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As a group of Bokoblin archers fires volleys of arrows at Link, what does one think to himself after having noticed Link draw his own bow in response?
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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)
Alex
Bokoblin: WE HAVE YOU SUROUNDED! PUT THE REMOTE DOWN AND STEP AWAY FROM THE CONSOLE!
Toph
Bokoblin: No im in this game too!?!I was in the wind waker an link had FIRE ARROWS!
Link:Guess who's back!
Bokoblin:Noooo!
Push Da Button
Bokoblin: Link! Killing bokoblins won't bring back Zelda from the dead!
Link: But this counter says if I kill four more bokoblins, I'll win a reviving potion that will save Zelda!
Bokoblin: ...I hate video games.
Lady Kittie
Bokoblin: I'm on your far left Link!
Link: Now to shoot each one down slowly....*evil grin*
All Bokoblins:OH CRA-
*plunk plunk plunk plunk!*
HylianLuigi
Bokoblin: YOU FIEND! How dare you burn lur retinas with a laser pointer before shooting us! That's just unsportsmanlike!
Thalass
Bokoblin: why the hell hell don't we have shields! I mean Ganon can survive over hundreds of years and transform into a giant pig-demon, but he cant give us shields!
Link:0WNED!!!!11
Crane
Bokoblin: No! Stop! We are only the FBI undercover!! (Link fires) Why?! (falls and dies)
GerudoChild
Bokoblin: ok. what does the cheatbook say next?
Kokiri
Bokoblin: ooooooohhhhhh triiiiiickkyyyy
Fourth Goddess
Bokoblin: ...matchpoint.
Captain jack Sparrow
Bokoblin: By Din's Fire, why am I always last! Oh wait...that happens to be a good thing...nevermind!
Mike
Bokoblin: HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!
DarkZelda
Bokoblin: Ohhhhh so that's who Nintendo decided to give those DistanceShooter 9000's...NOT COOL...
Link
Bokoblin: I hope this guy is blind
Seekcro
Bokoblin: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not Johnny. He never said who get his stuff. *breaks down and cries*
Link: I haven't killed him yet.
Bokoblin: Oh, right. Sooo Johnny, who's going to get all your stuff?
Johnny: That would be- *arrowed*
Bokoblin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Twilight Wolf482
Bokoblin: What did I do to desrve this -gets shot- I'M HIT! MAN DOWN, MAN DOWN!!! -all of them run away- Thanks a lot, GUYS!!!
Rabid Wolfos
Bokoblin: 1: Hey,a raw elf!Bokoblin 2:How do you know it's raw?Bokoblin 1:C'mon,it's all green!It can't be ripe yet!
Georgee
Bokoblin: You guys hold him off while I send smoke signals to the castle for re-enforcements!
Jim Paladin
Bokoblin: Hey, he's not supposed to shoot back!
Lekrah
Bokoblin: DIE!!!
Link: Aw, crap.
darnaby
Bokoblin: oh crap!
Link:Bokoblin gutcakes for lunch, Zelda dear!!
Hospicio
Bokoblin: Yeah, like using your right hand will make a diference!
pamt3hspam
Bokoblin: Oh crap, I always KNEW I shouldn't have volunteered for Simon Says!
James
Bokoblin: Hey Link you mind shooting me in the head? My stomach's sensitive. Thanks! (Gives thumbs up before falling dead)
Trevor
Bokoblin: Ah crap we were supposed to be quiet. Goodjob Bob now we are gonna die.
medli20
Bokoblin: きゃあ！私、あてないで～！もう、お願いだチュ！
Link: *takes out Japanese translation dictionary* Ew, That male bokoblin is talking like a GIRL... Oh, God, now I think he's flirting with me!! *shudders* -_-
Aaron
Bokoblin: We are the knights who say Ni!
City Boy
Bokoblin: I am zooming in on the chick that gave me the clap.
Juliet Smash
Bokoblin: *singing (to the tune of ten in the bed and the little one said)* There were four shooting arrows at the small green fellow, uh-oh no, uh-oh no, Link shot back and one fell down...there were three shooting arrows at the small green fellow...etc.
