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Our hero strolls through town, passing a stray dog. What does the pooch ponder as he is passed by Link?

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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)

Chuncha
Dog: He's a walking tree. New target acquired. Summon the dogs with small bladders! We strike at Dawn!

Nitros
Dog: Where the hell am I? I thought this was Nintendogs!

Link
Dog: hey did you see shrek yet? hes over there next to that yellow thing over there.
Shrek: wow! i didnt know i was here.

cruiser
Dog: Phew, finally someone who looks like a tree..

Josh12
Dog: Wow thats a hero if i ever saw one! I wonder if i can just wee up his touser leg..

not me
Dog: Have you seen a little Deku Scrub? I have an appointment to bite his head off. No? Well... poop. Some hero you are...

name/not/important
Dog: I AM THE MIGHTY YORKIE!!! ENTIRE KINGDOMS TREMBLE AT MY PAW!!! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME VILE HUMAN SCUM!!! YOU CAN\'T STAND UP AGAINST...
(Link continues walking past ignoring the dog)
COME BACK HERE WORM POO!!! I'M TALKING TO YOU MAN-WHO-WEARS-GIRLY-SKIRT!!! YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST FROM... oh forget it...

Darker
Dog: Is that a hat...or his hair?

aaron
Dog: In Goliath voice: Whatcha doin there linky

State the Obvious
Dog: For some reason, I'm suddenly getting the feeling that there are people out there trying to control my thoughts...And laughing about it...

Bob The Great
Dog: Oh, crap, the green guy's coming over here...I just hope I'm not part of some trade sequence to get the Biggoron's Sword....

Mr Jinx
Dog: IT'S BACON!
Link: No, it's Beggin' Strips!

scruffer 420
Dog: Legolas! What are you doin here?!

DarkenLight
Dog: So we are going to play this game again. Ahh the good ol' days, bet you can't catch me...

MagmarFire
Dog: What was I thinking about...?

Boyan
Dog: Real men wear skirts?

Firen Hero
Dog: What an awesome day...yeah...heheheh...i know who you are...Link...heheheh...me ish Ganny's dog...heheheh...we are coming to get you...WOOF !

Eagler
Dog: I'm now going to follow you around randomly and annoyingly.

Myst Da Faerie
Dog: Yo Quiero Taco Bell!

Elflord
Dog: He, smells goood. *licks chops*

Kilafer
Dog: Whats that funky smell???

Talleen
Dog: I'll just take this stone and..
Dog: Ohh i dont know Liiinky
Link: Shut up!
Dog:You have gotten pretty fat there Liinky

SeanMcCarty
Dog: What's up with that get-up?

The Person
Dog: Hello, welcome to Ye Olde Wall-Mart. What can I do for you today?

???
Dog: Ehhm...renaissance fair's thattaway, bub.

Just Bob
Dog: Hey kid! Down Here! Yeah, I know you're on an epic quest and all, but do you think ya can spare a few minutes to help the guy stuck in the sign over there?

MiCrOn
Dog: Tell me...why am I suppose to follow this guy again?

trogdor
Dog: I wonder who I should bite on the leg first?

Minty Fresh
Dog: I wonder- if I stand here looking cute, will he tell me where to find some Stafols? They look so delicious............

Randomness
Dog: *looks at Link* "Would you mind escorting a lady to the table..?"

pppppp
Dog: hey pall come here,wanna buy a dog

...
Dog: Hey how are you doing? Oh nice...SWORD? I SWEAR I DON'T TASTE GOOD!

Zeldaforever
Dog: Hello, would you like to buy a sandwich?
Link: Mmm... Sandwich.
Doggie: That'll be 500 rupees plus tax.
Link: How about a rupee and a cookie?
Doggie: Ok. *walks off* Hehe.. he'll be looking for his wallet...
Link: Hey!
Doggie: Uh-oh...
Link: Can I have another sandwich?

tyler
Dog: where did he get that shirit

somebody
Dog: "Hey, got any rupees on ya?"

LJ
Dog: Pssst! Link! It's me, Zelda...

Zelda Fan
Dog: *drools* "Mmmmm.. A tasty morsel."

Maki
Dog: nice ass oh hero! what did one of the monster steel your underwear or do you just feeling the freedome?

Animerican
Dog: Why do I get an ominous feeling that something bad will happen here as soon as this guy leaves town? Man, I wish I never got transferred over here from Nintendogs...

Mr. flachenheiner
Dog: So I guess that all the dumb blond jokes are true...

curious
Dog: To piddle or not to piddle? That is the question!

supp
Dog: what the hell are you staring at?

a guy
Dog: heh...nice skirt.
Link: IT'S A KILT DAMMIT!!!!!

Zelda
Dog: ONE is the lonelyest number!!

