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During a heated battle, Link pauses from the carnage, as a look of horror crosses him, and a startling revelation passes from his lips. What is Link saying?

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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)

Luke
Link: why the heck is there a white horse ridden by a woman emerging from hyrule castle..and why is there a black horse ridden by a ginger weirdo here too? i got a feeling of deja vu here.

Limb
Link: I've lost all my meals since the begining of ocarina of time.

Numb
Link: I left my bow, bombs, and faries in the shooting gallery!!!!!!
Monster: Did he just said that aloud?

tpg1989
Link: My oven.... I left the Deku Cakes cooking in it!

bigJ
Link: Stupid Nintendo. Why do you always make those monsters reappaer????

Coalar
Backgound Voice: You silly. Link doesn't speak! :P

SteinerBucket
Link: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! RAIN!

PeridotBunny
Link: Dadgum!!! My fire arrows don't work!!! Wonder why!?! Why do Malon and Saria always call me a total blonde!?! I agree. ^_^ I am blonde. (Has no idea what he's saying)

squee
Link: oh my god... no.. it cant be AAAAAAARGGGGGGG THEY PUT MARIO IN THE GAME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emm
Link: Damn! I forgot my traveler's checks again...

Zohrra
Link: um is this rain ever gonna stop it's already been 5 day is that a boat over there?

Aaron
Link: IM FULL FROM A VALUE MENU

Maki
Link: I am Batman!

Korind
Link: Wait... what do you mean, Zelda's a girl?

Timmy
Link: Uh-oh, that wasn't a fart...gotta go change my drawers now...

d...
Link: burn you monsters!! BURN!!!... Oh man... stupid rain put out my fires...OH NO!! They are comming to get me!! Aaaaaah!

Ale
Link: Holy crap! They killed Kenny!

SF
Link: Oh god,I left my pants in the oven!

123
Link: waht the? A balrog no its a......... demon Ineed silverlight!!!!!

Sirius
Link: OMG!! ZELDA!! THAT WAS NASTY!!

Cheese
Link: Did I remember to turn the oven off?

BoomBoom
Link: I GOT DELAYED WTF MATE?

heroine
Link: ah crap...I forgot my wallet at at home...

kaileyharold
Link: i need a better life

Tina
Link: *Beltch* Woah! Sorry about that. Now where were we again?

Phil
Link: I'm delayed??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tony
Link: Zelda's a man!

Din
Link: Oops, did I just stab Malon!? Oh well, thats one les. girl to fight over me.

Levi
Link: HOLY CRAP! THAT'S THE BIGGEST JAW BREAKER I'VE EVER SEEN!

Fairy
Link: I gotta pee... to late... good thing it is raining.

Zoockon
Link: I forgot the tea!

Boilmeinhotwater
Link: Wait a minute this isnt Oz. This isnt even Kansas. This is just one big empty field.

The Old Running Man
Link: Wow a streaking party fun. I'm gonna join. Oh look there is Malon..and Zelda. Yep definitley gonna join.

GreyBeard the old
Link: Um..Malon I'm not sure this is the best place to be showering.

Porridge
Link: *Pops a Mentos* *Mentos Theme* *Kick's Guys Butt* Mentos the Freshmaker

Manly Dude
Link: I dropped my other earring!!!

Water
Link: Man that felt good,mmmm, taco bell

OnyxEgg
Link: Dang, that was a big field. I hope I got everything. Dang, I forgot my bow when I need it most. !@%$*%^$#@#

ElfHunter7679854
Link: Oh crap I look like Jonathan Taylor Thomas!

Pope Link MCVII
Link: Wow this definintley isnt OOT. I mean look at this field its huge.

PoisonLobstersAreGoodForYourColon
Link: Wait my tunic will shrink. It's dry clean only ahhhhh! Run away!

GarnetHedgehog
Link: OK, Sword: check, shield: check. Underwear: Oh crap!

shadowknight
Link: Check back when the game is concluded to find out!

spenco
Link: All of the moblins that are charging me right now seem pretty angry, except for the one over that is taking off his pants!?

ginji
Link: I will be in need of your head! It will soon be mine!!!

natu
Link: Holy crap!
Mario: its a me-mario!

twilight
Link: Holy crap! itz that crazy mario!!!!!

Fourswords
Link: Pokemon, Pokemon, you put the pokey on the mon, and put the thing in the ball, and goes rararaa

Dude
Link: OH NO!! I dropped my other earring!!!

Legend
Link: OH NO!!!! I've dropped my other earring!
Monster:*Crushes earring* Hahaha!....Why do you wear earrings anyway???
Link:Um......YOU MEANIE!!!
Link:*Slashes sword*
Monster:*Pops into purple smoke*
Link:Now where am I going to find a blue earring?

Zora
Link: What is ARYLL doing over there fighting?!

Twilightlink
Link: Holy crap! Its Acid rain! *melts*

MiCrOn
After Link defeats the monster in the DARK...

Link: Oh...oh,dear!What have I done!?I killed Zelda!