Squal's son
Bokoblin: *Navi*what the*navi**navi* He's got a *navi* bow.*Navi* run the *navi* away! (gets hit)Oh *navi* he hit me in the *navi* *navi* Navi* Navi* navi* Navi*(dies)
Shadow Vaati
Bokoblin: *singing to the tune of "Pop goes the Weasel* All around the Great Deku Tree, the Mido chased the Li-ink, and I forgot the rest of this song- *gets shot*
Link: Down goes the monster!
link
Bokoblin: oh no!it`ts link runaway!!!! gah!!! arogh!!
ADD
Bokoblin: Whoa...how did that spider get from that end of the wall to this? I just can't imagine how they mo-*falls down dead*
Kasei
Bokoblin: I knew I should have saved more money on car insurence by switching to gieko!!!
nerdyfrombeyond
Bokoblin: No!Dont kill him!He owes me 30 bucks!!
M_Warrior
Bokoblin: Hey look! A huge red dot is pointing at us!*Sees a arrow come threw the dot which hits one of the Bokoblins* It's the dot of *Gets shot down* deaaaaaaathhhhhhhhhh!!!!
link909
Bokoblin: i dont feel weel.....*hurak*
Link:ewwww i have vomit on me!!
Saria-chan
Bokoblin: Well...I knew the job was dangerous when I took it.
Thomas
Bokoblin: Oh! Look at the pretty red dot...I want to poke it!
GameFreak
Bokoblin: You think you're so damn clever, don't you, little elf boy?
wierdkokiri
Bokoblin: all right the bet was whoever shoots the wierdo in the skirt gets 50 rupees!
uh, yeah?
Bokoblin: Right. Forgot about that part.
Jaz
Bokoblin: Okay, so there's this kid, and he's got a bow.. know what I'm sayin', Al? So he takes aim at these 4 Bokoblins and-
Bokoblin2: Hey Jerry-
Bokoblin: Look, Al, I'm tellin a joke. It's rude to interrupt, ya know. Okay, let me try again. There's this kid with a bow, and he's takin' aim at these Bokoblins. Now-
Bokoblin2: (whispers) Jerry, don't move.
Bokoblin: Al, please just shut up and listen to the joke! You bokoblins have no manners whatsoever-
Bokoblin2: (starts sweating and whispers) Jerry there's a kid with a bow down there aimin' at us.
Bokoblin: Haha, very funny. Tryin' to steal my joke, are yeh?
Bokoblin2: Jerry I'm serious. There's a kid down there aiming at us with a bow.
Bokoblin: What? (finally looks down) Oh crap.
(watches as Al gets shot and falls down dead)
Al? Speak to me, you retard! Speak to me! Al? Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Link: ??? They don't pay me enough for this.
Joe the Deku
Bokoblin: Ganon promised us cookies... not weirdos in green killing us all. I want my Rupees back!
HH
Bokoblin: Is it just me- *a bokoblin gets shot down* or are we being watched. *another one gets shot* Well, maybe I'm just being- *third Bokoblin gets shot down* paranoid. Hey, where'd you guys go, oh, hi mister fairy- *gets shot down*
Raccoon
Bokoblin: This is gonna hurt.
Maki
Bokoblin: I hope were not playing tag now...
Eraineda
Bokoblin: Oh no,I have low life insurance!
Orca
Bokoblin: I just need to stay calm and remember that I'll regenerate after Link leaves this dungeon!
robman56
Bokoblin: oooooooooooo snap is he aiming at us.I dont no just stand still and find out.
Nintendo2.0
Bokoblin: OH CRAP!!!! HE'S GOT ONE TOO!!!! DAMN IT!!! YOU IDIOTS!! STOP FIRING AT HIM!!! STOP FIRING AT HIM!!!! STOP, STOP, STOP!!!!!
ARRGGHHH!!! *runs away* WHY DO THE HEROES ALWAYS HAVE A TARGETING SYSTEM IN EVERY ONE OF THEIR EQUIPMENT!!!!!
Ezlo
Bokoblin: Hm, what would Ezlo do?