"Her"
Dog: Is that a Triforce I see on the ground?

Henry n
Dog: I wouldn't go that way if I were you, Link! I thought it was a fire-hydrant... Meh, oh well, he can't understand me right now anyways. By the time the twilight takes over, and he actually *can* talk to me, I\'ll have thought every spot was a fire-hydrant. Stupid Hylians...

golden girl
Dog: no....No....get away from me! I'm not that lady's dog from the market place! I dont want to go back! She ate too many beans, dont want to breath in those nasty farts at night! You cant make me!! (runs away)

Tyraelis
Dog: Y'know, he doesn't LOOK Scottish...

Emm
Dog: *as he looks up at Link* "Doh! That's why men don't wear skirts!"

Koholint
Dog: Man, I can't believe they moved the fire hydrant all the way across town...

Sunrikaiya
Dog: ...Too many cross-dressers these day, I tell ya'. Back to the trash can!

austin
Dog: Hey kid, wanna dollar?

Cyb309
Dog: How about a wiff? *raises butt in the air*

dude
Dog: im the best looking dog in the world, everyone loves me!!
Link:(mutters)mangy mutt! *kick*
Dog: Owwww! stupid guy in green tunic! Its not like your going to save Hyrule from the darkness...

Scarecrow
Dog: Hmm-hmm *clears throat* "Sir, i believe you just stepped in a pile of my droppings."

Red-Winged Xu
Dog: He's not a fire hyrdant...but he'll do.

Mikau
Dog: Is he,no ... but it smells just like a wolf

L-MAC
Dog: DEAR GOD MAN PUT SOME UNDERWEAR ON!!!!

Alex
Dog: Now what is with that stupid get-up?

Darcy
Dog: I didn't know hydrants were green or they walked. O well when nature calls...

Shadowknight
Dog: I am NOT a DOG!I an a CAT!!! Reeoowww!!

Steve Racer
Dog: Now let's see... Is that a tunic or a skirt?

something
Dog: where the heck am i where is kakeriko village?

clipper
Dog: take me home!

YodaPlato
Dog: Hey! Hey! You look like someone i knew back in the Wizarding School! Yeah I Know you your Jerry Wizminkelifozmen, Its Me Sirius black!
Link: Stop barking at me you stupid dog!

POLOCK
Dog: Don't i remember you from Hyrule Castle Town in OOT!
Link: How old is that dog it looks dead!

Ninte
Dog: This guy has serious problems. Look at his clothes! The guy is a freakin' crossdresser!

Noone
Dog: He's rescued kitties recently! I must tell the other members of the Super Secret Ninja Nightstriking Warrior Dog Clan about this new Enemy! We will strike at midnight!

BronzChameleon
Dog: A guy walking around with a sword!?! He's dangerous!!! Stay Back! i'm warning ya!
Link: Laugh it up, fuzzball. I need fishing bait

Lindsay
Dog: Um...that sword looks pretty nasty, sir.

Psycho Plushie
Dog: I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...
Link: There's no place like home! There's no place like home! (taps heels)

Steiner Bucket
Dog: Thanks to many fine donations from fans around the world, Nintendo was finally able to replace the cardboard sceneries with 3-D foam ones.

Cam
Dog: When do I get a sword like that?

Prelude
Dog: Hey! Dude! You're that guy from that game I played!! ummm....you're Bulbasaur, right?

Celesta
Dog: And I thought my ears were big.

Prime 2.0
Dog: He is wearing shorts, so therefor he MUST be the mailman!
Link(thinking): Why is that dog looking at me?

Trevor
Dog: get away from me don't you dare think about petting me.

King
Dog: Mmmmm. Ha! Fresh meat. I'll get him like I got that one kid in Clock Town. Heh heh heh.

yap
Dog: Why do this guy seems to repel every other human?

Gavin
Dog: WOW does he stand out!

kamakaziplumber
Dog: "Ha ha. You're wearing a skirt."

Sally
Dog: ok first: act cute, next: attack, then: get rid of all these triangles, I HATE TRIANGLES! genuis, pure genius, because then i shall rule the world and get rid of Tingle for good!!!!! ha- ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!

Water
Dog: Whoa! He is wearing a dress!!! Wow, this is hilarius, he should be Peter Griffin in Family Guy.

TingleHater77
Dog: Oh great...another guy wanting to be a fairy!

legendary
Dog: ogeez......not HIM again, the last time HE came to town.......RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!

"Her"
Dog: Oh yeah, "Nobody would suspect that a cute little puppy can annihilate Hyrule."... Think again, bozo.

Fileffel
Dog: Dude, where's my car?

no one
Dog: I think I'm gonna hump his leg! >)

vincent
Dog: Ohh nice clothes elf boy does that come in a size 1/4

Jack
Dog: What smells like dead rabbits?