Ganondorf
Link: What? It cannot be...Father?!

Spenditwisely
Link: Oh my god! I just remembered, I left the stove on!

shadowknight
Link: row, row your boat, gently down the field... (smashes stalfos on the head with "oar")

Supersam
Link: Ah no I got grass stains on my clean tights!!! Urgh...to kill...rising...

curious
Link: thinking: I really wish Ganon would stop flashing me on the battle field. His manboobs replaced the whale in me nightmares....8(

Scent
Link: No!!! I´m going to stink really bad when I turn back into a wolf.

legendary
Link: How cliche: It was a dark and (it's so dang wet;-;) stormy night.......

Nitros Boyan and friends
Link: Ah! The dramatic music! And rain! Something important must be happening!

mr. flachenheiner
Link: Oh my god...It's...it's a giant kentucky fried chicken ad RUN FOR YOU'RE LIVES!!!!!!!

Darth Ales
Link: NO!!!! I MISSED THE REGRISTATION FOR CAMP HYRULE!!!!!

Boyan
Link: time for a shampoo comercial!

tpg1989
Link: What? Nintendo delayed my game?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!!!

MasterGoron
Link: Nintendo delayed my game?!? Hmmm... Maybe I can convince them to wait longer so Ganondorf will die and I can claim victory without battling... *Takes out paper and pencil*

Dear Miyamoto,
I wanna be Cel-Shaded again...
-Link

Zelda master
Link: Im SINGING in the rain

Kojinka
Link: Wow! Ganondorf actually lost some weight!
Ganondorf: You owe me 200 rupees and a kiss!
Link: I think I'm going to puke.

Robbie
Link: Hello? Do you have an umbrella?

Linktimeswidthtimesheight
Link: Wow! I dont think I'm in OOT anymore.

Red-Winged Xu
Link: So THAT'S why girls don't wear white in the rain (grins)

Maki
Link: -cell phone rings- hello? hi zelda what up girlfriend! what? no! its on sale! ill be right there!

Animerican
Link: Holy Farore! Why did Aonuma-san make me some pretty boy?! Now I'll never be able to last against those crazy Orlando Bloom fangirls! :sobs:

Nny's Assistant
Link: YOU ARE ALL DISEASED!!!

Lindsey
Link: I haven't bathed in six days, it's about time I got some water!

whocares
Link: I really have to pee soooooo bad!
(starts to rain)Ah. sweet relief!...but I still gotta pee!

maye
Link: this could be a great time for taking a bath (takes clothes off)

gamefreak
Link: IM COO COO FOR CO CO PUFFS

Aaron
Link: Oh no theyve found me lucky charms

Maki
Link: Sorry but we will have to finshin this fight later. I'm baking a cake and i left in the oven and a hour as gone by so ya got to go.

...
Link: Wait...What was I doing again?

KKoro
Link: What do you mean, I have to find your dog?! I'm on a mission here!

L-Mac
Link: Darth Vader IS my father!!!???!!! OMG

Sally
Link: ahhhhhhhh there are people following me!!!!! Nintendo said this was the last safe place, i am soo going to sue them.

Noone
Link: Oh great Epona ran off again!

PwnageLink
Link: Holy crap! This field is huge....and really wet!

apocalypticnightmares
Link: Ganondorf! Get your clothes on! For God's sake, you're scaring the children!

Cyb309
Link: OH MY GOD! HE IS REALLY A SHE!

Kloepfer
Link: Burritos were a bad choice!

King
Link: Oh god no! Mommy!

G-Nubz
Link: It's updrafts like this that make wearing a skirt sooooo worth it!

Tammy
Link: Holy Crap! Ganondorf without Makeup!

Kamakaziplumber
Link: My tunic's dry-clean only!!!

LJ
Link: *gasp* I just realised I forgot... My Umbrella! Oh no... the horror... Now my hair will go all frizzy! *sob*

Gothmogforpresident
Link: AAAHHH!! An arrow hit my butt! I must pull it out! But I can't stand seeing my own blood......

Komaliiiiiii
Link: Shoot, I forgot me umbrella at Ganny's House!!!

Jabun's
Link: Crap! It's raining and I still got my underwear outside for drying!

Agahnim's curse
Link: Hey, what's that on your shoulder!?
Stalfos: Huh? What thing?
Link: Slashes Stalfos with sword:GOTCHA!!!

Trevor
Link: No you killed my donut

Al
Link: It's raining it's pouring. I hope all the monsters are snoring

Henry n
Link: Oh, come on... I just took a shower. If Hyrule's destiny depends on me, that's one thing -- but when I get my tunic soaked, ugh, that's another... I quit this!
Navi: *Ahem* Yay, I get to save Hyrule now...

Makar
Link: Aw crap, I forgot to let Epona out!

Maki
Link: Danm i left my wet cloths in wash! now there going to be ruin!

"Her"
Link: Sweet goddesses! I've been delayed!

Jack
Link: Oh no, I left the oven on!