BowandArrow
Bokoblin: It doesn't look like he has his bow out...
Bokoblin: Cripes, he has eye lasers!
Farore's Fire
Bokoblin: Why, oh why did he have to take this path?
princess of kito village
Bokoblin: Here I go. Wait he has his own bow. Run!Run for your lives!
hinata
Bokoblin: Link, put that bow down!!!!! This is not target practice!!! Stupid kid, who does he think he.....what the...LINK!!!!
KC
Bokoblin: Hey! Betcha' can't hit us from there!!!
chloe
Bokoblin: oh great now fairy boy is going to get us back ten times worse!
kasei
Bokoblin: hmmm, maybe I should have better car insurance by switching to gieco, oh well, BONZAI!!!
Jackal
Bokoblin: A laser pointer!?!?Seriously,I know we have some futuristic quirks like moving bombs, but this is nuts!
Hit and run
Bokoblin: I bet you're not as good at missing targets as WE are!
vlad vince atkins
Bokoblin: to him self(even plastic surgerey wont fix whats about to happen to m...THWACK
Plushdoll Invincible
Bokoblin: *singing* Oh! Nintey-nine monsters pinned up on the wall, nintey-nine monster an arrow! Take one down, slap 'im around, nintey-nine monsters pinned up on the wall!
Link: Alright, I cahnged my mind...that one goes first....:)
LINKU
Bokoblin: LOOK!!! A COIN!!!
Mike-horo the hyookami
Bokoblin: Why i didn't listen my momma and became a doctor?...
Name
Bokoblin: ... Well, this is quite a predicament.
jason down
Bokoblin: sheesh were not that ugly
WE HATE TINGLE fanclub
Bokoblin: Why does he keep shooting at us?
Link: Yay! I can kill Tingle!
Other Bokoblin: I love my new outfit!
Attack of the Killer Polka Dots
Bokoblin: What do you mean by Bokoblin? I'M A LINK FANGIRL! Now that that's settled.
Girls, on three we jump down, take his shirt and sell it on eBay!
Drieldwin
Bokoblin: That's the last time I listen to the boys..."Lets shoot arrows at random people!" they said, "Hylians are so stupid!" they said, "They'll never dare to fight back!" they said. Oh Din, we a so screwed.
Prime 2.0
Bokoblin: I'm always picked last :(
blahman
Bokoblin: It was them! I swear!
martin foy
Bokoblin: now, link pointing a bow at me loaded with an arrow is simply not nice!
link: have i ever cared?
bokoblin:oh crap...
It could be carried by an African swallow!
Bokoblin: ...Listen, a five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut! In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
Link: Please!
Bokoblin: Am I right?
Link: I'm not interested!
Maki
Bokoblin: Well that's just dandy.
Alex kat
Bokoblin: Hey! If you hit three of us you can get a wolfos plushie, and for five of us you get a poe lamp!
Monica
Bokoblin: I thought that the brat from wind waker was bad enough....but now HE is just even worse!!
HH
Bokoblin: I saved a bunch of Rupees by switching to *gets hit by the arrow*
Link: I'm tired of hearing that phrase.
Shadow Vaati
Bokoblin: Oh shoot...
Link: *fires his arrow*
second Bokoblin: He shot ya.
Nintendo2.0
Bokoblin: OH, CRAP!!!! HE'S GOT ONE TOO!!!! DAMN IT, YOU GUYS TOLD ME HE WOULDN'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE BY THIS DUNGEON!!!!!
Nat the Yoshi
Bokoblin 1: OH... SH...
Bokoblin 2: HEY you can't say that in a rated "E" game!
Bokoblin 3: But in OoT the farm dudes got drunk!
Bokoblin 4: Sorry to interupt, but were about to get killed...
Bokoblins 1, 2, and 3 : YOU CAN'T SAY KILLED IN A RATED "E" GAME!!!
Nararator: Thus the Bokoblins started another argument and Link just walked away with a bottle of Milk in his hand...
The Sage of Nothing!
Bokoblin: Dear diary, life sucks.
