair of boots!

vacuna
Lizalfos: Yo mama!

kamakaziplumber
Lizalfos: Hi mom!

Vaaaaaati
Lizalfos: Link, I know it's you who farted! Silent but violent, innit?!?

MAJORAn
Lizalfos: Er...sorry guys, i have to pick up my daughter from flute lessons...

Ganny
Lizalfos: Put that camera away, craphead!

TearOfAvo
Lizalfos: Shoot, I forgot to put in my contact lens!

ROFLCOPTER
Lizalfos: Jesus H. tapdancing Christ, I can see THE LIGHT!!!

clipper
Lizalfos: stay in school!

malis
Lizalfos: hey! were'd my body go?

Trevor
Lizalfos: What's my line in this scene.

Guns'N'RosesFreak
Lizalfos: Dang! My weapon broke!

Lizalfos:

GarnetHedgehog
Lizalfos: Where are we? Who is this dork in a green tunic? I thought this was Donkey Kong Country! Someone help!