??::NN
Bokoblin: mmmm, so this target has a response mode. that's interesting!
mlk
Bokoblin: Why does he get to have a bigger bow?
ShadowMaster
Bokoblin: we are not playing simon says!
Misunderstanding
Bokoblin: No, no, you don't understand! There were invisible moblins trying to eat you!
Gandalf
Bokoblin: Any minute now, the joystick on the controller will impair him...what? He's got a REMOTE? FLY, YOU FOOLS!
Get down!
Bokoblin: Let's get down!
Link: So they wanna hide, do they?...Oh my god, they're DANCING...
We miss cel shading
Bokoblin: Whatever happened to the cel-shaded kid? His giant head was cool!
Enorym
Bokoblin: Its just like those shooting games at the carnival!
Boko #3
Bokoblin: Perhaps I should say we were shooting the invisible poes trying to eat him.
Guess not
Bokoblin: Darn! I thought this was a 2-D game!
Ironic Midna
Bokoblin: You couldn't shoot me with a red dot and some higher force with a magical remote helping you!
1080 Spin Attack
Bokoblin: ok, the red reticule is ridiculous!
Harashi
Bokoblin: Hey come look this guy's got a bow!
Bboy94
Bokoblin: Uh oh...
Mike
Bokoblin: woohoo hes not aiming at me!
MBone
Bokoblin: slowly, move away from the large red circle. Trust me.
Spike
Bokoblin: He He! 4 aginst one. he is so GAAAk!!! *bokoblin hits floor*
grit1412
Bokoblin: Run the kid's packing.
Ethen
Bokoblin: Attack!...Archers?
Link:Hiya!!
Bokoblin:Oh schintzel...
Hi no Seijin
Bokoblin: Hey, didn't I give him that hat?
Tom
Bokoblin: (Sees the first Bokoblin go down) Perhaps I should go call help. (Sees second) Or maybe I should inform Ganon that the Hero is here. (Sees third) Or maybe...gah!
JOE
Bokoblin: Oh crizap it's Legolas!
lord of all dragons
Bokoblin: Anywhere but in the crotch... anywhere but in the... AACK! (Gets shot in the crotch)
Shadowknight
Bokoblin: Uh oh... um, can you excuse me for a minute? I have to go do something that dosent involve Link shooting me.
Luke
Bokoblin: i knew doing construction work here is dangerous.
new link
Bokoblin: OH GOD I WASTED MY LIFE!
Lemmy
Bokoblin: Look its a triangle! That must mean the triforce is here somwhere!
goobfishy is i
Bokoblin: Crap! Now where are those Fire-Arrow-thingies when you need them . . .
Vaati
Bokoblin: Horray! A staring contest!
Fayble
Bokoblin: why the hell did I get this job?!?I'm scared of heights!!
Link104
Bokoblin: Well, I guess that we will never become real snipers.
flaminghalo
Bokoblin: hey,no using your bow against us,thats cheating!
heh
Bokoblin: ummmm.......I don't know what to say......*sniff* All we were gong to do was greet him..........isn't this how you greet guests? That's what Master Ganondorf said....................*sniiiiiiiff* I feel so...offended.......*starts crying*
Someguy
Bokoblin: (Singing)4 Bokoblins on the screen, 4 Bokoblins on the screen! Shoot one down, knock em' down, 3 more Bokoblins on the screen!
manig monkey
Bokoblin: "There were four green baddies sitting on the wall, four green baddies sitting on the wall! And if one green baddy, (gets hit by and arrow and falls), there'll
be three greem baddies sitting on the wall..."
Zelda Veteran
Bokoblin: This was NOT in my instruction booklet.
legendaryblade
Bokoblin: Why didnt I listen to my mother and become an accountant?
MagmarFire
Bokoblin: [Oh, crap. His weaponry is ALWAYS one step ahead of ours; he has a SCOPE on his bow, for Din's sake! We're screwed...]
Hinata
Bokoblin: Damn it..they weren't supposed to see me....(these Jedi mind tricks don't work so well)........
GameFreak
Bokoblin: Save me, Jebus!
Jack
Bokoblin: Well, there goes my liquid breakfast.
